Hey, I hope you enjoy this fanfic!!! The characters from Harry Potter decide to have fun!!! Laughter and craziness ensues. Be sure to review with suggestions for upcoming dares!!!! I will credit you fro your insanely wonderful ideas!!

Disclaimer: Why does everyone put one of these up??? I think people would have gotten the idea by now...

Harry sighed as he watched Ron continuously bang his fiery Weasley head on the dormitory wall.

"A hundred and five, a hundred and six, a hundred and eight..."

"Ron, what it hells name are you doing??" Harry asked when he had reached three hundred and seventy-two and looked a bit lost and confused.

"Just being bored, oh you mean the head thing, well I was just seeing how many times I could have a wall run into me before I pass.."

THUD. Harry looked at his best friend on the floor, sighed got up and left the room. He would wake up soon by himself. It was the Christmas holidays and a few students from each house were left at Hogwarts.

He looked at a group of second years sitting in a circle spinning a bottle as he passed the Great Hall. " At least they're having fun, lucky little...beeeep He got an idea and raced back to the Gryffindor common room.

A group of students namely Harry, Hermione, Ginny, Fred and George were sitting in the Griffindor common room.

"Harry, would you kindly tell us what we are doing here??? I was studying for the O.W.L.S." Hermione said rather cross that someone would take her away from her precious books.

"You'll see soon enough." Harry replied with An evil smirk.

After a few minutes people from various housed started to enter the common room.

"What are you people doing here!?! Don't you know that we could get in serious trouble???? Hermione screamed frantically.

"We got an owl from at the Ravenclaw common room telling people to come here immediately. Something about a free show of Snape dancing ballet." Padma answered.

"And you came because of that??" Fred asked suddenly gagging, his head getting horrible mental pictures of Snape in a pink tutu.

George started to grin and poked Harry as Cho walked in followed by Draco.

Ron came down the stairs and towards the portrait hole and right out. A few seconds later, he came back in.

"Why is Malfoy here? I thought he was going to New Zealand with his parents." Ron asked looking very confused.

"Well Weasley, they decided that they wanted some time "alone".

"Right" Ron started to walk towards the portrait hole again. Then coming back to the group one more. "What are you guys doing?"

"We're going to play truth or dare" Harry said with a mischievous grin on his face. "You guys in?"

"Sure" answered Padma.

"WICKED!!" scream the twins.

"Okay" answered Ginny and Cho.

"Guess lunch will have to wait, Ron said sitting himself down in the circle.

"Nothing better to do" Draco sneered.

"I don't know about this guys..." Hermione started. " What is we get in trouble or hurt, what would happen then??? We might get expelled and then ill have to leave Hogwarts and never succeed to anything..

20 minutes later

and that's how I learnt my first word."

For the first time in minutes, Hermione shutup and sat down.

They were about to start when someone barged in through the portrait hole.

Snape charged towards the group on the floor. "WHO IS IT?? TELL ME NOW!! WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO FOLLOWED ME TO MY BALLET LESSONS!!!!" Snape screamed.

Everyone looked at each other and started giggling. Except for the boys that was. Noooo boys don't giggle. "Heeeheeeheeee" everyone looked at Harry.

"Sorry bout that" Harry said trying to lower his voice and sound manly.

Furious Snape sat down on one of the plush chairs refusing to leave until he knew who was the culprit.

"Ok, back to the game. I'll start" said Ginny taking charge and looking very proud and starting scanning the "group"

A few minutes...

"Umm how do you play?" Everyone groaned.

"Well someone starts by asking Truth or dare to a person. They choose and the first person chooses a dare for them to complete or a truth for them to say. And then that person asks another person and so on and so on. Hermione informed Ginny. "Got it?"

"Of course, could you just say that again?" Ginny asked.

An hour later..

"Ohhh I've got it now...LETS START!!!" Ginny screamed waking everyone up.

Snape grumbled "about bloody well time."

"Truth or dare..Harry!!!"

Wanting to look big and manly after the giggling, I mean "laughing" situation he replied "Dare"

"I dare you to....Dress up as a girl and sing Crazy by Britney Spears!!

Snape took out a wizarding camera. Moving photos of Harry dancing and singing looking like a girl: Priceless.

(A/N: Good one!!!)

"Thanks!!" Ginny scream into mid-air.

"Who are you talking to Ginny?" Draco asked a bit scared.

"Oh can't you hear her?"

(A/N: Hello back to the dare?")

"Okay then!!" Ginny scream to mid-air once more. People started edging away from her.

Ginny transfigured some of Hermione's book, much to her disagreement to some clothes and threw them to Harry who went into the closet to get changed.

Ginny transformed another of Hermione's book into a muggle tape recorder and had everything set up.

" I'm not coming out!!!" shouted Harry from behind the closet door.

"Sorry, you have too!! Ron shouted back at him. He and Draco proceeded to drag Harry out from his hiding place, which was quite difficult as he had locked it. But with a simple alohamora charm is was fived.

"Fine fine, I'll do it"

The lights in the common room dimmed.

"What the?" Hermione started.

"Shhh" its starting said Snape sounding like an excited school girl.

Then a spotlight rested on Harry who was walking down a flight of stairs as the music started. He looked very sexy in a sparkly green halter top

(A/N: Britney Spears did actually wear this in her MTV.)

"Really" Ron asked the air, "I thought she wore blue"

(A/N: Nope it was green)

"Okay, you're the author." He replied to an invisible force.

"Is this something that all the Weasleys have? Draco whispered to Hermione.

"I've learnt to ignore it over the years" Hermione whispered Back.

"Ok, gotcha"

Back to the describing, with a micro mini skirt showing legs that obviously needed a wax or two. Green eye shadow to accompany the top and his eyes.

Baby, I'm so into you

You've got that something, what can I do

Baby, you spin me around, oh

And with that Harry started spinning around with his arms in the air but fell down the remaining of the stairs when he lost his balance. He picked himself up quickly.

The earth is movin, but I can't feel the ground

Everytime you look at me

My heart is jumpin, it's easy to see

Loving you means so much more

More than anything I ever felt before

He was now getting into it. But the flashing from a plush chair was kind of putting him off.

You drive me crazy

I just can't sleep

I'm so excited, I'm in too deep

Crazy, but it feels alright

Baby thinkin of you keeps me up all night He winked at Draco who turned away in disgust.

(A/N: Not a Slash fanfic!!!!!)

Tell me, you're so into me

That I'm the only one you will see

Tell me I'm not in the blue, oh

That I'm not wastin

My feelins on you

Loving you means so much more

More than anything I ever felt before You drive me crazy

I just can't sleep

I'm so excited, I'm in too deep

Crazy, but it feels alright

Baby thinkin of you keeps me up all night By now Snape was on his 36th roll of wizarding film and still going.

crazy, I just can't sleep

I'm so excited, I'm in too deep

Crazy, but it feels alright

Every day and every night You drive me crazy

I just can't sleep

I'm so excited, I'm in too deep

Crazy, but it feels alright

Baby thinkin of you keeps me up all night You drive me crazy

I just can't sleep

I'm so excited, I'm in too deep

Crazy, but it feels alright

Baby thinkin of you keeps me up all night

Baby thinkin of you keeps me up all night

Finishing off, he took a bow receiving hoots and wolf whistles he quickly changed back into his clothes.

He sat back down puffing. "Truth..or..Dare..

Okay guys, hope you enjoyed that as much as I have enjoyed writing it!!!

Review to pick who go next and what embarassing dare they should complete or horrifying truth they reveal. But no slash and you can include Snape it you wish heeheeeheeeeee evil grin.