A to Z
Summary: A small collection of 26 oneshots, all starting with one letter of the alphabet. Dramione, of course.
Hey, everyone. For those of you who care, I used to be Phantomofthebasket. I changed my username because it got boring. And "Ubiquitous" is better.
Also, for anyone who cares, I've deleted all my stories except for my Phantom of the Opera one, which I do actually plan on continuing. I just need to get some inspiration. However, in place of that, is this.
I know this has been done before, however I couldn't resist. I tried to pick words no one has used. If I had and its very similar to yours, let me know and I'll change the word. =)
Okay, all of the fics vary in rating. Most will either be K+ or T. However, I do post everything before the actual oneshot, so you'll be able to see for yourself the rating of each oneshot before you read it.
Also, the fics DO NOT go in any particular order, unless I specify beforehand.
Disclaimer: All things recognizable to the Harry Potter Universe is owned and claimed rightfully by JK Rowling. All others to their respective owners. I only own the plot. Go me!
Title: A is for Apples.
Summary: Apples are the sexiest fruit, no?
Rating: T
Word Count: 522
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Hermione sat in the chair by the fire in the Common Room, reading her favorite book. It was nice and quiet; all of the students had decided to go home for the Christmas Holiday. Well, almost all. Harry and Ron had stayed. And--
Ron came lumbering down the stairs, stretching and yawning. "Morning, 'Mione."
"Good morning, Ron," she said, resisting the urge to roll her eyes. It was past noon and he was just now getting up! She didn't know how he could do it. She couldn't sleep past nine.
Ron's stomach growled loudly and he smiled sheepishly. "I think I'm gonna go get some breakfast."
"Lunch, Ronald. You're going to get lunch, because its past noon."
"Right." He turned and walked out of the room.
Hermione rolled her eyes and went back to her book when:
"Oi! What the hell are you doing out here, bloody git?"
"Just get Granger out here for me. I've been waiting out her all morning for someone to come out because she won't let me in, the bloody portrait."
Hermione groaned. Malfoy of all people was the other person who had decided to stay.
"Its my job only to let the--"
"Yes, yes, yes," Malfoy snarled. "Only the bloody Gryffindors. You should still let me in. I'm a Malfoy!"
"Yeah, the very prissy high and mighty ferret Malfoy."
Hermione walked up to the two boys, thinking she had better get them seperated before a fight broke out. "Ron, go and eat. I can take care of this."
Ron gave Malfoy a distrusting glance before stalking off at the urging of his stomach. Hermione sighed and crossed her arms over her chest. "Yes, Malfoy?"
Malfoy had his hands behind his back and was rocking on his heels, a very un-Malfoy like posture.
Curious, Hermione rose an eyebrow. "What's up with you?"
"I, uhh..." He coughed, embarressed.
Hermione couldn't help it. She smiled. Malfoy? Embarressed? This has got to be the first time since the Malfoy bloodline existed! "Yes...?"
"Iwaswonderingifyou'dcomewithmetosharesomeapplesbecauseIhearthey'regoodforyouandthey'rethesexiestfoodoutthere," he said in one big rush.
Hermione blinked. Uhh, what? "Could you repeat that for me? Slowly, this time, so I can actually understand you?"
Draco took a deep breath, looked Hermione in the eyes and said, "I was wondering if you'd come with me to share some apples because I hear they're good for you and they're the sexiest food out there."
Once she heard this, she thought many things.
One: Malfoy and me?
Two: She almost threw up.
Three: She burst out laughing.
Apples? The sexiest food? "Hahahaha! Ahh, haha, Malfoy, you, aha, might want to do some more research. Hahaha! Apples are not the sexiest, haha, food."
Draco blinked and immediately turned red. The effect was amazing, especially with his bright blonde hair. "Damn you, Blaise! I'm going to kill you!"
Hermione watched and giggled as he ran off. She shook her head. He should've known that apples aren't the one fruit... its strawberries. Strawberries and chocolate... She licked her lips.
She sat back in the chair and continued reading her book. But she couldn't help wondering if he had been serious or not...
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And here's A of the alphabet. I hope you enjoyed it. I know Malfoy wasn't really in character but ahh well.
Flames will be used to make s'mores for Hermione and Draco.
-UbiquitousPhantom-
