Friday July 6,
You know what? Today, is amazing. Why?
Because I actually had hot water this morning in my shower, since Naruto slept in.
Because I ate the best breakfast ever, waffles drowning in strawberries and strawberry syrup with chocolate truffle mint coffee.
Because the blonde bitch across the hall, my landlord, tripped and fell in her hooker boots, breaking her ankle. In the flurry they left behind her boots, which I sold for 500$.
Because my mid-term miraculously was all A's and B's.
Because I've blown up eight sculptures and not gotten caught-not that I ever have before.
Because I got a bonus on my paycheck (Starbucks) for 'excellent customer service.'
Because said paycheck pays for two months bills.
Because I have no homework, OR work tonight.
Because I got asked out three times today. (I said no though since I didn't have a clue who they were, but I still feel special.)
Because
Ha, now that I think about this, you probably have absolutely no clue to what's going on. Basically, my name's Deidara and I'm 15, I have stormy blue eyes and mid-shoulder-blade-length blond hair, with a chunk hanging over my right eye. I, along with my 14 year old cousin Naruto, live in a dinky apartment, seeing as we're orphans.
Our apartment is just one big room. In the left corner is a counter, that extends about four to five feet from the wall. It's three feet from the side of the wall, leaving five feet of that wall, and seven of another for the living room, bedroom, and dining room in one. The space between is the kitchen. Our beds are pressed against the counter, my headboard in the corner. The feet of our beds connect, forming a couch as well. Naruto's headboard is almost touching the other side, leaving just enough room for one person to squeeze through into the kitchen.
In front of our beds is a coffee table, and a TV ahead of that. In the corner is a desk holding Naruto and my laptops, Ipods, and stereo. By the desk is our Wardrobe -our beds have dressers beneath them-. The bathroom door is behind the front, and that pretty much sums up our home.
Of course, because Naruto and I are living in such close quarters constantly, we've become closer than any twins could be. We both look out for one another, know exactly what would be best for the other, and know everything about the other. We comfort each other when it's needed, and do our best to make it through.
In fact, Naruto is the only one who knows of my disorders. The doctors even don't know both. One, I'm definitely a pyromaniac, but it's not like I blow up buildings....inhabited by people anyway. I guess I could be considered a criminal, seeing as police are trying to figure out who keep blowing all the abandoned warehouses apart. It's not that bad though, considering I leveled an area that would have taken months to do so, not to mention the money that would've been wasted. It was my best work, the flames burned for three days, and would have burned longer if not for the rain. But hey, if they'd burned forever it wouldn't have been art! Art is the beautiful single fleeting moment of the explosion. ART IS A BLAST!!
Ah....seems I've gotten off track again. I do that a lot, I'm very scattered brained.
Anyway, the one doctors have known about since my birth, is that I have more than one mouth. I have one on each of my palms, and one on my chest. The ones on my hands are hidden by gloves everyday. They are great for keeping clay wet when working. I sell, and blow up, sculptures, so they aren't a curse like they'd be to some...hehe. The one on my chest has it's 'lips' stitched together. I really got sick of it eating all my damn shirts! The stitches make it look like it's just some weird tattoo, which avoids some questions, but causes a million in the locker room.
But hey, I did say I wasn't the only one with problems! Naruto's isn't medical though. He isn't one of those kids who fake having multiple personalities for attention. He's got another personality, and she's a bitch. Yes, I did say she.
According to her she's a queen bijuu fox that was cursed to become a passenger of the first born for the new generation of Uzumaki's. Apparently she murdered the king…..
I believe her, no doubt once so ever. The bijuu, the bijuu queen, the entire batch. I mean come on! How many 14-year old's eyes turn from cerulean blue to slit-pupil blood-red orbs with an unfathomable depth of evil, lust and absolute pain; that strike fear into your very core? Who's nails and teeth grow rapidly into claws and fangs, returning to normal once the possession is over? Who has three whisker like marks adoring each cheek? Not anyone lacking a bijuu…
Ah, I got to go to sleep, tomorrow's a Chemistry test. It's getting late, and Naruto's already zonked out on his bed. I swear if he somehow flips upsidedown, turns around, and pushes me off my own bed again….
He won't get any ramen.
XD Hey all. I got the idea for this story in Biology. I thought it was rather convenient seeing as I have writers block for Behind the Mask..grr. Anyway, this is AU, and I realize Naruto would be younger, but hey. Did anyone else notice the part of FanFICTION? No? Just me? Well hey! Now YOU know .
