The Misfit

(setting:6:00 PM. Moss Mask's Cabin)

Moss Mask: In no way shape or form do I own Naruto or the characters within it now onto the story. And I do not own any songs by Less Than Jake.

(setting:6:00 AM. mid-January Naruto's House-Naruto is sleeping in a ball clutching a stuffed monkey)

Briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing went the alarm clock.

Naruto:*jumps a foot in the air*god damn I need to get a damn clock radio*glances over at calendar* oh shit it's the first day of my freshmen year*runs to bathroom and slips and falls into bathtub head first*ouch*turns on water and nothing comes out*fuck I'm already late I cant bathe*runs to get clothes* Dattebayo at least some luck will come from today *gets dressed quickly and runs down stairs to get a bowl of ramen before the beginning of the school day and eats quickly*

Honk honk. Honk Hooooooooooooooooooooonk went the bus as it slowly pulled in front of Naruto's humble abode.

Naruto:*runs to try and catch the bus*

Falls short of his dawn goals.

Naruto: Damnit!!!!! *starts running toward bus*

Bus is picking up speed

Naruto:why me?*keeps up pace and increases speed*

Bus stops suddenly.

Naruto:*slams head into back of bus, tongue rolls out and gets frozen to bumper*oh s'it 'm 'uck o Ta back of da bos…..*yelling*on't o or ll have my ongue yanged off

But of course the bus driver didn't hear him or chose not to from the bottom of the cynical region that was once known as a heart.

The bus takes off yanking Naruto by his tongue creating quite a scene and ruckus on that cold street in Konoha.

Naruto:*grabs a trashcan lid and puts it under his feet to use as a makeshift sled*

While in the back of Naruto's mind a song with a beat was playing the lyrics to this little number is "Everybody's so afraid to be differentPlease excuse me now if I don't get itI think sex is overratedSo is always getting wastedDesigner drugs and dead end jobsAnd classic rock is so outdatedI'm so sick of therapyAnd all the things you've done to meHow can I be satisfied?When everything is overrated"

Naruto:*thinking(this would be fantastic if my tongue wasn't in great peril)*

The bus finally came to a dramatic halt flinging Naruto into a snow bank and tearing off some skin. Leaving Naruto soaked to the bone and back for the day of jeering children and student body faculty of nut jobs and

Wackadoos.

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Translation of what Naruto was saying in his dialect when his tongue was stuck

"oh s'it 'm 'uck o Ta back of da bos…..on't o or ll have my ongue yanged off "

Oh shit im stuck to the back of the bus don't or you'll have my tongue yanked off

Author side note: dialect is a word I got from my English teacher Rob Olsen