Author note: My friend kiddy wrote this. XD I gave her a prompt of:
"Axel and Roxas are on a boat in the middle of the ocean, go from there."
And she wrote this...
I was trying to get her to write something, since I liked her "Waffles" one.
Anyway I'm gonna write one to the same prompt, but that will be chapter two.
Enjoy!


Axel awoke at the sensation of being poked violently. He opened his eyes to see Roxas glaring at him.

"Why are you poking me yo? Liek wtfsauce."

"Do not say 'yo'! You are not Reno! Your insolence is infuriating! Curse you. Or something . "

He then proceeded to chuck Axel off the side of the boat.

"When did we get in this freaking boat?" Axel demanded from the water.

"You aren't even on the boat! HAHAHA. Because I threw you off using my nonexistant muscles. Fwahaha! But anyway, I think we're both amnesiacs or somethign ^_^; because I haven't a clue as to why we're here either Dx."

Axel then suddenly said "Wait if my element.. thing is fire, shouldn't I be like, dying in the water? :o Liek a Charmander?"

"This aren't pokemon! Foolish fool!"

" Damn, wrong franchise huh?"

"Indeed!"

Then a hurricane decided to come through and Axel and Roxas were never heard from again.


Note: XD Yes. Its so fucking funny, no?
Anyway my friend wrote this, not me.
She doesnt want people to read her work, so I'm just gonna do it for her.

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