Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach, Yoruichi would be the queen of everything.
Ichigo woke up and scratched his head. Today was another day of school. Walking over to the closet, he banged it open and prodded the sleeping girl within. Seeing her in such a deep slumber, her face looking so peaceful, he wished he could let her sleep. However…
"Yo Rukia. Wake up." He poked her again.
Rukia turned and drooled.
"Rukia. Time to wake up!" He raised his voice slightly.
Rukia snored.
"WAKE UP YOU LITTLE TWERP!!!" He screamed in her ear.
Rukia sat up abruptly and reflexively plunged her fist into his face. Ichigo fell on the ground groaning.
"Oh sorry Ichigo, did I hurt you? Idiot." She scoffed and walked off, happily trodding on his hand, leaving him lying on the floor.
"Hey, I was nice enough to wake you up!" He yelled after her. His only answer was the bathroom door slamming.
"Girls…" He muttered, picking himself up.
Gulping down a breakfast and grabbing his bag, Ichigo left home for school. As he was walking down the road, he suddenly felt a little tug on the back of his shirt.
"Yah!" He yelped and spun around.
Rukia grinned lazily up at him.
"Gotcha." She smirked before slugging him in the gut.
Ichigo doubled up in pain and moaned something about losing his breakfast. Right before Rukia walked off, his arm shot out and grabbed her knee, tripping her up. She fell flat on her face on the gravel, shrieked, turned around and started beating him into the road. Under her barrage of punches and screamed insults, Ichigo stood up and started arguing.
"Baka!" Rukia was yelling.
"Oh yea?" Ichigo replied. "Who asked you to do anything to me in the first place!?"
"You tripped me!"
"Well you punched me!"
"Well you – you-"
"I did nothing!"
"You left me behind!"
"You punched me- AGAIN!"
"You woke me up!"
"Or would you rather I left you behind!"
"You SCREAMED and woke me up!"
"Oh sure and I was supposed to stand there and watch you drool! Baka!"
"How dare you say I drooled!"
"Just telling the truth!"
"I DID NOT DROOL!"
"Sure you did. Snored too."
"BAKA! How dare you say that!"
"Mama always said not to lie!" Ichigo trilled sarcastically.
He and Rukia were now almost head to head, foreheads almost touching, yelling at each other. They were getting closer and closer and then suddenly Rukia lashed out and head butted Ichigo. His focus went awry and his eyes crossed.
"Ahhaaha Rukia multiplied." He mumbled before collapsing.
Rukia was clutching her forehead and stumbling around, but could not balance. After a few seconds, she too fell in a crumpled heap on the road.
Ishiin turned away from the window.
"Young love." He said dreamily, and grinned deviously.
