A Tomboy's Perspective

Everyone is doing what they always do in the Loud House. Lincoln is reading Ace Savvy in his underwear. Lori is running her mouth on the phone with Bobby. Leni is designing dresses. Luna is shredding it on her axe. Luan is telling weak ass jokes. Lynn is bouncing a tennis ball off the wall in her room. Lucy is reading dark poetry in her coffin. Lana is digging in the trash. Lola is having a tea party with stuffed animals. Lisa is making sure she don't kill anybody with her experiments and Lily is sound asleep in her crib. As Lana digs out the trash, she finds ABC gum and puts it in her mouth and chews it. Lola looked at her in disgust. "That's gross Lana." She said. "Gross? More like nutritious." Said Lana. Lola walks out of the room getting ready to throw up. Lana shrugs and continues to chew the gum. Later that day, Lana is sitting on the couch eating Cheetos and watching Family Guy. "Lana, you're not supposed to be watching that." Said Lola. Lana ignores her and turns the volume up. "MOM!" Yelled Lola. "What is it sweetie?" Said Rita. Lola points at the T.V. "Lana, why are you watching that? Said Rita. "Because it's funny." Said Lana. Rita takes the remote from Lana and changes it to Arthur. "There." Said Rita. "Here's something suitable for your age."

"What the hell is this?" asked Lana. "It's Arthur. " Said Rita. "It's an educational show for kids like you " Lana takes the remote back from Rita and changes it to Robot Chicken this time. Rita grabs the remote from her and spanks her. Lana screams in pain and Lola laughs at her. "Do you want a spanking too Lola?" asked Rita. Lola nodded no and ran upstairs and Lana followed her. She feeds all of her animals and lays down in her bed. She tires not to think about the pain from the spanking she got. She thinks about what she's gonna do tomorrow after school. When that didn't work, she decided to take off her shoes and smell her feet. They stink which was no surprises to her. When it was past her bedtime, she goes under her covers and falls asleep. The next day, Lana wakes up and stretches. She leaves her room and waits in line for the bathroom. When it was her turn, she did her business and goes back to her to get dressed for school. She then goes downstairs to get some breakfast. She eats Cocoa Pebbles along with an orange and apple juice. When she gets finished, she tells Rita bye and goes outside to wait for the school bus.

When the bus came, she gets on and sits in the way back so she won't be bothered by anyone. One girl said, "Ew. It's that little girl who likes to eat boogers." Lana ignores the girl but she keeps bothering her. "Hey Lana, I got a nose full of boogers. You can eat them if you want." Lana started to get annoyed but she still didn't say a word to the girl. "Lana, I found some gum under the seats. Want some? I know you want to." Everyone looked at Lana in disgust and then laugh at her and called her names. Lana started to cry but then the girl said, "Awwwww. The filthy animal is crying." Lana finally snapped and pounces on the girl. She beats the shit out of her until the bus driver stopped the bus at the school. Everyone gets off the bus including Lana. The injured girl crawled out of the bus and the bus driver helped her inside to the Nurse's office. Lana puts her things in her cubby and goes to her first class. She came a little early because the teacher wasn't there yet. "Yes. No teacher." Said Lana. "I can do what I want. " She digs out of the trash and finds a quarter. "Jackpot!" She puts the quarter in her shoe. When the teacher came, everyone took a seat in their desks. "Good morning everyone." Said the teacher. "Good morning Ms. Henderson." Said everyone.

"Today, we're gonna draw a picture that matches your personality." Everyone got out a piece of paper and started drawing. One boy drew himself as s robot. A girl drew herself as a butterfly. Another boy drew himself as a shark. Lana drew herself as a stick figure. The teacher walked around to look at the drawings. She was impressed with all the drawings except Lana's. "I'm not a good artist as you can tell." Said Lana. "I can see." Said the teacher. She takes up everyone's drawings and graded them. She says that everyone did a good job and she gives them all pieces of candy. Everyone ate their candy and then the bell rang. Everyone left the classroom and walk in the halls. Lana goes on a stool to get a drink of water when she saw the girl from the bus. The girl looked at Lana with a Mandy/Oscar the grouch look. She kept looking at Lana without saying a word and walks away. That girl wants to beat my ass so bad. Though Lana. When she gave me that look, it looks like she wants to kill me. I know that's on the top of her to do list. I don't know what she'll do but whatever she does, I better be ready for it. Just the thought of it made her choke on some water. A few minutes later, the bell rang and it was time for her next class. The teacher was there this time and Lana finds a desk immediately. The teacher's name was Mr. Peterson. He was very strict too. "If any of y'all sleep, act up, or not pay attention to me, it's an automatic detention." He said.

Everyone nod their head yes and they sit in their desks properly. He passes out a quiz to everyone and everyone moaned. "Shut y'all bitch asses up!" He shouted. Everyone did the test and turn it in. Lana was still doing hers. "Time's up little nigga." He said to Lana. "But I'm not done yet." She said. Mr. Peterson snatches the test from her and grades it. Everyone passed the test except Lana. "You failed little boy." He said to Lana. "But I took my time on it." She said. Mr. Peterson just stared at her for a bit and then sits at his desk and puts his headphones in. Everyone sat down in their desks. A few minutes later, the bell rang and everyone left out except Lana. Mr. Peterson wanted to talk to her. "Look Lana." He said. "I was just joking about you failing. You got a B-. But the next time you talk back to me, it's an automatic detention. Understand?" "Yes sir." Said Lana. She leaves the classroom and she sees the girl again but the girl didn't see her. Lana quickly hides in a trash can and the girl just walks by it without noticing Lana inside it. She sighs in relief and finds a half eaten burger. She didn't eat it though because it was almost lunch time. She climbs out of the trash and walked to the cafeteria. It was pizza for lunch. Lana gets her lunch and sits at a table by herself. When she finished her lunch, she leave.s the cafeteria. The bell rings and it was time for recess. Everyone ran outside and went straight to the playground. Lana went under a tree and picked her nose.

One kid said, "Hey look. Lana's digging for gold." Everyone pointed and laughed at Lana. She doesn't say a word and goes to the monkey bars. She tries to go from bar to bar but couldn't because she isn't very athletic. She jumps down and goes to the sandbox. She made a mini sand castle and she smiles at it. Suddenly, the girl walks up to Lana and destroys her sand castle. Lana just stared at the rubble of sand since she couldn't do anything to the girl because the teachers were watching. "Loser." The girl said. Lana got mad and pushed her down. Unfortunately, the teachers saw. They warn Lana about how to not put hands and they let her go back to playing. Eventually, recess was over and everyone went back inside. Lana goes to her last class but the girl was in the same class as her. Lana tried to avoid eye contact with her but it didn't work. The girl saw her and she grabbed her by the shirt saying, "You're dead Loud." She throws Lana to the ground and takes her seat. Lana gets up and finds a seat herself. The teacher comes in and immediately sits at her desk. She doesn't say a word to anyone and just passed out worksheets to everyone. Everyone finished and turn them in. Lana fell asleep and the girl threw paper her. Lana ignores it and keeps sleeping. The girl then threw spit balls at her. She didn't care since she's a tomboy. The girl threw a book at her which made her wake up instantly. She goes to the girl and was gonna punch her but the teacher saw. "No fighting in class." She said. Lana goes back to her desk. A few minutes later, the bell and it was time for everyone to go home. Lana gets on the bus and gets in the same seat she was in earlier. The girl walks up to her and said, "Me and you tomorrow after school." She raises a fist at her and walks to her seat. Lana can just look anxious and overzealous.

When the bus reached her house, she gets off and goes inside. "Hey sweetie." Said Rita. "How was school today?" "Decent." Said Lana. "Anything interesting happen?" asked Rita. "No. It was just the same ol same ol." Lana didn't want to tell her about the girl because she knows how concerned she can be. Lana goes to the couch and watches Spongebob. Eventually, everyone else joined her. Everyone fought over the remote and Lana just sighed and went up to her room. She tends to her pet frog Hops and feeds him a bucket of flies. She then goes back downstairs and goes to the kitchen. She pours herself some lemonade and fixes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. She takes it up to her room and consumes her meal. Lola comes in and she has a tea party with her stuffed animals. Lola wanted Lana to join but she declined. "I don't wanna drink air and sit with stupid stuffed animals." She said. Lola got mad and lunges at Lana but she Bruce Lee kicked her to the wall. Lola cried very loudly which causes everyone to go up to the room. Lana explained to everyone what happened and they all agreed with her. They go back to doing what they do everyday. When it got dark, Lana wanted to pull an all nighter but Rita wouldn't let her because she was only 6. "It's a school night anyway Lana." She said. Lana agreed with her and falls asleep along with all of her animals in her bed.

The next morning, she gets ready for school and tries not to think about the fight with the girl. When she gets on the bus, she avoids eye contact with the girl and sits in the way back. The bus arrived at the school and everyone gets off. Lana goes to her class. Fast forwarding to the end of the day, Lana runs out of school only to be stopped by the girl. "Time for our fight Loud." She said. Lana gulps in nervousness as everyone surrounded them in the school yard. Lana looks around for any teacher but unfortunately, they weren't around. The girl gets ready by stretching and doing warm up exercises. One kid said, "Beat her ass Clara." So her name is Clara huh? Lana said to herself. Interesting. "Prepare to get your butt kicked Loud." Said Clara. She keeps warming up and Lana can just watch. Suddenly, she started throwing punches and Lana quickly dodged it. "I'll make sure you leave here in an ambulance Loud." She said. Lana didn't let the verbal threats affect her. She then throws a punch at Clara but she dodged it and she punched Lana in the stomach. Lana grimaced in pain for a few seconds and some people felt bad for her. Lana then brushes off the pain and punches Clara in the face causing her to lose a tooth. "Ha! Looks like me and Lola aren't the only ones with no front teeth." Said Lana. Clara was furious and she charges at Lana. She pushes Lana down hard to the ground but Lana got right up. She trips Clara but she gets up and bites Lana's arm. "Ow!" screamed Lana. She grabs Clara by the shirt and head butts her. She falls to the ground again and Lana stared down to her.

Before she could do anything else, the teachers saw what was going on and send them both to detention immediately. They both sit in desk and they don't say a word to each other. A few hours later, they leave detention and go home. Lana goes inside her house and all her siblings saw her in bruises. "What happened to you Lana?" they asked in unison. "I tripped." Said Lana. They didn't believe her and asked her again. "I'm serious. I really did trip." They grab Lana and take her upstairs to the bathroom. They started the water in the tub. "Ok. Ok. I got in a fight." She admitted. They put her down and turned the water off. "I got into a fight with this girl named Clara. She made fun of me on the bus and I pushed her down. After my class, she wanted to fight me after school the next day. When the day came, I tried to get on the bus quickly but she caught me. Me and her fought until we both got put in detention. So yeah. That's what happened." They looked at each other then at Lana. Rita came in and asked, "Lana, where have you been and why are you bruised?" Lana had to think of something to say. "I accidentally fell down a manhole." She said. Her brother and sister look at her with a straight face. She sighed and said, "I got in a fight mom." Rita gasped and hugged her tight. Lana released herself from her mom's tight grasp and goes downstairs to watch t.v.

She flipped from channel but unfortunately, nothing was on. She lays down on the couch and falls asleep since she had nothing better to do. She dreamed about herself being all grown up and she was apart of Bobbie Fletcher's pit crew. Her dream was interrupted when Leni tapped her on the head. She woke up and said, "What Leni?" "Can I sit here?" she asked. "No. I'm napping." Said Lana. Leni gave her the puppy eyes. "Ugh. Fine." She moves to the sofa and falls back asleep. Back to her dream, her and the rest of Bobbie's pit crew were helping her win the NASCAR Sprint cup. They fix up her car and she zoomed back on the track. She was neck to neck with Dale Earnhardt Jr and she passes him and crosses the finish line. Everyone cheered as Bobbie Fletcher hoisted up her trophy. Lana wakes up from her dream smiling and goes to bed early even though she doesn't have school tomorrow. The next morning, she wakes up and goes downstairs to watch t.v but unfortunately it was occupied by her siblings. She goes outside and rides her bike around the neighborhood. She sees Clara and purposely runs over her feet. She screams in pain and Lana laughs and continues to ride her bike. Suddenly, 3 jocks stop her and one of them said, "What you got there squirt?" "A bike." She said. "Mind if we take it out of your hands?" One of them asked. "I do mind actually. It's my bike." They didn't care and pushed her off the bike. They take it and walk off. Lana couldn't do anything because she was just a kid.

Lana started to cry but sucked up her tears. She runs after the jocks and bites one of their legs. She dodges their punches and counters with rocks and sticks. She gets her bike and pedals away from them. They go after her but Lana made sure to pedal as fast as she can leaving them in the dust. She then encounters a dumpster. She gets off her bike and jumps in. She digs through it and she finds a half eaten hot dog, an old shoe, and a dead rat. She eats the hot dog and Puts the deceased rodent in her pocket. Clara then sees her and threw a rock at her. "Ow!" said Lana. "I want a rematch Loud." She said. Lana ignores her and keeps digging in the trash. Clara threw bigger rocks at her and Lana threw trash at her. "Go away, Clara." She said. "I don't wanna fight." But Clara refused to leave. She kept calling Lana names and made faces at her. Lana got annoyed and counters with faces of her own. They did this back and forth untl Clara's parents came. Her mom asked, "What is going on?" Her dad said, "Why are you talking to this filthy child?" Clara could just look at them in nervousness. Her mom grabs her hand and throws her in their car. "You're grounded young lady." She said to Clara. They drive off. Lana finishes digging and goes back home. She puts her bike in the garage and goes to the living room and sees the t.v is still occupied by her siblings. She shrugs and joined them. All of her siblings hug her as they show love for their younger sister. Lana smiles and watches t.v. with her loving siblings.