"Where's Perry?" is written on this wanted poster, hanging on a tree. And we see this little hand reach up and tear the poster down and the music kicks in and all "Chik chika chow chika chow chow chik chika chika chow" and the opening credits like one of those cool 80's TV shows with the voice over. You know...

Major Monogram/Voice Over: A fugitive, semi-aquatic special forces amateur stage magician, framed for a crime he didn't commit, the 1865 assassination of Abraham Lincoln, joins forces with a rogue-trillionare inventor-extreme fighting champion from the future.

Major Monogram/Voice Over: Together with the aid of "R.I.C.K.", their super crime-fighting talking high-tech rickshaw, they'll bring hope, justice, and varying degrees of aquaticness to a Tri-State Area in peril. Together, they are...

Female singers: Doof 'n' Puss! [[[in sound]]]

Major Monogram/Voice Over: Tonight's episode, The Future Belongs To Us.

I know this is kinda short, and I'll probably take much time 'till part 2, but I just wanted you guys to know what I was up to. As you understand, this story will be much different than my regular stories. Have patience ...