ForEdver and a Day

Episode 1: The MessEdge from Beyond

"Icees! Get your free icees here!" Eddy exclaimed to the empty cul-de-sac, "Come on, just twenty five cents! A freaking quarter will do it!" With that he angrily threw his cement made beverage on the ground. "What the heck went wrong! We had everything planned out perfectly!" he yelled angrily. "Says you…" Double-d murmured. Unfortunately Eddy caught this sentence and spun around thrusting his finger at his smart friend, "Alright wise guy! What makes you think you're sooo smart!" "What do you mean! I come up with the structure for these things!" "So what! Without me they wouldn't be thought up even!" Eddy shouted back. "And I carry stuff, haha!" Ed butted in. "SHUT UP!" the other two yelled at him scaring him.

"Okay! If that's the way you want it, I quit! I am no longer an Ed!" with that Double-d huffed off stressed out of his mind, "The things I do for you two, mainly you Eddy, give me a break! You're just a greedy, self-serving cretin!" The other two were left stunned at what had just happened until Eddy finally yelled, "Fine we don't need you! Ed come on!" Ed just stood there looking in opposite directions at once with an odd face. "Ed?" Ed just stood there as Eddy gave up and went home. Ed stood there for about fifteen minutes til his brain finally spun into motion and he went home saddened.


Tick tock tick tock. Edd sat on his bed not getting sleep for some reason and was currently engrosed in one of Michael Crichton's famous books, Jurassic Park (A whole lot better than the movie, it starts off boring but gets interesting about fifty pages into it, and they have rocket launchers! For the second movie they just redid the story entirely, but back to the episode now). "My my, John Hammond? Then how did he, in the second? Well, he sure gets what he deserves, he was a lot more greedy in the book, reminds me of…Eddy…" Double-d sighed setting the book down on his desk and tucked himself into bed and began thinking.

He thought of all the great times they had all gone through together and the bad. It hadn't been all that bad, but, no, Eddy was just so impossible to please sometimes, he just couldn't put up with it today! Not with what he had to do and how unbearably hot it was. "Well, time for sleep! I…" He blinked once and opened his eyes back up. He was in the cul-de-sac in his pajamas with no one around. "What the heck? Did I sleep walk?"

Double-d traveled around for a few minutes inspecting everything. "No one's around, every house is empty, and the sky is an earie shade of yellow. What is going on!" "Might as well ask someone intelligent enough to figure this kinda thing out." Someone said startling the boy from behind him. "Who the heck are you!" Double-d asked excitedly.

"Don't you recognize me? I'm you! Haha you're dreaming, boy for being so smart you sure didn't use your mind on this one now did ya!" the orange mirror image laughed. Double-d let out a quick gasp, "Prove it." The Double Edd just stared at him for a few seconds and sighed, "You're looking at yourself aren't ya?" "Oh…very well, how can I talk to myself then? I mean it's-" "Don't confuse yourself too much brain boy, it's way to hard to explain, let's just say I'm one part of your concience okay?" "Oh alright, I guess I can't really disprove you if you're wrong." "Got that right laughing boy!" his alter ego replied, "Now then, loosen up a bit kiddo! I mean you're so up tight most of the time you just need to relax! There I said it!"

"What do you mean?" Double-d asked a bit annoyed at what was just said to him, "I thought I was just fine the way I was." "Oh you're parents say you're special it sorta means that…aw I'm just pulling your leg, come on me, let's explore!" With that the Alter Edd yanked Edd's hand and dragged him across the neighborhood over to Eddy's house. "Why on earth are we at this wretched place?" "You dissing my house!" The Alter Edd exclaimed, "Nah man, I know you have something happening in your life right now, but here it is me and greed's house." "Greed?" Double-d asked lazily. "Yeah, he's my roomate, but he is very transparent at times, almost so much that sometimes he seems nonexistant and his voice is extremely far off." "Wow, so what I feel affects things here?" Double-d announced astounded. "Well more or less, this place after all, this cul-de-sac, is just to visualy show you things and so that viewers don't get bored, but I like to spice it up a bit sometimes!" Alter Edd exclaimed loudly. "Veiwers?" Alter realized what he had just said and quickly shut his mouth, "You didn't here it from me!"

"Can you keep it down out here!" a crimson Double-d yelled from across next door in Kevin's house. "That's Fury, he sorta hates the world and is roomates with Evil, you don't wanna see him, you might get sorta…dead…he's nearly nonexistant anyways, but Fury sure tore up the cul-de-sac today if ya didn't notice." Double-d hadn't and saw now in back of him that it looked like an earthquake mixed with a tornado mixed with a hailstorm mixed with a gun fight had passed through all at once. "Evil is even worse, but don't worry about him, there's a rumor he finally vanished man."

"Oh, how nice, well anyways, why am I here?" Double-d asked crossing his arms. "Oh that! Well, I just wanted to say lay back, relax, and go with the flow man! Haha, you better get going, a dream is scheduled for you any minute now." Alter Edd announced "Wait will I ever see you again!" "If the veiwers like this kinda stuff." And with that Double-d disappeared into little particles and Alter Edd walked into Eddy's house. "PARTY! Greed call everyone we know!"


"Yo! What's got ya down in the dumps big bro?" Sarah asked sweetly for some reason. "Oh hi Sarah, well it's just that Eddy and Double-d had a little quarrel today and now we can't be the Eds anymore!" Ed cried wearily. "WHAT! Why that rotten Eddy! I'll teach him!" Sarah yelled and then saw Ed's face droop even more she sighed and asked, "You want to be back together? The three of you?" Ed shook his head. "Well there's only one way to do it then, now take a look at my masterdly plan!" his younger sister replied, "It wouldn't be the same without you guys around that's for sure!"
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Episode 2: The MessEdge from Beyond part 2:

"Man, that Double-d sure messes up a lot, sometimes I wonder why I even hang out with sock head!" Eddy hollered and and kicked his bed, "Man I'm tired!" With that Eddy hopped into bed and fell quickly asleep as his record player played an old album of The Jam. "Move on up!" it played jazzily as the young boy slept and dreamt.


"Whoa!" Eddy exclaimed while he fell downwards towards a platform. WHAM! He hit it rather and bounced back up to his feet, "Geez that hurt!" "Well about time ya got here man, we been waiting for ya for quite some time now." Announced an Ed dressed in a sheep skin. "Ed? What are you doing here?" "You're dreaming." He replied and walked off towards a cybernetic city. "Hey man, wait up!" "What does shorty want?" Ed asked as Eddy turned bright red nearly attacking his tall friend. "Oh nothing, don't call me shorty, but where the heck am I lumpy?" "You, are within the reach of your friends." Ed replied with a confused look, "…what were we talking about?" Eddy just slapped his head in annoyance, "About where I am." "Oh yeah…I'm your concience I think." "Man am I dead." Eddy replied and rushed towards the city.

"Whoa there partner! This here is the great cul-de-sacia! It can't be tainted by your greed." Ed commanded and planted the smaller one back down on the path, "We need explaining first, what the heck was up with you today! There was a major wreck here, like chaos, a tornado of fire and bullets just zoomed by and wrecked up the place! We want an explanation of why you did that to us! NOW!…sorry?" "What do you mean? Nothing was wrong today, wait! Do you mean with Double-d? Oh he'll get over it, now about that city there…" Eddy told him. "Oops, looks like we're outta time for now, remember just this!" "WHAT!" Eddy yelled as he floated upwards. "Greed gets you nowhere in happiness, just buttered toast!" With that Eddy was gone and Ed picked up a telephone on the side of the road. "Hello?" "Hey man, comeon over to Double-d's we're throwing the party of the century!" "I read ya loud and clear Greed!" Ed exclaimed as he hopped into a car and road on over to a city called Double-Tropia.


"What the!" Eddy exclaimed waking up suddenly, "I need to get me some toast and quick!" Eddy rushed downstairs, tore open a bread bag, crammed all of it into the toaster, and it quickly exploded into flaming chunks of metal. "My hope! My only chance! Gone! This sucks!…what am I doing? I'm taking advice from Ed and one in my dream to boot, at least no one saw this." Eddy told himself and decided to get dressed and head outside, "Let's see what's up with the world today."

"Oh look it's Eddy," Double-d sighed to himself, "Great…" "Yo, sockhead, what's up?" Eddy asked as he approached, but Double-d just ignored him, "Fine, pretend I'm not here."

"AH!" Ed yelled, "HELP!" Then a scream from Sarah erupted. "ED!" they exclaimed and Eddy added, "Was that a truck backfiring on him!" Just then they heard an enourmous explosion and Ed scream for his life. The other two Eds rushed towards the area they heard the sounds emit from. "Eddy, the lane!" Double-d exclaimed and they rushed in, Double-d full to the brim with supplies.

"Ed!" they cried out spotting their yellow friend. There on the ground was Ed covered in red liquid. "Double-d! Get that stuff set up quick, I'll get lumpy to his feet!" Eddy commanded. "Right!" Double-d agreed. Edd quickly had a chair set up that Eddy dragged big Ed into. "Eddy, hold this here!" Double-d handed a defibrilator to him, "Now put it to his chest!" "Clear!" Eddy yelled. ZAP! Ed's corpse bounced about and they heard some laughter. "Wait one darn second, something isn't right here." Eddy told him and took the device off Ed's chest.

Eddy looked around for a bit while Double-d tried to manage the device on his own. Hehe! "Hm?" Eddy murmured suspiciously and looked into the bushes. Another giggle and Eddy looked over the fence. "AHA!" he yelled and pulled out Rolf and Sarah! "Sarah! Rolf!" Double-d asked shocked, "…what's going on here?" "Um, nothing good brain Ed boy, Rolf was just walking by," the foreign boy said with a doubtful smile. "Yeah, we were talking about opening our own debating foundation, man that would be cool don't ya think!" Sarah said doubtfully joyful.

"Alright spill it!" Eddy ordered smacking them both. "Fine fine! Rolf surrenders! Demon Sarah girl asked Rolf to help her get the Edboys back together!" Rolf exclaimed in a worried manner. "WHAT!" the other two replied. "Hold up," Double-d said, "Then Ed's not dead?" "Nope!" Ed exclaimed joyfully getting up and wiping off the red stuff. "Wait then what was that!" Eddy asked hastily. "It was ketchup stupid, Rolf here was the only one who could supply enough in the cul-de-sac to make it look convincing so we went to him for help." Sarah explained, "And it looks like it worked, so our work here is done!"

"Whoa, no way ya little brat! We're glad we're back together, but no one makes a fool out of me like that!" Eddy told them and charged. "Wait!" Double-d shouted and pulled Eddy back then whispered something into his ear. Eddy thought for a minute and then said, "Sarah, Rolf, we will have our revenge!" With that the two walked off angry and headed towards Double-d's garage.


"Double-d did I ever tell you you were a genius?" Eddy asked with a grin. "Why yes Eddy, I believe you have, now let's see if they will think twice before pulling a stunt like that again, care to do the honors?" Edd asked. "Don't mind if I do!" Eddy pressed the button on the controls and the planes started up each carry their own individual mini stink-bomb. The aircrafts flew in squads to their locations and began bombing Ed and Rolf's house. Screams emitted from the cul-de-sac as it was impacted and an extra cry from probably Jimmy. "Well wadda ya know a bonus!" Eddy exclaimed joyfully, "this is the best ground zero ever man." "Well put Eddy, well put."
Credits Announcer: What happens when King Shadow decides to conquer earth with an evil beast known as Destro along with his friend's Dr. Jack Kite, Shelaunda, and Masks? Chaos will ensue and effect the cartoon universe forever. Quahog will never be the same, Jump City will go from bad to worse, and the Eds will fall. It's the beginning of the apocolypse. Be sure not to miss Destro, by Edward 18 today.

"I'm back and this time Melon Head is DEAD!" Get ready for an adventure of a lifetime! More action and suspense than ever before. Mechs flying everywhere, as Eddy's brother returns things begin to progressively get worse and worse as Scam makes his final assault on the cul-de-sac to convert it into Edtropia, and this time he is convinced that nothing will stand in his way, not even our hero, Captain Melon Head! The Chronicle's of Captain Melon coming this summer!


Well, I hope everyone likes this story, its sorta going to be my own season of Ed, Edd, n Eddy except maybe not as funny or more adventurous or something. Hope you lot like it I gotta go to my Grandma's be back later today! Hope you didn't mind the dream sequences.