"JESUS CHRIST!" Henry screamed, Natalie ran into the living room.
"What!" She cried.
"IT'S BILLE JOEL ARMSTRONG!" Henry yelled at the TV screen, running towards it and kneeling next to the TV, kissing the screen where the rock idol's face was.
"Henry what the fuck is this?" Natalie asked.
"The Tony Awards."
"You're watching the Tony Awards, and pretending to make out with a dude. Henry..are..are you gay?" Natalie asked seriously. Henry stopped making out with the television screen and looked up at her, and smirked.
"Well maybe I'm the faggot America." He quoted from his favorite Green Da.…Broadway "show-tune" written by Green Day.
"Oh my God." Natalie groaned. Henry laughed and jumped up.
"C'mon Nat, do you really think I might be gay?" Henry cried, grinning and hugging her.
"You wear skinny jeans. You just made out with Billie Joel. You are watching the Tony Awards. Can you blame me?" She asked. Henry suavely kissed her cheek and whispered,
"C'mon, only straight guys can be as smooth with women as I am." Natalie's jaw dropped.
"JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE GAY!" She screamed.
"AM NOT!" Henry defended himself. "And plenty of straight guys, including myself where skinny jeans." He replied. Natalie cocked her eyebrow. "You're my girlfriend – we've had sex – don't you think you would have known if I was gay? Gay guys don't enjoy sex with girls as much as I do." Henry explained. Natalie smirked.
"True."
"Mhmm…" Henry murmured, kissing her neck. "I've only got eyes for women…not even women as in plural, I've only got eyes for womAn - singular – because there's only one – you." He whispered, and Natalie smiled and kissed him full out on the lips.
"JESUS CHRIST!" Henry yelled, pulling away and pointing at the TV screen.
"What!" Natalie shrieked.
"IT'S AARON TVEIT!" Henry ran up to the TV screen. "He's alive- yeah- yeah!" Henry sung under his breath.
"Did you just say he makes you feel alive!" Natalie cried cautiously.
"NO. But I have to admit, when he and J. Robert Spencer and THE RIPLEY harmonize in "I Am The One" it really gets my blood pumping." Henry said seriously, gazing at the television.
"You're gay. I'm leaving." Natalie said, turning around to go back into the kitchen.
"NOO NATALIE – COME SEE BROADWAY SHINE!" Henry cried.
"So gay." Natalie murmured.
"I am not!" Henry yelled, getting up. "I'll prove it to you!" He ran into the kitchen and caught her in his arms, kissing her passionately, and tightly holding her waist. She kissed him back and allowed his hands to roam further and further up her shirt, and then the phone rang. Natalie glanced at the caller ID and rolled her eyes "Dear old Mom and Dad." She muttered. Henry giggled and she glanced at him, and he replied,
"You just quoted rent."
In honor of the Tony Awards! I hope you liked it. I sort of mixed last year's and this year's
with Next To Normal (Aaron) and American Idiot both being there, but whatever.
PLEAAASE REVIEW!
