Disclaimer: I don't own Calvin and Hobbes, or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Note From author: I decided to write this on a whim, so don't expect much. My first C&H fic.
Chitty Chitty Bang OW!
It was a bright and beautiful day in the neighborhood. All was quiet and serene. The first weeks of summer was always like this. Susie was playing with her dolls, and Calvin's mom was reading in the hammock.
Calvin and Hobbes were sitting under an oak tree in their backyard. Unfortunately, Calvin could not take in the beauty of the situation.
"Boy, what a rotten day this is!" said Calvin. Calvin, a short boy was spiky blond hair and red shirt with black horizontal stripes said.
"Calvin, it's great out. Look, you can even see chipmunks running up that tree," Hobbes told Calvin. Now Hobbes was a fierce jungle tiger, best friend of Calvin. He possessed some human qualities, such as talking and walking on two's, but he kept his feline charm.
"Big deal! You've seen on squirrel without a tail, you've seen them all. I just wish something different would happen," retorted Calvin.
The back door of Calvin's house swung open. Out came Calvin's dad. He was a tall man who wore glasses, the sole wage earner of the house.
" Guess what family!" he said. "I just booked us another camping trip. This time for two weeks. We leave on Wednesday!"
"Oh joy," commented Calvin's mom.
" AAAUUUGGGHHH!" screamed Calvin.
"Hey, you asked," snickered Hobbes.
