"Roger, how can you do that to yourself? It's disgusting!"

Roger grinned. "C'mon, try it. You know you want to. You should try something new."

I wrinkled my nose. "Nope. No way. I'm not putting that poison in my body."

"But, Mark, it's so good! Try it, just once. You'll like it."

I shook my head again. "Roger, you know I can't. And I don't want to get hooked on it like you."

"Just try it. You won't get hooked the first time."

"Says the addict!"

"Mark you're making a big deal out of nothing. Bacon is not addictive."