A/N: This story is my attempt at a Legend of Zelda Truth or Dare fic. Rated K+, only using Twilight Princess and major characters from Ocarina of Time, Four Swords, and Phantom Hourglass (that's all I can remember, I'll introduce more characters- probably- after I read the comic books again). Reviewers- be nice! Anything naughty in reviews will be pointedly ignored. If you swear excessively, act naughty more than once, or just continually bug me with the same scenario, I will ignore all of your reviews. No, I will not allow two people to be locked in a closet (unless it's Wraith and Sheik). I will not repeat dares more than twice. If your Dare or Truth involves a character I have never heard of/don't remember, you will be PM'd and politely informed that I have no idea who the character is. No OC's are allowed. No swearing is allowed. No other Fandoms are allowed, I'm not going to go research something for one dare. Or any number of them. Forcing two guys or two girls to kiss IS allowed (just don't expect it to be too common). You may go to any extreme, including killing characters, torturing characters, reducing characters to tears, locking any one character to be locked in a closet for hours on end, and forcing them to spend any amount of time watching some stupid show that should never have been written. … Is that it? Hmm… I guess so. On to the chapter! Or… Prologue! *cue Batman theme*
"Okay, this chapter is short, as I am dependant upon the reviewers. So, please, send me some ideas!" Scar called out to the many people reading this story.
"Please! Have pity on us! If you don't send her some ideas, Scar will just find other things to post! Stupid, embarrassing things!" Wraith screamed.
"... Aren't you overdoing it a little bit?" Sheik asked.
"NO! YOU DON'T KNOW SCAR! SHE NEVER STOPS! EVER! SHE ONLY FINDS MORE AND MORE STUFF TO WRITE ABOUT! SHE'LL TORTURE US FOR PLEASURE! OR SELL US AS SLAVES! SHE'S A HORRIBLE SADIST!" Wraith shouted.
"Am not!" Scar retorted.
"ARE TOO!"
"... Yep. You're definitely being an overactive drama queen again." Sheik observed.
"Hey!" Wraith yelled, offended, and tackled Sheik.
"Help!" He yelled, trying to get away from Wraith, who was not-so-gently punching him.
Scar's response is to fall out of her chair laughing.
"Stop laughing and get me out of here!" Sheik snapped.
"Nope. Shadow Link, yes. You, no. That's Wraith's job, amd she's the one who's attacking you." Scar answered, gleeful and smug.
There was a loud crack. Then, "OW! I THINK YOU BROKE A COUPLE OF MY RIBS!"
Wraith stopped hitting Sheik. Sheik groaned.
"Are you quite finished now, Wraith?"
Wraith grinned. "Nope." She punched him in the face and was rewarded by a small crunch. "Now I'm done."
Sheik covered his nose. "Ow… Wraith, I think you broke my nose…"
"Oops. Um… Scar?" Wraith asked sheepishly.
"Yes, Wraith, I'll heal him." Scar snapped tiredly before healing Sheik in that odd way that only the author can. "Anyway, please review so you don't have to listen to ten chapters of this crap." She muttered.
"This is NOT crap! This is our LIFE!" Wraith shouted angrily.
"Fine. Go spend it making out with Sheik."Scar replied, grinning evilly.
"SCAR!" Wraith yelled, blushing fiercely.
Sheik glared at Scar silently, face red enough to make a fire truck envious.
"Why so silent? I strike a nerve?" Scar asked, grinning.
"... No. A glare is worth a thousand words."
"Will you please stop mangling quotes?" Scar snapped.
"Huh?" Sheik asked.
"Jeez. And you call Link clueless!" Scar muttered angrily.
"Huh? He does?" Younger OoT Link asked.
"Yes, he does." Scar hurried to assure him.
"Sheik, why would you do that?" He asked, getting anime tears.
"Hmm... Maybe because it's true?" Blue asked sarcastically.
"Okay, that is it! I am going home before you lot cause me to become permanently insane!" Scar yelled. Then she puffed out, leaving behind a plume of silver smoke.
"You mean someone can actually be more insane than she already is?" Wraith asked, sounding amused and amazed.
Scar puffed in angrily. "Hey! I heard that!" She yelled.
Anyway, please Read & Review!
A/N: Well, I was aiming for one thousand words. I'll have to stop now.
