THIS WINTER MAID FEVER IS A FASHION HIT!
A/N this is my first fic so don't be to harsh please.
(Strarf is my little pain in the but voice of reason.)
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Author's room…
'Majikaru Rin' 'staring at laptop'
'Strarf' well don't just sit there type, damn it!
'Majikaru Rin' oh great you're back.. Damn it!
'Strarf' don't tell me you have no ideas.
'Majikaru Rin' I don't always have ideas you know.
'Strarf' You know what you should do write a smut fic on Rin and Archer, and in the fic they can have we-shouldn't-be-doing-this-because-you're-dead-and-people-might-find-out sex!
'Majikaru Rin' have you been looking on again?
'Strarf'teehee, maybe…
'Majikaru Rin' 'rolls eyes'
'Strarf ' why don't you do the old the Servants are staying and everyone is all good and fine.
'Majikaru Rin' no, I want do something more dramatic…
'Strarf' stuff that, you should say that a month has passed and Shirou, Rin and everyone else are still dealing with the loss of their Servants, then out of the blue Rin's command seal starts to burn and then one by one the servants will reappear.
'Majikaru Rin' and why do the Servants reappear?
'Strarf' … because they all got together and decided to combine powers and send themselves back.
'Majikaru Rin' 'Light bulb appears over her head' I know what to do!
'Strarf' great what?!'Majikaru Rin' 'Stands up and holds fist in the air'
I'm going to create my version of…. Unlimited Maid Works!!!
'Strarf' oh boy…
'Fate stay night cast' Say what!!
'Archer' I'm okay with that.
'Rin' you perverted Servant..
'Majikaru Rin' Archer, you and I are going shopping for maids outfits!
'Archer' Right behind you…
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Unlimited Maid Works!
Disclaimer I do not own any of Fate stay night's characters
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I am the bone of my broom,
Aprons are my body and cleaning is my blood,
I have seen over a thousand books,
Unknown to Masters,
Nor known to Servants,
Have withstood pain to find the perfect uniform,
So as I say,
UNLIMITED MAID WORKS!
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Tohsaka household…
Signs of disaster…
Archer sat down reading a magazine with the latest trends.
"Hmm.."
The page reads:
This winter maid fever is a fashion hit.
Hurry with the vaccine Unlimited Maid Works.
A picture of three maids, coincidently being Rin, Saber, and Sakura is in the middle.
"This is…."
Rin opened the door and found Archer reading some form of magazine.
"Huh?" said Rin.
Rin walked over to Archer and stood in front of him hands on her hips.
"What are you looking at with such a serious face Archer?" Rin asked.
"…Just studying modern culture." Archer said quickly.
Rin turned her attention to the book in Archers hands, her eyes widened with shock when she saw the picture on the front: maids
Rin silently sat down and picked up a book before opening up to a page.
"Rin, modern culture is wonderful…" said Archer, slight tears of joy in his eyes.
"…"
Okay he's lost it… thought Rin.
Archer: infection confirmed.
Fate/ stay maid…
Rin flicked through the pages of the magazine.
"Maids, maids.." she said, "more maids."
She held the magazine and looked at the picture, slightly disturbed her Servant would read this.
"What? Are you telling me this is popular right now?" asked Rin.
"Ahh, isn't it amazing?" said Archer.
Archer picked up the local paper and looked at the front page.
"For example," he began, "the whole front page of this newspaper is a feature article about maids in Akiba."
"Akiba?" said Rin, making a puzzled face, "you mean Akihabara?"
"Yeah." he said.
Archer stood up and folded his arms. As if happening on it's own light shone on Archer and three small angels appeared out of no where as Archer said
"Akihabara… the Valhalla of men…"
Rin looked at Archer wondering if he was broken somehow.
"Half of the Akiba experience is to sit in a maid café and listen…" he said.
"A-Archer…?" Rin mumbled.
"I want to go there and die…" he said hold his hand in a fist, "drowning in the sweet embrace of maids.'
"If you could…?" Rin muttered, thinking Archer had taken speed or something close to it.
Archer: diseased.
Moe Moe line
"By the way there's a magical line between Masters and Servants," said Archer pointing a finger at Rin, "the strength of it's flow influences my strength as well."
"Hm? I know that much myself." said Rin looking up from her magazine.
"The truth is I've found the equipment that will help strengthen that flow.." he said holding a bag.
"Eh? Really?" asked Rin.
"Yeah, it's right here…" said Archer revealing a maids uniform hidden in the bag, "come on let me see what it looks like when worn!"
"What is this?" Rin asked, glaring at her Servant while holding the head piece.
"What are you saying?" said Archer, "it's obviously a maids uniform."
Hisui uniform, 24 990 yen (Tax included.)
Maid hazard…
"Maids huh?" said Rin, "If you like them so much why don't you just go see the real deal?"
"What…?" said Archer, "the real deal?"
"You know those maid cafes in Akihabara…" said Rin watching her Servant stand up.
"Rin I see you are telling me to 'go'," said Archer, "very well then, but I just have one thing to confirm."
"Uhm…What's that?" asked Rin.
"Even if I visit all the maid cafes in Akihabara," said Archer turning his back to Rin, "you won't mind?"
"You really don't have to come back." said Rin.
This is my Servant…
Changing…
Rin sighed. "Why do I have to wear a maid uniform."
She put the black ribbon around her neck started tying it in a bow.
"But for the sake of the holy grail I can't give up…"
It's finally on…
"How…How is it?" asked Rin uncomfortably, "Does it look strange?"
Archer's eyes widened before he threw his head back light whisking around his body.
"Wha!!" cried Rin, in extreme shock.
"Th…this spiking magical power…!" Rin exclaimed, "wa…way to go Archer!!"
"That's no good Rin…" said Archer, playful eyes looking at Rin, "I want you to call me… Goshujin-sama."
"…" went Rin.
Sure Archer in your dreams.
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A/N wow, that took me some time to write, after searching and searching I finally found the translated version of Unlimited Maid Works (the original version). This chapter was focused around Rin and Archer but don't worry next chapter Saber and Shirou experience the 'Maid Power Up'. Please read and review. .
