Eleven Outcasts & A Mary Sue!

- The ALoP Forum Collaboration Fic -


Written by:

Black Knight Dai, The Keeper of Truth, EbonyShroud

soaringdragon43, The Silent Hero, Icepik

Mog Anarchy, Thoughtless7, Tsukikari Kitsune

Animalluver & Raven the Ravenous


Chapter 1:

"Bam, I Geed Bilk Gow…"


Authored by:

Scene 1 - Raven the Ravenous

Scene 2 - Raven the Ravenous

Scene 3 - Raven the Ravenous

Scene 4 - Raven the Ravenous & Tsukikari Kitsune

Scene 5 - soaringdragon43

Scene 6 - soaring dragon 43, Raven the Ravenous & Tsukikari Kitsune

Scene 7 - Mog Anarchy


Somewhere, in the vast world of Pokémon, on a cruise ship bound for Johto; there was a wonderful wedding being held. It was between the Johto League chairman's daughter and some well-known-but-not-really-famous Trainer of Johto. But if you thought that this story was going to be about this wonderful soon-to-be happy couple... think again.

"Aah, what's going on here?"

A young man wearing a brown jacket and hat walked poked his head into an important room on the cruise ship. This man's name is Raven Crimgray.

"Or you can call me Ray, Rave, or the infamous Crazy."

Yes, we know now, so shut up, I'm telling the story!

"Okay, fine, sheesh. Ooh, what have we here?"

Raven had discovered a mountain of chocolate cake desserts, otherwise known as brownies; his most cherished and beloved dessert. So, taking a careful peek to ensure he was not caught, he carefully took one piece and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing and savouring the wondrous chocolate dessert.

"Bam, I geed bilk gow," he said, forgetting he was still eating the brownie. His brown eyes began to scour around the vast room, ignoring the wonderful wedding as the pastor neared the wonderful part of the wedding.

"Now, do you, Martin Knots, take Randa Tess as your lawfully wedded wife, through sickness and in health, until death do you part?"

Raven did not hear Martin's answer; it's not like he cared about the wedding. The bride was okay, not much to look at with her dressed in that typical ever-flowing white wedding gown. She had a cute face, nice cheeks, nicely shaped forehead, cute smile. But other than the blue eyes, she was NOT a brunette.

"Damn, another blonde," he thought to himself.

Oh well, even if the bride was a brown-head, it's not like he'd want her anyways. Not with that idiot Knots there. Raven knew about his reputation as the well-known Pokémon Trainer who just stayed out of crisis, unlike all the brave Pokémon Trainers who'd risk their lives to save people and Pokémon in burning buildings, sinking ships, or exploding airships. Okay, not really the latter.

Raven then spotted a black, leather wallet on the floor next to him. Curious, he picked it up and decided that someone here had forgotten to pick it up when they dropped it. So being the kind yet idiot person he was, he yelled out: "HEY! WHO DROPPED THEIR WALLET!?"

The bride was about to say her part. "I d-whaaaaaaa!?" She fell on her bottom from the loudness of his voice as the groom turned to face Raven, along with the entire guests as Raven found himself surrounded by a circle. The bride looked over at where her precious mountain of brownies were and found only three left over.

"YOU ATE ALL MY BROWNIES!"

A well dignified man in a black suit and brown tie stepped up to Raven, fixing his monocle. "Who are you sir, and why did you eat my daughter's entire stash of chocolate desserts?"

Raven, forgetting the situation he was in, chuckled. "Oh, I didn't know that mountain of chocolatey goodness belonged to the blonde over there?" - As another voice filled the room.

"That's my antique black leather wallet made by the finest wallet-makers in Hoenn. You had it, you thief?" he shouted, thus returning attention back to Raven, who was smiling nervously at the confusion that was happening.

"Now, now, I just found it and wanted to give it back to you Mister," as he opened the man's palm up and placed the antique wallet into his palm. The wallet's owner looked down at it, then at Raven, then at it, then at the crowd around him, then back at Raven. "I'm glad you have your wallet back sir?" he smiled.

The man just looked deep into his soul before saying: "Thief. THIEF! You're here to cause trouble at my nephew's wedding aren't you!?"

Raven was taken aback by his comment. "W-what? N-no, no sir, that's not-"

"Daddy, he ate all my brownies," the bride muttered through tears as the crowd turned their attention back to Raven, as the bride's father went to console her. He was then joined by his soon-to-be son-in-law who watched as the father stood up and pointed at Raven.

"Get that man!"

One by one, the crowd began to surround Raven, who tried to calm them down. "W-wait, really, I-I didn't mean to interrupt your wedding. If you want me to leave then I shall gladly leave."

With that said, he turned his back to the crowd and began to walk away before hearing the bride shout, "Don't let that horrid man get away, he ate my brownies! Now I won't be happy after what happened with my dessert after the wedding!"

Her father, the chairman, once again pointed at Raven. "Everyone, apprehend that uncouth man!"

With that said, the entire room turned against him as Raven rushed to the exit of the room, which was guarded by two big men.

"Aww man, I don't have time to deal with this!"

While running, he quickly drew out two Pokéballs and tossed them into the air. "Go, Krow and Lumen!"

The Murkrow and Luxio appeared, the former already having perched on his shoulder and the latter hiding behind his leg. Raven then pointed at the two big men blocking the exit. The Murkrow then Pecked him, crowing at him for trying to pit them up against two big men. Raven grumbled while rubbing the bumps on his head as he looked down at the quivering lion-like Pokémon hugging his leg. "Lumen, can you try a Discharge on the two of them?"

The Luxio instead had tapped itself back into the Pokéball as Raven sighed. He then looked to Krow before seeing the large men lunging at him with their big arms. "Okay, we'll just squeeze through them," as he looked once again at their bulking sizes. "Uh...try?"

So with a deep breath and a lot of guts, he dashed up to the men and had Krow use Double Team to create a multitude of clones to confuse the men and crowd while using Wing Attack to knock the two men aside. A powerful strike from the wings managed to give Raven enough time to rush through the stunned men and out the room, followed by a surprise attack by his Glaceon, Glalia, who had unexpectedly popped out of her Pokéball to aid her Trainer with Blizzard, filling the entire room with a powerful snowstorm.

"No! They're getting away! Aah, I can't see!" - The chairman shouted, as everyone else struggled as Raven and his Pokémon ran out of the room and barred the entrance shut with not one, not two, but four crowbars he found lying around out in the hallway. Apparently some crewman dropped some and forgot to come back to pick them up.

Raven ran with Krow and Glalia alongside him until they reached the end of the ship. He then turned around and headed back into the ship, hoping the crowbars would hold the bloodthirsty passengers until they reached New Bark Town's port, his destination.

"Okay, that turned out REALLY bad," as he looked down at the Glaceon that was sitting very tamely, staring at her Trainer. "Thanks for the Blizzard back there, Glali-"

The Glaceon pounced on him as he laughed a bit at her antics before realizing that she was getting a bit TOO deep into the playfulness before stopping her with both hands and holding her up with a red face. "Uh..." He then held up her Pokéball.

"Return." The red light shot out and returned her back to her portable home as he looked at his Murkrow.

"Great job there with Double Team and Wing Attack. Save my butt back there, Krow," as the crow-like Pokémon perched on top of his head and pecked him gently.. "Okay, you can be the lookout for those psycho wedding people."


Whilst the two wandered around the ship searching for their cabin...which Raven forgot where it was, the people had finally managed to break down the door barred by four crowbars. The groom stepped out, his brown hair up like icicles as he shivered from the coldness of Blizzard.

"W-w-where's that g-guy s-s-s-so I c-can make h-h-him pay f-for w-w-what he d-did?!

But before he could move, he was knocked aside by none other than the bride who had her fists clenched, not to mention her long blonde hair now a horrible mess - going out in every way.

"Where's that j-jerk? I'm g-going t-to make him r-regret e-eating my b-b-brownies and r-ruining my w-wedding!"


"Aww, that's a cute Pokémon!"

The little girl nodded happily, clutching the baby Spheal in her arms. Raven smiled down at the cute Water-Ice-type Pokémon.

"Did your parents catch it for you?"

She responded with a nod. "Mmhmm, daddy caht it for me. When I'm all gwown up, I'm gonna become a Pokey-man Trainee."

Raven smiled at her before patting the baby Spheal's head. "Aren't you a cutie?"

Krow then saw that his Trainer was no longer patting it and had taken the Spheal out of the girl's arms and was hugging it...like a plush toy.

The little girl was acting frantic. "P-pwease sir, you're hurting Spheal!"

The baby Spheal began to squeal in fear of being crushed to death as Krow finally butted in and gave him a really powerful Peck to the head. Raven the dropped the Spheal, as the little girl caught it and rushed back inside her cabin to hide from the "scary man" as Raven pouted at losing the Water/Ice-type he adored so much.

The crow Pokémon Pecked his head once again, causing Raven to look up and hear loud voices... loud familiar voices.

"Oh no!"


"...And long story short, here I am, in Johto to search for my rival and former friend who stole something very precious of mine a few years back..." Raven explained to a girl with shoulder-length dishwater blonde hair, who was crouched before him as they talked in the woods. She wore dark baggy blue jeans and a plain black V-neck t-shirt, with a black with red skull and crossbones insignias bandanna rolled into a makeshift headband and a sliver heart necklace.

"Uhh... yeah." The girl said, sweeping her side bangs out of her eyes. "Do I know you?" She deadpanned, a very confused look on her face.

"Oh! Uh, yeah. I guess I got carried away. Sorry about that..." He apologized, scratching the back of his head in embarrassment. "The name's Raven. Raven Crimgray." He held out his hand.

"Ooh, ok. My name's Alessandra Grahamn. Nice to meet'cha." She smiled, and took his hand as he helped her up.

"Sooo... Where are we, exactly?" She asked, glancing around. "I'm hopelessly lost." Her face flushed in embarrassment.

"Oh! We're just outside New Bark Town. I figured it was safer out here in the woods than in town, with all those people searching for me and such."

Alessandra's eyes got wide in excitement. "Really!? Wow, I'm actually almost there! Take that, bad luck! Woo-hoo!" She cheered, and started looking around more eagerly. "So, are we going into town soon or what?"

"Huh, no, I'm not. I'm hiding out here for a while until this blows over."

"Waaah? But... but... I've been searching for a town for AAAGGGES! You know where it is, and I know I'm going to just get lost again!" She pleaded, her expression turning from excited to a sad, beaten puppy-dog look.

"Sorry." Raven apologised again, looking sad as well, and sat down on a tree stump, intent on waiting for a while. Alessandra continued standing next to him, going over in her head on what to do. Suddenly, she plopped down next to him, deciding it was best to wait with him rather than get lost again. Plus, he had found her in the first place, so he at least deserved to help her out his own way.

The minutes inched by agonizingly. Deciding to make conversation, Alessandra asked: "Hey, Raven, you're a Pokémon Trainer, right?"

"Hmm? Oh, yeah." He responded, letting out a large yawn.

"Really? Awesome! What Pokémon do you have?" she asked again, getting excited again.

"Let's see... There's Krow, my Murkrow," he started, counting on his fingers.

After a lengthy pause, he continued: "...You know what, it'd be easier to let them out and introduce you all." He reached into his pocket and took out six Pokéballs, which he tossed lightly in front of him.

"Alessandra, meet Krow," he began, pointing to a Murkrow as it ruffled its feathers.

"Troy," pointing to his Torterra who laid down to go to sleep, "Glalia," gesturing to his Glaceon, who purred and wheeled around his legs, rubbing against them, "and Lumen, Gibs, and finally, Seare." He finished as he pointed to his Luxio, Garchomp, and Charizard, respectfully.

Lumen hid out of Alessandra's reach behind his trainer, while Gibs and Charizard just stayed where they were, observing Alessandra intently. The Garchomp was munching on an orange that Raven gave to keep him from getting wild.

"Ooh, you have such cool Pokémon." Alessandra cooed as she walked up to Seare, giving it an affectionate rub on its nose.

"Wanna see mine?" she said, taking out four of her own Pokéballs.

"Sure, I'd love to."

"Ok guys, come on out!" She cheered, throwing the balls high in the air above her. They popped open, and the red light shot down and collected into her Pokémon.

"Alright! Raven, let me introduce you to Gallant," she gestured to a Growlithe, who barked warmly.

"Darby," - a Magmar who was staring timidly at the ground and inching further behind Alessandra.

"Angora," - an Umbreon who eagerly pranced up to Krow, mewing as a greeting.

"And Blithe," - a Combusken, who had sat cross-legged next to her. The Pokémon congregated between them, greeting and playing.

"So, you like Fire-types, huh?" Raven commented as Alessandra returned to his side, stepping lightly around their Pokémon.

"Yes! I love them! The only Pokémon that I have that isn't a Fire type is Angora, because I just couldn't pass her up as an Eevee. I originally wanted her to evolve into a Flareon, but during a battle a while back she evolved into an Umbreon. But I love her nonetheless." She talked eagerly, tapping her foot against the ground.

Time passed as they sat waiting, chatting idly while watching their Pokémon play together.

"Hey, wanna battle?" Alessandra suggested, turning to Raven with eyes of fire.

"Uh, I don't know if that's a good idea, the battle might draw attention, and I'm trying to-" Raven stopped mid-sentence as he was cut off by a piercing scream that sounded from behind them, deeper within the woods. All the Pokémon looked up, ears perked in response.

"What was that?" Raven asked, standing up and facing the direction it came from.

"It sounded like someone screaming..." Alessandra said quietly, listening for another. "Come on, let's go! It sounds like someone's in trouble!" - She said hurriedly, tugging on Raven's sleeve.

"What? No way! It could be something dangerous! I've already gotten in enough trouble today, there's no way I'm-"

"What are you talking about? Of course we've got to go help!" Alessandra urged, pulling Raven by the wrist with all her strength in the direction of the shout. He fought to keep his balance, but stayed put.

"Urrgh... Quit... being... a… SISSY!" Alessandra continued pulling, taking steps back in an attempt to get him moving.

"Ouch, OUCH! Quit that! Ok, ok! We'll go see what's going on!" He gave in, rubbing his wrist when she let go.

"OK, Darby, Blithe, return! Angora and Gallant, come with me!" Alessandra took out the two Pokéballs, and after Raven had returned his own Pokémon to their own Pokéballs; they hurried off, deeper into the woods.


You know, all Alena had ever wanted was to live a normal life. Then she became a trainer.

"Do you like waffles?"

"Yeah Whishcast like waffle!"

"Do you like pancakes?"

"Yeah, Whishcast like pancake!"

"Do you-"

"Electrinz, Whishcast, shhh! Remember, we're here to look for a Houndour for Professor Birch, and if you two make so much noise, you'll scare them away!" Alena grabbed the baby Whiscash off the ground, as her insane Pikachu looked up at her, annoyed.

Alena had been travelling for four years now, but she was not one for catching Pokémon. She only travelled with Twig, her starter, a Sceptile; Whishcast, her contest Pokémon; Electrinz, her Pikachu; Nova, a Staraptor; and Ali, a Pokémon that Alena had traded temporarily for, so her friend Alletto could use Sander, Alena's Flygon, in his search of some ancient ruins he had found.

All of them were freaking crazy.

First, there was Twig. Twig was calm all the time, the peacekeeper. He loved nature, and being a Sceptile, he swore that the trees could talk to him. He named all the trees individually: Bob, Fred, Queen Mary Elizabeth the III, etc. He secretly had a crush on a certain Champion's Aggron, although he would never admit it to anyone.

Next, Whishcast. Whishcast was the baby of the group, and was very concerned with her looks. She always wears a huge pink bow on her head, with the ribbon constantly getting in her face. She loved the Cute Contest, and also did okay in the Beauty and Tough contests. Her name came from the way she said it - she never could say "Whiscash" in her baby voice.

Electrinz. The crazy Pikachu who was arguably the heart of Alena's team. He was far stronger than any other Pikachu due to the Light Ball amulet that hung around his neck. He was the Pokémon that was closest to Alena, even going as far as having a crush on her - although, he'd never tell anyone, of course. He was obsessed with cheese, which apparently tasted absolutely amazing to a Pikachu.

Nova, Alena's youngest Pokémon. She desperately wanted to become a rock star, although there weren't that many Staraptor singers in the world. She has dyed some of her feathers pink, causing her appearance to go from intimidating to merely eccentric. Nova had been separated from her flock when she was only a Starly, eventually causing her to become extremely independent.

Finally, Ali. Ali was extremely quiet, almost never speaking. In fact, Alena could hardly even describe the Aggron, simply because she had only seen her speak three times, and only in two or three-words phrases.

Now, as for Alena herself, she was just about as normal as anyone with five weird Pokémon and a magic bracelet could ever hope to be.

She had been born in- What? The bracelet? Well, Twig had bought it for her at an art fair, and it apparently had almost infinite power - at a cost. It would drain the holder of their energy whenever they used its power, until they fell over in exhaustion.

Anyway, Alena had been born in Hoenn, the wildest region, and had consequently become very tough, very fast. She had learned to train her Pokémon as much as possible, not stopping until they could topple the nearby competition.

If only that had been enough today.

"Hello?" A voice said, chorusing like the voices of a thousand singing angels. Alena, Electrinz, and Whishcast turned around, the first looking at the new arrival with a confused face, the second looking dreamily at her for a second before shaking his head, and the latter screaming, "Pwetty person! Pwetty pwetty!"

"Thank you, little one," the girl said, gracefully gliding into the clearing where Alena stood. She had the most wonderful hair - sleek and jet black, with pink and baby blue streaks running through it beautifully. The streaks were, of course, all-natural. Her hair went down to he feet, curving wonderfully around her ankles. She had beautiful, tanned skin without a blemish in sight. Her orbs were blue, green, purple, black, and pink, all blending together to create beautiful pools of emotion. Her nails were sharpened to pointed tips, and were lavender in colour with lacy white flowers stencilled on.

Now, her make-up. She wore a light pink blush that made her cheekbones stand out beautifully. Her eyes were surrounded with purple mascara, with blue eye shadow that matched wonderfully. Her lips were plump and a juicy red.

The girl wore a ruffled hot-pink miniskirt, with a black belt around her waist (she was an expert in karate too). A light pink tank top showed off her HUGE boobs, with "Beauty Queen!" written on it in glittery writing. She wore a hot pink jacket over that, and a pair of black knee-length stockings on her sexy legs. A pair of hot-pink boots without a speck of dust on them completed the look.

She wore a magical amulet around her neck - it pulsated in all the colours of the rainbow, changing with her heartbeat. She had a pair of huge earrings, at least four inches long, that glimmered in the sunlight and changed colours as they moved.

Finally, she had seventeen rings, one on each of her fingers, each holding the power of a Pokémon type.

Alena stared. 'Damn,' she thought, 'Compared to THAT, my bracelet is like...nothing. Honestly, what does this girl think when she's putting all this shit on anyway?'

"My name is Mary Sue," the girl stated in her chorus-of-angels voice. "I am in Johto to win the Championship. I have already won the Sinnoh and Kanto Leagues, and I am looking forward to beating this one. I have won the Master Rank contests in Cool, Cute, Beauty, Smartness, and Toughness hundreds of times. I was born with the ability to speak to Pokémon, and I can also speak Japanese, Spanish, French-"

"Yeah, that's nice. I'll just be going now." Alena grabbed Electrinz, recalled Whishcast, and began to walk away.

"You can't interrupt ME!" Mary Sue whined. Her whiny voice was like the sound of a thousand birds signing. "I still haven't shown you my Pokémon! Go Neko, Shimmer, Peach, and Pearl!"

The Pokémon that appeared were something out of a horror film.

Neko was a Delcatty with light pink fur where it would normally be tan, and hot pink where it would normally be purple. She wore an expensive amulet around her neck, worth thousands of Pokédollars.

Shimmer was a fucking MEW, shiny blue with the normal pink still apparent as bands around her paws and tail.

Peach was a Pikachu with cotton-candy pink fur, hot pink fur on the tips of her ears and the stripes on her back, and purple circles on her cheeks. She had tons of golden earrings in her ears and tail, and giant blue eyes.

Finally, Pearl was a baby-blue Ninetails, with dark blue fur on the tips of each one of her tails. She wore another amulet around her neck, silver with a Sapphire in the centre.

"Pearl's amulet is a magical present from Kyogre, goddess of the sea. It allows her to use water attacks, which should easily take out the Champion Alora's stupid Quilava." Mary Sue sang.

All of Mary Sue's Pokémon laughed.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH! ALORA IS MY FRIEND!" Alena tackled the girl, pulling on her perfect raven-coloured hair.

"Oh dear!" Mary Sue cried. "My dearest Pokémon, all of you return, except Neko! - Neko use Shimmer Fur!"

"What the fuck?!" Alena yelled.

The Delcatty began to glow with a golden light. Alena rolled out of the way, releasing Ali as she came to a stop. "Iron Defence!"

The Shimmer Fur attack was reflected by the glow of Ali's armour, blinding Sue for a moment as Alena struggled around blindly as well. When the light faded, Alena rubbed her eyes - and gasped in horror.

Neko was running away, carrying Ali as though the several ton Pokémon was a rag doll. Mary Sue laughed as she released Shimmer, ordering the Mew to use Ice Beam. The icy blast hit Trinz at the speed of light, sending him flying - right into Mary's hands!

"A horrible trainer like you shouldn't have these wonderful Pokémon! I'll make them much better!" Mary Sue screamed, laughing evilly.

"Oh no you don't, bitch!" Alena gathered up as much energy as she could muster, holding it in her hand before throwing it at Mary Sue.

"THUNDERBOLT!" She yelled, blasting the offending bitch.

The evil girl seemed almost unfazed, but the blast seemed to fill Electrinz with energy, and he blinked a few times before screaming: "ALENA!" - and jumping out of Sue's arms and racing to Alena.

Sue gave a yell that sounded like the tinkling of a thousand bells before seeming to give up and disappearing using her magical powers.

Alena collapsed to the ground in a dead faint as the sound of footsteps approached.

Electrinz motioned to the two people coming over to hurry up as he took out some Sitrus berries from his Trainer's pack, and tried to revive Alena so she would eat them. He finally blasted her with a Thundershock, much to the horror of the other humans, and stuffed the berries into her mouth.


Five minutes later, Alena was in a sitting position and talking to the newcomers.

"So you're sure you've never seen her before?" she asked.

"Nope, never," the boy said. "Say, is that a - a chocolate bar in your backpack?!" - He asked with slight excitement. "I haven't had any in a while."

Alena glared at him. "That's for Girl Emergencies. ONLY." She glared at him and pulled the bar out, taking a bite.

"What kind of Ninetails was that?" - The other girl muttered. "The one she had out before she battled you? It looked so weird!"

"I know," Alena said, "My friend Alletto has one, and it looked nothing like that one. That one was just... unnatural!"

"Well, I'm Alessandra, and I'm hoping to become a great trainer using only fire types. I can't believe how powerful that Ninetails was! I mean really, that thing is a monster!" The girl seemed very aggravated.

Alena turned to the boy again. "Pleased to meet'cha, I'm Raven!" He said, "You know, you have cute hair. If you were a bit old-"

"Nice to meet you!" Alena cut him off. "I'm Alena, and while I appreciate the help, I have to get going."

"Wait!" Alessandra called, "Did you see anyone in trouble around here? We heard a scream."

Alena looked into the distance. She sniffed and said, "Yeah, I didn't think much of it though, probably some new trainer getting chased by a Pidgey or being eaten by Houndour." The other two seemed to find the concept of getting eaten by Houndour quite upsetting, but Alena didn't seem worried at all.

"Nice to meet you, bye!" She yelled, jumping up and rushing into the distance, apparently gathering enough energy to do so in the short amount of time that she had been sitting down. Electrinz looked at Raven and Alessandra, 'Pikaa'-ing his apology before rushing after his Trainer.

"Why do I feel like one of the characters of the day?" Alessandra muttered as Raven leaned down and picked something up.

"Yummeh!" Raven said, happily stuffing his face with the rest of the chocolate bar Alena had left behind. He hadn't eaten since the great party on the cruise ship which happened before the event that led him to being chased around the ship.


"...The bodies prepared for slaughter..."

The pale, trembling right hand of the tormented artist edged along the rough cartridge paper, stroking the final touches of gory adjustments to this once socially-acceptable piece of artwork.

"Grinding of your fingers and toes feeding on your meat..."

The voice that accompanied the brutal sketching was one of a high-pitched tone, attempting to growl a death metal chorus. The voice's owner was failing epically, however - she sounded like a Skitty with its tail caught in a bear-trap.

"...I'd kill for some lemonade." The artist sighed, jabbing at her picture furiously with her blotchy red ink, splattering the figure she'd drawn with an onslaught of gory stigmata.

She had started by drawing a girl, a look of panic smeared across her face with several strokes of her chewed pencil. She'd added a mop of brown hair upon the figure's skull, and sketched in her body shape - making her hold a Pokéball in each hand.

Displeased with the image, the artist shook her head, before proceeding to draw in some axes and meat cleavers embedded in the girl's chest, adding in fountains of gushing, coagulating blood, which poured out over the page, and splattered the two ravenous Houndoom, which she'd inked either side.

"Much better." She giggled, adding a flurry of incoming knives and meat-hooks to attack her character.

She finished off her gory piece of work with a caption: "Disposal of the dead, the corpse chopped to bits, licking up the drivel."