Rei shrugs (Yes she changed her name, damn her she said she wouldn't…) "Yeah…It's crack…Stupid insomnia…"
Naruto grumbled as he washed the dishes, "Stupid Sasuke-teme, Sakura-chan, Yugito-chan and Hinata-chan ganging up on me."
"Oh shut up dobe." Sasuke said from behind him, playing with a fluffy white kitten, "Or I'll sick Sassy on you." Naruto twitched.
"Stupid clan restoration acts…Stupid me…Why the hell is Sasuke in my Harem anyway."
"Because you turned me into a girl."
"…Right, forgot for a second."
Naruto finished the last dish and sighed in relief, "Yay." He murmured.
"Naruto-kun? Could you pick up your old orange jumpsuit, it's hurting Kyuubi-chan." Yuugito poked her head through the kitchen door.
Naruto snorted and stepped over Sasuke's kitten to go into the front room where screaming could be heard.
"OH GODS ABOVE! THE UNHOLY COLOR BURNS WORSE THAN THE FIRE OF HELL!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!" Kyuubi was screaming, rolling on the floor as Naruto's orange jumpsuit attempted to eat the couch.
"Throw i-it away N-naruto-kun." Hinata stuttered, hiding behind a chair.
Naruto sighed and scooped it up, "Run Naruto…Fetch Naruto…" He tossed it into the garbage can, "Stop massacring the villagers Naruto…No pens do not have sex in order to reproduce Naruto…"
"SHUT UP NARUTO!" Yelled all the females in the house (even the cat)
….This was funnier in my head…
