Oh said Mama Berenstein Bear, I have a special treat for y'all for Christmas.

She pulled the meal out of the oven.

It was a giant misshapen piece of meat.


3 HOURS EARLIER


Caillou was swagging with his homes, humming to his new fire mixtape, "Yung God", when he suddenly had the urge to walk into the woods.

He ran off into the wilderness.

"I am a savage, I am a mofuckin savage. I eat pussy all day like its only goddamn cabbage. I make all the girls seem ratchet. Wherever I go I cause a goddamn racket. My dick so long it's like a DJ Khaled song. Ughh Ugghh Hit me with that fuckin beat. Time to make your shitty life complete. I rep the street. You rep elites. I fucked your bitch so hard I drove her to her knees. I am a beast I turn ya girl's pussy into a motherfucking feast. Uggh uggh uggh yeaaa" Caillou blazed as he was wanking furiously.

His rap was so fire it began burning down the forest.

Mama Berenstein Bear was mad at Caillou for swearing so much and burning down the forest.

She sliced his throat open with her claws, and slowly roasted him over the fire.

"How does it fell to get roasted now bitch" she mused to herself.


The Berenstein children happily at the meal unaware of its origins.