Life without Misery
By: KingMetalheart
Chapter 1 Welcome To Equestria
A/N: Hello everypony my Name is King Metalheart and I come to with my very first story, this is only the first chapter the others are in progress please encourage me to write more by commenting and criticism is wanted; if you have any questions I will answer them in my next chapter other wise enjoy!
I'm walking home from work because of my stupid girlfriend taking the car away from me when we broke up. My red hair hung down to my shoulders and I had my hands in my work jacket, also did I mention my name? No, I didn't its Carter I'm not saying my last name it's too stupid.
As I was saying I got home and took a seat in my chair as I look at my table which was filled with bills as I yell, "This world is a piece of shit I'm tired of the fucking government screwing me over on my disability check I only get so much people!" I sit in my chair for a few more hours and say, "Well let's check up on the fandom shall we, like I got anything else to do."
I get up out of the chair and head for my computer and see Vinyl pop up on the screen then it switches over to Fluttershy, I smile and say, "man would it be a dream to actually live in Equestria I wouldn't have to put up with my bull shit social security." As I look through sites like Equestria Daily, Ponyville Live and other Brony Fandom sites something happens, I'm in my chair one minute the next I'm in this spinning vortex as look around and blacked out all so suddenly.
I wake up to light in my eyes, as I cover my eyes and say, "Why the fuck is it so bright?" After a few minutes of my eyes adjusting to the brightness I see I'm in an open area and see a small town in the distance as I try to get up but instantly fall on my ass, I say, "Great...just what I needed." I sit there for some time and then try to get up again but this time I grab a nearby tree branch and hold on to it but reluctantly, it snaps off and I fall on my face into the dirt.
I smirk and sarcastically say, "Well that was a headache I just really wanted!" I get to my knees this time and use the branch to prop me up and use it as a walking stick as I head towards the small town. I get there and look around seeing ponies walking everywhere as I say, "Whoa either I'm tripping or I'm dreaming."
I decide to walk into the town but as soon as a pony saw me she screamed and ran, this was followed by the others running into buildings and houses. As the streets went empty I say, "Wow...what a welcome party." As I continue to walk and reach where I wanted to go-to Princess Twilight's castle-I knock and hear a voice say, "Hold on, I'll be there in a sec!" not long after, Spike opened the door and looked up at me and screamed, "Ahhh, it's a monster!" and then he slams the door into my face knocking me out.
