Friends my 11th season!!! :)
made by Hannah-chan + Katie-chan
Katie: hello people!!! :)
Hannah: hiya!!!
Katie: we don't usually write for friends!! we usually write for naruto!!
Hannah: but Katie decided to have a friends story!! :)
Katie:yep! My first story so please be nice!! XD
Hannah: yes, yes! Now on with the story!!!
Katie: wait!!! Hannah-chans fanfiction name is: X .-chan.x. X
Hannah: I write naruto stories though :) :) :)
Katie: im currently writing 1 just haven't posted it up!!! it shall be called whispers of sweet nothings!!! hehe xxxx
Hannah: NOW on with the story!!! =3
Katie: yes!!!
chapter 1 – the one at the coffee shop
Hannah + Katie: we always wanted to say this:
LAST TIME ON FRIENDS...
Rachel: So do you guys have to get to the new house right away or do you have some time?
Monica: I think we have some time.
Rachel: Want to go get some coffee?
Monica: Sure.
The six of them start walking towards the door leading to the hallway.
Chandler: Where?
All: start laughing
at the coffee shop...
joey: I cant believe you guys are moving!!
Chandler: we'll miss you too Joe
joey: you know if you leave chickjr and duckjr arnt gonna have a mama!!!
Chandler: we'll come and visit you!
joey: it wont be the same!!!
walks out of coffee house...
Monica: well that was a great last time together! *sarcasm*
chandler: I'll go talk to him
Rachel: so phoebe I heard you mike were gonna try 4 a baby?!
Phoebe: oh yes!!
Monica: does mike know??
phoebe: yes!!
Monica: is he happy about it??
phoebe: yes!!
Rachel: does joey know??
phoebe:...no!!
Monica: well good luck! Im gonna go change the twins
Rachel: you know, I bet right now he's saying: 'this is so unfair!!' *bad joey impression*
at joey's apartment...
joey: this is so unfair!!!
chandler: Joey calm down! Im sure someday you'll get a nice girl and marry her!
Joey:...phft!! yeah right and Rachel isn't moving to Paris!! *sarcasm*
chandler: Joe??
joey: yeah?
Chandler: she's not moving to pairs!!!!
joey: what?!?! but I got her a great going away present!!!
chandler: really? What you get her
joey:... a sandwich...
chandler: and where is the sandwich??
joey:...
chandler: Joe??
joey: okay okay! I ate the sandwich!!! im a bad bad person!!
chandler: No! Your not! You were probably just hungry
joey: I was?
Chandler:...yes
joey: but I didn't feel hungry. I just wanted the sandwich
chandler: ah! That what you were thinking! But what you were actually thinking was... im hungry?
Joey: of course! It makes perfect sense!! now I can see where duckjr gets his smartness from!!
chandler:...uh huh
joey: from his mommy chandler!!!
chandler: why do I have to be the mommy?!
Joey: because your more womanly than me
chandler: I am not more womanly than you!!!
joey: okay! What ever you say *cough*womanly*cough*
chandler: I AM NOT!! *squeals*
joey: see! Your squealing! Only women squeal
chandler: im not squealing! I was... making my voice high!
Joey: squealing!
Chandler: it is not!! *more squealing*
joey: uh huh *sarcasm*
chandler: whatever! Now Monica was looking forward to coffee one last time all of us there, can we please do that?
Joey: well... OK but only if I can take chickjr and duckjr!!!
chandler: yes because poultry love caffeine *sarcasm*
joey: no! I want to introduce them to everyone
chandler: fine but don't tell Monica I said yes
joey: yes!!! *jumps up and down giggling*
chandler: and you say im womanly?!
Back at the coffee house...
Rachel: Ross?
Ross: yeah?
Rachel: do you want to... you know have another one?
Ross: *jumps up and 'what the hell' look on face* WHAT!?!?! *squeals*
Rachel: hehehe! Monica's right that is fun! *giggling and clapping hands*
Ross: not funny!
Phoebe: eh! Yes it was
Ross: not!!
phoebe: ask Monica
Ross: oh! What does she know!
Phoebe: obviously more than you
Rachel: children, children! Calm down!!!
phoebe + Ross: *you've gone crazy look*
Rachel: what?
Enters joey + chandler
Rachel: hay guy's!!
Phoebe: *trying to whistle*
chandler: where's Mon?
Rachel: oh! She's just went to change the twins
chandler: oh, kay
mike: hay joey what's in the box?
Joey: oh, we haven't fully introduced you to them *opens box*
joey: mike, meet chickjr and duckjr
mike: OH MY GOD!!!!
joey: what?
Phoebe: oh! Didn't I mention mike is extremely afraid of poultry
chandler: *fake gasp* no! *sarcasm*
Monica: hey! *enters out of the bathroom with buggy*
chandler: hey beautiful *kisses baby Erica*
Monica: very mature
joey: hehe!
Everyone (except joey): what??
joey: the chick was on top of the duck!! hehe
chandler: again, im womanly?!?!
Phoebe: * trying to whistle*
mike: can we please put the birds away?!
Joey: no!
Mike: Phoebe!
Phoebe: what!? WHAT IS IT ,CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE IM TRYING TO WHISTLE!!!!
everyone: …
Phoebe: oh im sorry im just not feeling well
chandler: and whistling helps?
Phoebe: ...yes, yes it dose!
Ross: I think im gonna go pick up Emma
everyone: no! No Ross stay
Phoebe: umm man na Ross!!
everyone: *look at phoebe eyebrow raised*
phoebe: what now?! Cant you crazy people see im trying to whistle??
phoebe: *tries to whistle*
Ross: anyway I have to I promised mom I would pick her up at 3:00
chandler: awwwww! He's a mommy's boy!!
Ross: I am not!
Chandler: really? Monica?
Monica: oh yeah! Ross mom call me the other day she said that I was her favourite child
Ross: WHAT?! No way! Im gonna call her right now *gets out mobile*
everyone: *sinkers*
Ross:... she didn't call did she huh?
Rachel + Monica: no
Ross: yeah so im gonna go...
Ross leaves the coffee shop...
Monica: hehe!
Rachel: I love winding guys up!
Monica: its a wonder why we are not single
Rachel: * laughs*
mike: I think im gonna go too
phoebe: oh oh! I'll come too!!
mike:..Ok
phoebe: great! See ya guys!!
everyone: bye!
Mike + Phoebe leave coffee shop
joey: so its just us
chandler: fraid so Joe
Rachel: who knew mike was afraid of birds!?
Monica: I know! Its like chandler being afraid of dogs!
Chandler: hay! They are hairy! And you cant tell what there thinking!!
Monica: yes, yes we know! And your gonna have to get over that fear when the twins want a dog
chandler: what?!?!
joey: see! Told ya you squeal!! he's a squealer!!
Rachel: how you became an actor I will never know
joey: * glares*
at Ross's apartment
Ross: you know daddy's not a mommy's boy right?
Emma: em uyiyw gr gr Ga!!
Ross: hmm... thought so
Ross see's a CD on the kitchen counter
Ross: hmm... ballet hits... I wonder...
back at the coffee house...
Monica + Rachel: GO DUCKJR!!
chandler + joey: GO CHICKJR GO!!!
Rachel: duckjr if you don't want to end up being served in a Chinese restaurant by Monica move your chicken legs!!!
chandler: I think you mean duck legs
Rachel: * glares at chandler*
chandler: and I thought Monica had problems
Monica: GO DUCKJR!!!! GO!!! MOVE YOUR DUCKY FEET!!!
everyone: …
joey: GO CHICKJR!!! ALMOST THERE!!!
Monica: GO DUCKJR!
Joey: CHICKJR!!!!
Monica: DUCK!
Joey: CHICK!
Monica + joey: DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!/CHICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
chandler: ok! This is not ready steady cook!!!
everyone: *random cheering*
joey + chandler: go go go!! wooooooooooooo!! we won! Chicks rule!!
Monica: we lost! No!! we didn't lose I want a rematch!!!!!
chandler: Joe, I advise if you don't want duckjr to end up in a pancake take him away from Monica!
Joey: * snatches off Monica*
Rachel: ok guys I got to go know
Monica: no!! don't go yet
Rachel: oh sorry hunny! But someone's got to look after Ross
joey: he has Emma!!
Rachel: * laughs * very funny joey but I really got to go
Rachel leaves coffee shop...
joey: who was joking?
Monica: * laughs *
at Ross's apartment...
Ross's: one, two, three, one, two, three *doing ballet in front of t.v*
Emma: hehehehehe!!!!
Rachel enters apartment without Ross knowing
Ross: * still doing ballet*
Rachel: phft!!! hahahaha!! *burst out laughing *
Ross: * looks round see's Rachel* errrr... Emma likes ballet?
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Katie: thanx 4 reading and remember to review!! lyl xxxx
Hannah: same lysm xxxx
