The mechs and femme's at the Diego Garcia base were confused, and to me, that was a beautiful thing. Normally I was the only confused one but that ain't important. There had been prophecy after prophecy saying that Megatron would be revived, the Fallen would return, and caos would ensue blah blah blah, raining fire and screaming creations. So that's exactly what happened right? Wrong in so many ways I haven't been able to understand the first one yet.
It had been a year now, a whole slaggin year, since that All Spark fragment had been stolen. Sam Withickey or something had come a month afterward to Optimus to try to figure out what the symbols running around in his head were. As soon as Optimus read them, they were automatically translated in his processor and spark because he's a Prime, and they mystically vanished from Sam's mind. Every few breems, a new event came up, something that was supposed to happen. They had gone to the meat place. Contacted the smarmy Simmons. Gone to the ancient, former-Decepticon, Jetfire. Ratchet managed to fix him completely. Jetfire helped the Mini-Con Wheelie to change sides. They followed the directions to the tomb of the Primes. Optimus gained the Matrix. They destroyed the Pit-spawn hugethe energon harvester just hanging out in a random pyramid. They then finally found where the Fallen Highness of Corny Doom was and destroyed him.
None of that. Was. Supposed. To happen. That. Way. Not a single thing. So what was different?
Megatron. Megatron the Warlord from Cybertron and red opticed maniac had missed his grand entrance. Oh he was revived. They had gotten into contact with him. And he had told them essentially 'to go away because I'm busy'.
What was he hiding? And how on this Pit of a disgusting planet that should be called Dirt, could it be bigger then reviving his so called 'Master'?
Why comrades, take a good look my canons, my stunningly jaw dropping complexion, my good friend known as the Wrench of Doom owned by the lovely Hatchet himself I happened to be able to borrow, and enjoy the read.
While trying to say that wrench part 5 times fast. Without looking. Go ahead. I DARE YA!
