VALENTINES DAY.

[Bakubaku-ish|PG-13 FOR CREEPY/IMPLIED VIOLENCE/SQUICK]

"What is that!?"
"What's it look like?"
"A- I- Ewwww! What do you have that for!"
"...it's tradition, right?"
"TRADITION? Where did you - oh. Wait. IDIOT! The tradition's chocolate! Chocolate! Made by girls!"
"I guessed about the girls part. But you weren't going to give me anything, so I had to give you something, if I wanted something on White Day."
"...being trapped in the Ring has destroyed you logic."
"... I've always been like this, actually."
"Oh. Well. Anyway. Why do you have that?"
"Isn't it the symbol of this holy-day thing?"
"That's a metaphor, a metaphor!"
"...what's a metaphor?"