Subterfuge
A/N: ZaDr - If you do not want then gee tee f oh.
Idly somewhere within Zim's undercover base Gir entertained himself with a tube of ruby red lipstick and a plush moose. Carefully Gir applied the moose's lipstick for its big night – a date with a taco currently cooking in the oven. If only Gir knew how to turn on the oven.
Suddenly a figure arose from the toilet, his face stern and serious. Zim was in his clever human disguise.
"Gir!" he said point at the green dog who without hesitation dropped his play things and stood at attention.
"Yes master!"
Zim with a ting of doubt that Gir would follow his commands or even listen went on speaking.
"I have an ingenious plan to destroy our worst enemy out of all of these filthy humans!" Zim said with attention on the words 'ingenious' and 'humans'.
Gir slouched down slightly, nodded a few too many times and let his tongue stick out.
"YES! This plan is so ingenious that if I told you Gir you should self-destruct!"
"Yay!" Gir screamed while waving his arms in the air.
A thought crossed Zim's mind that perhaps if Gir did self-destruct it could have positive effects.
"It is a human saying to 'keep friends close and enemies closer'." Zim quoted the famous saying by Mobutu, ruler of Zaire.
"I shall become… 'Close' with the Dib." Zim's eyes narrowed at the mere thought of such repugnance but at this point, he was willing to try anything.
