A/N: So, this is based around something me and my Hikaru cosplayer did. We were playing the "Whisper Challenge Game" and this conversation happened XD. Thank you to my best friend and brother for helping this masterpiece of a conversation happen xD

Kaoru placed the ear buds in his brother's ears and placed headphones on over them with rock music blaring.

"Can you hear me?" The younger twin asked, watching his twin.

Hikaru shook his head. "Nope." he half shouted.

"Ok. Blood still stains when the sheets are washed. Sex don't sleep when the lights are off. Kids are still depressed when you dress them up. Syrup is still syrup in a Sippy Cup." Kaoru recited.

Hikaru stared blankly at his brother before laughing hysterically.

"The cat is shitting all over the house. Let's clean it up with a scarf. Oh boy, oh boy. Now let's go fart!" he replied, laughing loudly.

Kaoru laughed hard and shook his head. "No, not even close." he said, laughing.

"What was it?" Hikaru asked, wiping tears from his eyes from laughing so hard.

"Blood still stains when the sheets are washed. Sex don't sleep when the lights are off. Kids are still depressed when you dress them up. Syrup is still syrup in a Sippy Cup." The younger brother said, grinning. "It was lyrics from Sippy Cup by Melanie Martinez."

"Ohhhhh." Hikaru said, laughing harder. "Kao, you can't do something that long." he said.

The game continued for a few more rounds until it was Hikaru's turn again.

"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire." Kaoru said.

Hikaru stared blankly and his brother responded with repeating the phrase.

"Roasting man balls on an open fire? What?" The older twin asked, laughing hard.

Kaoru laughed loudly and shook his head. "No! Oh my God, no!" he shouted, laughing.

"What was it?!" Hikaru chortled.

"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Something very innocent got turned way the fuck around." Kaoru responded, rolling on the floor with laughter.

Now it was Kaoru's turn.

"Ouran Highschool Host Club." Hikaru said after he placed the ear buds in his brother's ears.

"One gross slip!" Kaoru shouted with confidence, laughing afterwards.

Hikaru laughed his ass off shortly after.

"What did you say?" The younger twin asked.

"Ouran Highschool Host Club!" the older shouted.

"Oh…. Well then." Kaoru laughed

A/N: This story is based on real events. Thanks again to my Hikaru. You're the best 3

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