Friends my 11th season!!! :)

made by Hannah-chan + Katie-chan

Katie: hello people!!! :)

Hannah: hiya!!!

Katie: we don't usually write for friends!! we usually write for naruto!!

Hannah: but Katie decided to have a friends story!! :)

Katie:yep! My first story so please be nice!! XD

Hannah: yes, yes! Now on with the story!!!

Katie: wait!!! Hannah-chans fanfiction name is: X .-chan.x. X

Hannah: I write naruto stories though :) :) :)

Katie: im currently writing 1 just haven't posted it up!!! it shall be called whispers of sweet nothings!!! hehe xxxx

Hannah: NOW on with the story!!! =3

Katie: yes!!!

chapter 1 – the one at the coffee shop

Hannah + Katie: we always wanted to say this:

LAST TIME ON FRIENDS...

Rachel: So do you guys have to get to the new house right away or do you have some time?

Monica: I think we have some time.

Rachel: Want to go get some coffee?

Monica: Sure.

The six of them start walking towards the door leading to the hallway.

Chandler: Where?

All: start laughing

at the coffee shop...

joey: I cant believe you guys are moving!!

Chandler: we'll miss you too Joe

joey: you know if you leave chickjr and duckjr arnt gonna have a mama!!!

Chandler: we'll come and visit you!

joey: it wont be the same!!!

walks out of coffee house...

Monica: well that was a great last time together! *sarcasm*

chandler: I'll go talk to him

Rachel: so phoebe I heard you mike were gonna try 4 a baby?!

Phoebe: oh yes!!

Monica: does mike know??

phoebe: yes!!

Monica: is he happy about it??

phoebe: yes!!

Rachel: does joey know??

phoebe:...no!!

Monica: well good luck! Im gonna go change the twins

Rachel: you know, I bet right now he's saying: 'this is so unfair!!' *bad joey impression*

at joey's apartment...

joey: this is so unfair!!!

chandler: Joey calm down! Im sure someday you'll get a nice girl and marry her!

Joey:...phft!! yeah right and Rachel isn't moving to Paris!! *sarcasm*

chandler: Joe??

joey: yeah?

Chandler: she's not moving to pairs!!!!

joey: what?!?! but I got her a great going away present!!!

chandler: really? What you get her

joey:... a sandwich...

chandler: and where is the sandwich??

joey:...

chandler: Joe??

joey: okay okay! I ate the sandwich!!! im a bad bad person!!

chandler: No! Your not! You were probably just hungry

joey: I was?

Chandler:...yes

joey: but I didn't feel hungry. I just wanted the sandwich

chandler: ah! That what you were thinking! But what you were actually thinking was... im hungry?

Joey: of course! It makes perfect sense!! now I can see where duckjr gets his smartness from!!

chandler:...uh huh

joey: from his mommy chandler!!!

chandler: why do I have to be the mommy?!

Joey: because your more womanly than me

chandler: I am not more womanly than you!!!

joey: okay! What ever you say *cough*womanly*cough*

chandler: I AM NOT!! *squeals*

joey: see! Your squealing! Only women squeal

chandler: im not squealing! I was... making my voice high!

Joey: squealing!

Chandler: it is not!! *more squealing*

joey: uh huh *sarcasm*

chandler: whatever! Now Monica was looking forward to coffee one last time all of us there, can we please do that?

Joey: well... OK but only if I can take chickjr and duckjr!!!

chandler: yes because poultry love caffeine *sarcasm*

joey: no! I want to introduce them to everyone

chandler: fine but don't tell Monica I said yes

joey: yes!!! *jumps up and down giggling*

chandler: and you say im womanly?!

Back at the coffee house...

Rachel: Ross?

Ross: yeah?

Rachel: do you want to... you know have another one?

Ross: *jumps up and 'what the hell' look on face* WHAT!?!?! *squeals*

Rachel: hehehe! Monica's right that is fun! *giggling and clapping hands*

Ross: not funny!

Phoebe: eh! Yes it was

Ross: not!!

phoebe: ask Monica

Ross: oh! What does she know!

Phoebe: obviously more than you

Rachel: children, children! Calm down!!!

phoebe + Ross: *you've gone crazy look*

Rachel: what?

Enters joey + chandler

Rachel: hay guy's!!

Phoebe: *trying to whistle*

chandler: where's Mon?

Rachel: oh! She's just went to change the twins

chandler: oh, kay

mike: hay joey what's in the box?

Joey: oh, we haven't fully introduced you to them *opens box*

joey: mike, meet chickjr and duckjr

mike: OH MY GOD!!!!

joey: what?

Phoebe: oh! Didn't I mention mike is extremely afraid of poultry

chandler: *fake gasp* no! *sarcasm*

Monica: hey! *enters out of the bathroom with buggy*

chandler: hey beautiful *kisses baby Erica*

Monica: very mature

joey: hehe!

Everyone (except joey): what??

joey: the chick was on top of the duck!! hehe

chandler: again, im womanly?!?!

Phoebe: * trying to whistle*

mike: can we please put the birds away?!

Joey: no!

Mike: Phoebe!

Phoebe: what!? WHAT IS IT ,CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE IM TRYING TO WHISTLE!!!!

everyone:

Phoebe: oh im sorry im just not feeling well

chandler: and whistling helps?

Phoebe: ...yes, yes it dose!

Ross: I think im gonna go pick up Emma

everyone: no! No Ross stay

Phoebe: umm man na Ross!!

everyone: *look at phoebe eyebrow raised*

phoebe: what now?! Cant you crazy people see im trying to whistle??

phoebe: *tries to whistle*

Ross: anyway I have to I promised mom I would pick her up at 3:00

chandler: awwwww! He's a mommy's boy!!

Ross: I am not!

Chandler: really? Monica?

Monica: oh yeah! Ross mom call me the other day she said that I was her favourite child

Ross: WHAT?! No way! Im gonna call her right now *gets out mobile*

everyone: *sinkers*

Ross:... she didn't call did she huh?

Rachel + Monica: no

Ross: yeah so im gonna go...

Ross leaves the coffee shop...

Monica: hehe!

Rachel: I love winding guys up!

Monica: its a wonder why we are not single

Rachel: * laughs*

mike: I think im gonna go too

phoebe: oh oh! I'll come too!!

mike:..Ok

phoebe: great! See ya guys!!

everyone: bye!

Mike + Phoebe leave coffee shop

joey: so its just us

chandler: fraid so Joe

Rachel: who knew mike was afraid of birds!?

Monica: I know! Its like chandler being afraid of dogs!

Chandler: hay! They are hairy! And you cant tell what there thinking!!

Monica: yes, yes we know! And your gonna have to get over that fear when the twins want a dog

chandler: what?!?!

joey: see! Told ya you squeal!! he's a squealer!!

Rachel: how you became an actor I will never know

joey: * glares*

at Ross's apartment

Ross: you know daddy's not a mommy's boy right?

Emma: em uyiyw gr gr Ga!!

Ross: hmm... thought so

Ross see's a CD on the kitchen counter

Ross: hmm... ballet hits... I wonder...

back at the coffee house...

Monica + Rachel: GO DUCKJR!!

chandler + joey: GO CHICKJR GO!!!

Rachel: duckjr if you don't want to end up being served in a Chinese restaurant by Monica move your chicken legs!!!

chandler: I think you mean duck legs

Rachel: * glares at chandler*

chandler: and I thought Monica had problems

Monica: GO DUCKJR!!!! GO!!! MOVE YOUR DUCKY FEET!!!

everyone:

joey: GO CHICKJR!!! ALMOST THERE!!!

Monica: GO DUCKJR!

Joey: CHICKJR!!!!

Monica: DUCK!

Joey: CHICK!

Monica + joey: DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!/CHICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

chandler: ok! This is not ready steady cook!!!

everyone: *random cheering*

joey + chandler: go go go!! wooooooooooooo!! we won! Chicks rule!!

Monica: we lost! No!! we didn't lose I want a rematch!!!!!

chandler: Joe, I advise if you don't want duckjr to end up in a pancake take him away from Monica!

Joey: * snatches off Monica*

Rachel: ok guys I got to go know

Monica: no!! don't go yet

Rachel: oh sorry hunny! But someone's got to look after Ross

joey: he has Emma!!

Rachel: * laughs * very funny joey but I really got to go

Rachel leaves coffee shop...

joey: who was joking?

Monica: * laughs *

at Ross's apartment...

Ross's: one, two, three, one, two, three *doing ballet in front of t.v*

Emma: hehehehehe!!!!

Rachel enters apartment without Ross knowing

Ross: * still doing ballet*

Rachel: phft!!! hahahaha!! *burst out laughing *

Ross: * looks round see's Rachel* errrr... Emma likes ballet?

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Katie: thanx 4 reading and remember to review!! lyl xxxx

Hannah: same lysm xxxx