* I obviously don't own Star Trek or any of the awesome characters, but if I did I'd be filthy rich and would have Spock and Kirk as sex slaves.

* First Star Trek fic so be honest but nice!

"Somewhere Against Your Anatomy"

She sat there nonchalantly going through her Enterprise messages on her data pad with a mug of orange juice in hand. Nyota opened up the communicator and the holographic image of the man-whore who runs the ship popped up. The messages from captain Kirk went as follows:

"Tomorrow is the briefing on the Klingon prime minister. Um what else… All submission forms for shore leave next week have to be turned in by Friday. I don't see the papers, you don't see the dock." Kirk's smug face dropped with a grumble, "And…our physical check ups are today. Damn… Kirk out."

"Damnit!" , her orange juice suddenly turned sour; she hated physicals. All of the shots, latex gloves, and cold metal instruments really unnerved her, especially the hospital smell. Most of all Bones would be the one doing her check up. Sigh. Maybe I could brush it off; hide for the day so that maybe I won't have to… Beep! Her holographic communicator started ringing, when she opened it she was bombarded by Bones' scowling face.

"Kirk, Spock, and Uhura your asses better be in sick bay today. Don't brush this off because it's a mandatory check up requested by Starfleet. And most of all, if I don't have all of your vitals by the end of the day you'll really piss me off. You all know how well that turns out. I'll be waiting. McCoy out." Jesus, he's grumpy…

"Well damn." I may not be able to run all day but I can put it off till the very last moment. The day went by in a mundane fashion, nothing eventful until she left the bridge for a break. McCoy cornered her dead center.

"On a break…Lieutenant?" , his eyes narrowed with a predatory stare and his mouth crinkled up with a smile of mal intent.

"Maybe…Doctor." she answered coyly. The young lieutenant successfully moved around the gruffly handsome head doctor with the turbo lift in sight.

"Since you are on a break you might as well get the damn thing over with Uhura." He grinned and moved cautiously closer to her, like a lion would a small gazelle, waiting to pounce on her. Probably with a straight jacket, 5 male nurses, and a couple of sedatives.

"Hmm…" , she tip toed closer and closer to the lift down the hall with the slightest combination of adrenaline and paranoia, "No thanks!" Lucky for her, gazelles were one of the fastest animals known to mankind. Nyota sprinted to the closing door, paying no attention to any obstacles and barreled into someone. This sent the pair of them crashing to the turbo lift's floor. Unfortunately, I didn't acquire the grace of a gazelle. Beggars can't be choosers Nyota…

She could scarcely hear Bones' grumbling voice, "You can't dodge me forever!"

As her heart beats became more relaxed she chuckled out, "But I can try." She closed her eyes and gathered her thoughts. Phew that was close. The floor feels strangely hot right now…and lumpy, huh weird. Didn't I run into something on my way in here?

"This is not uncomfortable Lieutenant; however it would be inappropriate for a crew member to discover you and I in this ill-timed predicament." Oh my Gods! She was straddling Spock…not good. Though his body is very comfortable and inviting.

"Oh! Oh I'm sorry!" she quickly clamored off of his body and helped him up off the floor. "Are you okay? I honestly didn't mean to tackle you to the ground. Gah I'm such an idiot!"

"Uhura, there was no harm done. I am fine." his voice was comforting. It seemed like she was the only one who picked up on his minor displays of emotion, no matter how minute they might be. Spock's hand slipped over hers and his touch was hot, sending a spark shooting through her body, making her flinch in response. The lithe Vulcan flinched back as well, "Fascinating..." His curious eyes wandered from his hand to hers until he gave up the search for a conclusion. "I was curious as to why you were attempting to escape from Doctor McCoy?"

"I don't like getting physicals. They are the bane of my existence…well next to Kirk." Nyota thought she caught a glimpse of a smirk on her Vulcan commander's attractive face. "I take it that you're running from Bones too?"

"I will admit that I too despise getting physicals, especially when they are administered by Doctor McCoy. He can be…trying at times."

"Yeah, I've noticed that he really doesn't like you." she snorted with an accompanying smile. It seemed to draw him closer to her; his breath slithered over her skin giving her chills. Spock's stare was deep into hers; dark and dangerous, almost possessive. "Well I should get back to the bridge…" The flustered lieutenant reached around Spock, inadvertently bringing their bodies closer together, to hit the button to get out of the lift.

"Lieutenant Uhura?" Spock's voice was hushed and intimate; his breathing irregular.

"Spock, call me Nyota." her voice quivered along with her body. He moved closer; his lips almost grazing her ear.

A whisper of heated breath fled from his lips, "Nyota…" She groaned as she became aroused by the simplest gesture from her Commanding Officer. Uhura found that Spock's eyes were shut and his body was tense. He opened his mouth to say something… Ding! The door opened and he was gone in a flash, just a trace of his smell left behind. Nyota sucked in a trembling breath while she pondered what had exactly just happened to her. Then she pushed the button to go back to the bridge. Just before she collected her thoughts Kirk slunk inside of the lift with her.

"So…" he grinned. She pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed. She didn't hate James Kirk. He has proven again and again that he's honorable, brave, and strategic. Kirk is flawlessly compassionate and always, no matter how reckless, has the well being of the entire crew in mind. He's just so damn cocky and persistent about everything! Uhura needed someone who has everything she wanted in a man, but could be completely humble about it. Like Spock… Why did she have to be one of Kirk's targets? Why couldn't someone like Spock have his sights locked on her? When she was just a student in his many classes she could feel the chemistry between them; whether or not he showed it. Brewing behind those icy black eyes was a fiery lust. Nyota knew it was always there, like a living breathing entity. Today she had been convinced. What could she do about it though? It's not like this was the first time she had tried to seduce the half-Vulcan. The female lieutenant glanced over at her captain with a grimace.

"Make one move and you'll be leaving here with out an appendage Captain." His cocky demeanor faltered and she suddenly felt her courage resurface. Maybe I should mess with him a little…

"What's the deal Uhura? Am I not attractive to you? And don't lie, because I know damn well that I am.", he frowned. Nyota really had to laugh at her immature captain. For goodness' sake he's pouting! Only 5 year olds pull something like that.

"Jim you are more than attractive.", when his face lit up with that secure grin of his she decided that she definitely would have a little fun with him. "You're flat out sexy." she moved him against the wall, "Those gorgeous eyes…" She brushed a finger over his bottom lip, "Those kissable lips..." he ran his tongue across her finger. Her hands went under his shirt, "And your impeccably toned body." Uhura heard him moan when her hands stopped at his belt buckle, "What woman wouldn't want you?" His blue eyes lingered in her stare with lust. "You're also an 'arrogant-narcissistic-womanizing-manwhore' who irritates me to no end!" His jaw dropped and the blonde attempted to comment on what Uhura just spouted out, but she silenced him with a hand. This is going to be fun. She pressed her body into his, "Such a shame isn't it? How you'll never get your hands on me. You would have to gain intelligence…sophistication… and-well let's not go through the whole list. I know that you're a phenomenal lover Kirk. I bet you'd have me arching underneath you in minutes." she lowered her voice to a husky growl and pressed her hips into his. The Captain's eyes rolled to the back of his head as a pleasurable sigh left his mouth. "And I'm not bad either. With my little bag of tricks you'd cum faster than you ever have before without even being inside of me.", she giggled, "But you're not my type Kirk and I already have someone in mind."

"Oh yeah?" his body shook as he chuckled out, "Who is it, Spock?" Her face went blank for just a hesitant second, but she continued. They had 3 more levels to go before they ended up at the bridge.

"Do you know that he had me ready to cum in this very spot just by whispering my name? He didn't even have to touch me. Mmm…just thinking about that moment gets me hotter than my cunt." One more level… He was hard, sweating, and shaking. I'd call that a good job. Ding! The door slid open, "Well, nice talking to you Captain." she snickered over her shoulder. As she took her place at the bridge everyone's eyes were on the captain…and his very poorly covered erection.

His voice went up an octave, "Commander Spock, please fill in as Acting Captain for a couple of minutes. Kirk out." he pushed the button to close the door. As soon as the door shut everybody busted out in laughter, even Spock got a smirk.

"Hahaha Uhura vat deed you doo to zee captain?" ,the adorable Russian 17 year old asked.

"I just gave him a dose of his own medicine haha. Don't worry, he'll be out and a little less strung up after he beats off-I mean beats up himself a bit." She went to the supply closet to look for a bit of a distraction, only to feel a presence behind her. Nyota stopped without turning around; she knew Kempo.

"Lieutenant?" , a sultry Vulcan voice came from behind her and she relaxed.

"Yes Captain Spock?" , still with her back towards him.

"The actions you inflicted upon the captain were quite impressive." , Uhura felt the heat of his Vulcan body behind her.

She leaned back into him, "You don't even know the half of it."

"On the contrary, I heard every word you said and observed every move you made.", Spock sniffed her hair and moaned into her head.

"How could you possibly…"

"Will Acting Captain Spock please report to Sector Seven. We're in need of your assistance." , they could hear shouting and things breaking in the background. "Um… could you please hurry up? Things are getting kind of heated down here.", then they heard the captain in the background:

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

Spock sighed and adjusted his pants, "We will continue this endeavor Lieutenant." Nyota smiled, "I look forward to it Commander."