Disclaimer: Even if Byakuran one day starts hating marshmallows and Hibari suddenly loved people to death, KHR would not be mine.
"HIIEEEEEE!"
The sleepy town of Namimori was woken up bright and early by the pained scream that reverberated throughout the streets.
At the source of the scream- the Sawada household- a brunette was clutching his head in pain, eyes tearing up at the pain of being hit with a one ton hammer.
"REBORN!" he cried. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"
"Hmph, dame students shouldn't yell at their tutor," came the reply, complete with a Reborn-smirk. "Anyway, get out of bed. We need to do something."
Seeing the glint in Reborn's eye, Tsuna immediately paled. What if it was some new, torturous training? A new weapon of Reborn's that needed to be tested on him? A gathering of everyone that would undoubtedly lead to a mass fight? A new enemy? A-
"Stop babbling in your thoughts and get out of bed. We're going to the spy room," The fedora-wearing baby stated, jump kicking his student onto the floor.
"OWWWW! Reborn! … Anyways, what spy room?" Tsuna questioned while painfully getting up off the floor.
"The one that was built next to your room last night," came the calm reply. "Now hurry and get over there before I shoot you."
"What? How did you build a room overnight? And our house doesn't even have room for-"
He froze for an instant at the sound of a gun being cocked, dashed out of his room in record time, and discovered that there really was a new room right next to his.
"What? How is this even-"
The Sun Arcobaleno forced him into the room with a flying kick, complete with a spin. The brunette landed with a painful thump and sat up, rubbing his aching body. When he was finished wincing in pain, he opened his eyes and took in his surroundings. Staring in amazement at the various high-tech screens, cameras, wires, computers, and other technologies, he asked in amazement, "… Uh, Reborn? What's all this for?"
"To get to know your Family better, of course."
"Ehh? What do you mean?"
"What I mean, Dame-Tsuna, is that you are going to take these cameras," he explained, pointing to the many cameras that were lying about, "Install them into all of your Guardians homes, the Varia mansion, Namimori Middle, the bases of other families, and other places, and find out more about their everyday life and families. I bet you didn't even know that Hibari has a brother, or that Gokudera has another sister?"
"HIEEEE? I have to what? And they what?"
"Exactly. What a bad boss you are, not knowing this much about your Family?"
"Ehhhhh! B-but! I'll get killed if I'm discovered sneaking into their houses and spying on them!"
"You'll be killed anyway if you don't do as I say," Reborn said, swinging his gun around threateningly. "Besides, all you have to do is not get caught. This will make you a better boss- think of it as a social training."
Tsuna could only start sweating bullets as he realized that either way, he'd be killed and tortured.
"First up, Hibari's house."
The brunette froze, eyes widening to impossible sizes.
SOMEBODY SAVE ME!
Tsuna, after painstakingly climbing a tree into an open window, made it into his Cloud Guardian's house. Trying to stay as quiet as possible, he rapidly began installing tiny cameras throughout the house. He desperately prayed that what Reborn said about Hibari patrolling the school right now- even though it was a Saturday- was true. His sadistic tutor couldn't be trusted, but as he kept going through the house, installing cameras, he slowly relaxed, as there was no sign of anyone else in the house.
He made sure he had installed a camera in every single room that Reborn told him to put them in, and was about to dash out when he heard the front door opening.
HIIIIIEEEEEE! I'm gonna die! What do I do!
Hearing footsteps approaching quickly, he quickly slid open a nearby window and jumped out, ignoring the mild pain that shot through his body when he landed awkwardly. Dashing away with his brown hair flying, he hoped that Hibari wouldn't ever discover the cameras. He did not want to be bitten to death again.
The door to Takesushi quietly slid open just a bit, and a head peeked in, looking around with wide eyes. The normally cheery restaurant was now dark and silent, since it wasn't open yet. He quickly dashed in and started installing the cameras, going upstairs to his Guardian's room as well.
"Dad! I'm back!"
Oh, not again! Tsuna scurried around frantically, looking for a window to jump out of. Not looking where he was going, he ran into someone with an Oomph!
"Huh? Oh, Tsuna! Hi!" he heard.
Wide-eyed, he looked up into the face of Yamamoto, who was smiling at him like there was nothing wrong with him being in his house, sneaking around.
"A-ah, Yamamoto! U-Uh, I was just- uh- Where were you?"
"Oh, I was jogging with Ryohei-san! Hahaha, it was really fun! We ran around Namimori for 3 hours! …But Tsuna, why are you here? Did you need me? Oh, is that a camera?" Yamamoto bombarded Tsuna with questions, smiling cluelessly.
Tsuna was frantic. There was no way he could avoid Yamamoto and his questions. Might as well try to actually get permission for this. "Uh, actually, Yamamoto, I- Could I- Ah! For the mafia game!" he blurted.
"Eh? What is it?" the cheerful guardian asked with excitement twinkling in his eyes.
"C-Could I put these cameras around your house?" Tsuna asked in a tiny whisper.
"Hahaha, sure! It's for the mafia game, right?" came the happy reply.
Tsuna blinked and sweatdropped. Well, that was easy.
…Maybe, just maybe, with Gokudera-kun and Nii-san…
"O-Oh, Jyuudaime! What can I do for you?"
"A-Ah, Gokudera-kun? Could I ask a favor?"
"Of course, Jyuudaime! Anything for you! I'd be honored!" he replied enthusiastically.
"Uh, well, could you install these cameras around your house?" Tsuna asked unsteadily.
"Yes, of course! I'm so honored that you would personally come and ask this of me! I will become the perfect right-hand man for Jyuudaime by doing as he wishes!"
Tsuna sighed in relief, but at the same time, he was deeply conflicted. He didn't know whether to be flattered or worried at his guardians' extreme trust for him. He said his goodbyes and walked away, the proud ranting of his Storm Guardian slowly becoming softer and softer into the background.
"OH, FOR EXTREME TRAINING YOU SAY?"
"Y-Yes, onii-san. Could y-you? Please?"
"I'LL DO IT TO THE EXTREME! EXTREME TRAINING, START!"
Tsuna wished all of his guardians would be as easy as this. Walking away from the extremely high-decibel shouts, he came to a sudden realization, and face-palmed.
Onii-san lives in the same house as Kyoko-chan! GAHHH Reborn! You did this on purpose! He wailed in his thoughts. I hope he won't put any of the cameras in her room… He wouldn't…
…Right?
Gulping, the Vongola Decimo stared up at the ominous building. How the hell was he supposed to install cameras inside the gigantic building? He wanted to cry and run, but what- or rather, who- was waiting for him at home wasn't exactly safe, either.
He shivered and made his way into the building. There was no one here, or at least no one that his Hyper Intuition could detect. He quickly scurried about, making sure to distribute the spy cameras everywhere.
Finishing, he rushed out of the building and away from the area. He could feel a creepy shiver down his spine.
That was never a good sign.
And as the nervous brunette ran away, the Vongola Mist Guardian undid the illusion that masked his presence and observed the rapidly disappearing figure.
"Kufufufu… What have we here? It seems something interesting will be happening soon…" he chuckled with a glint in his heterochromatic eyes.
Tsuna collapsed onto his bed, finally home after all the running around he had done. After he'd finished installing cameras in his guardians' houses, he'd been forced to install more in Namimori Middle, (Escaping a near death by Hibari once again), the Varia Mansion (Reborn had made him fly to Italy and back! Was that even possible in one day?), the Millefiore base (When Tsuna protested, saying that they weren't even part of the Vongola, Reborn had just said, "So?" and brandished his gun with his eyes glinting evilly. That shut Tsuna up.), and many, many more locations Tsuna didn't even have any knowledge of before today.
So basically, he was dead tired. And completely annoyed at Reborn- not that he could vent his anger on the Arcobaleno. He'd just die a slow and painful death.
And then Reborn announced to him, "Dame-Tsuna, be ready for your first spy- observing session tomorrow. Wake up at 5."
The brunette paled, and screamed into his pillow.
WHYYYY?
A/N: Hey there, its RainyParadise! My second fanfiction, yay~ I'm sorry the first chapter wasn't too entertaining- it's supposed to be an intro for what's to come. I promise, there's lots of family fluff and comedy up ahead! Basically, the story's going to have OCs (the characters' families) and they're gonna... interact? LOL. You guys probably get it.
So yeah, leave a review if you want to see a certain character first! -hint hint.-
Haha, I actually was supposed to start a different story, one with an actual plot and everything that was suggested to me by Shopaholic 3547. But since I can't actually write stories like that unless I write out EVERYTHING first, I didn't wanna (because I'm lazy~~) and just wrote this when I was hit by a sudden burst of inspiration- and again, I was not hit by a pineapple. -wink.-
Well, Happy New Year's Eve, guys!
