Severus Snape- By: Sirius Black

"Your beautiful name is Severus Snape

You have the features of a hairless ape

All those of Gryffindore think you are a sinner

I'm proud cuz I filled your socks with Kraft Dinner

Your only friend is named hairy bob

You got me fired from my job

But still I say your perfect, though an ugly man

And I'd appreciate it if you'd get a tan

I'd be sad if you died

Why when I walk by you run and hide?

You'd pass out running around a track

But know you'll always have a friend named Sirius Black"