Zoey's kind of awesome. Robin can totally see why Ted hates her. She's independent, spirited, cool, passionate. Hey, Robin might even go for Zoey herself later.

"Oh YEAH you will!" Barney leers, then collapses in a fit of giggles. "Please, PLEASE let me watch!"

Damn, she's drunk. Robin didn't even realize she spoken about Zoey out loud. "You know what I mean, dude!" She protests, following the Barney into the kitchen, to where the others are, very sensibly, dancing their booties off.

Or something.

Damn Truth or Dare! Damn all those shots! What the hell was in them anyways? The only thing she can remember is that they were blue and that there was definitely a skateboarding dog at one point.

So anyway, they all jump around to the music, which has some kind of deep, grinding guitar beat that makes everything okay, even almost dry-humping Barney.

Especially dry-humping Barney.

They're all a little bit over-excitable - and who cares about the consequences - like waking Ted, or your ex remembering that you tried dry-humping him while fantasising about another girl?

So when Zoey tells her to dance on the oven, it seems like the most sensible thing Robin's done all night.

"Make out with Zoey!" Barney demands, as the others chant for her to get up on the god damn oven. He's definitely going to remember this.

"What's this music?" Robin shouts to make herself heard, using the oven door as a step up.

"It's Kiss!" Zoey replies. "They're awesome, right?"

"Kiss are awesome!" Robin agrees, as Barney grabs her arm to steady her so she doesn't fall and break her neck or something. His hand is warm. Really warm. She wonders if she should lean on him a little more and "accidentally" fall into his arms, see if she can get another kind of kiss...?

But then she feels something crunch under her boot heel and, for some reason, the sight of the oven door lying flat on the floor is the funniest thing any of them have ever seen.

Robin laughs until she feels sick. And unfortunately that's pretty much all she remembers of that night.