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A is for Apocalypse

"Minniieeee!"

"Albus, how many times do I have to tell you not to call me that?"

"But you responded to me."

"That's hardly the point, Albus."

"Then what is your point?"

"Don't rile up my Scottish temper if you don't want my wand point up your..."

"The apocalypse is coming."

"Beg pardon?"

"The apocalypse."

"And just what, in Merlin's name, is an apocalypse?"

"It's the end of the WORLD!"

"Very dramatic. What happened, Headmaster?"

"Dobby stole my socks."

"Bless him."

"My lemon-drop patterned socks!"

"That's an apocalypse, surely."

"I know."

"I'll be sure to thank Dobby."

"Don't you dare, Minerva.