Once upon a time, there was a girl who ate fire. Then, she died.

The class erupted in unabashed laughter.

Then they died too.

Fatty laughed.

He died.

McPenus laughed.

She died.

Your mom laughed.

She didn't die.

She made a pact with the devil so she lived. Instead, she got you.

Ahhhh, I just kid your mom who made a demon baby.

Signed,

Your's truly,

Most sincerely,

From the bottom of my tender bossums,

Yugioh Monster.

"….No…. it can't be…." A sudden thrill zipped through Naruto's veins like a sickle. He trusted him… he gave him room… he gave him hope… but now... how could he?… "No… NOOO!" He threw back his head in agony and turned around to face HIM. "It's time… to du-du-du-duduuuueeeeeellllll!"

"You dare challenge me?"

"I dare challenge you!"

"Your mother goes to college!"

Gasp, "How dare you?"

"How dare I? How dare I? How dare Youuuuuuuuuuu! soldier boy I watch you roll watch you pull na-ru-tooo!"

Naruto look taken back. But he would never back down... he stared at his oponent, and with a voice that rang out with wonder, he began, "...I don't know who to trust, no surprise. Everyone feels so far away from me. Heavy thoughts sifting through dust and the lies. Trying not to break but I'm so tired of this deceit. Every time I try to make myself get back upon my feet all I ever think about is this, all the tiring time between, and how trying to put my trust in you just takes so much out of me. Take everything from the inside and throw it all away, 'Cause I swear for the last time I won't trust myself with you..."

His lips quivered... and his eyes shook... and slowly, but surely, his lips opened to form the words: "...I h8 you...tubers..."

The End.