I do not own the Crocodile Hunter, Terri, or the Phantom of the Opera.

If Steve/Crocodile Hunter is speaking, the print will be like this.

If Terri is speaking, the font will be like this.

Hi! I'm Steve Irwin and I will take you into the most dangerous hide outs in France! Our first stop today is the Opera House. Look at this place! It is the natural habitat of the dangerous Phantom! C'mon, let's go! First, I will take you to the room where he was first discovered by a lass named Christine Daae.

Now here is her dressing room. Maybe we can catch the Phantom in his natural habitat. While we are waiting, I think we should inform you about this beast of the wild. Take it away, Terri!

Thanks, Steve! Now, the Phantom, or the Homo Erikus, is known for his brilliance. He is believed to be even smarter than a dolphin. Unfortunately, he is a rare species that is endangered. In fact, the one we are searching for is the only one alive! He has many weapons, including a ropelike weapon called the Punjab, a voice that makes him known as a Siren, and many other amazing features.

Crikey! The mirror moved! This must have been an invention of that little bugger! Ah, I believe this leads to the fifth cellar where he is rumored to have his nest! Let's go take a look.

An hour later…

Crikey! Look what the little devil built! It is a house much like one a human would make. You see, the Homo Erikus is known for his human like qualities and is believed to be related to humans in some way. The name Phantom is a nickname because he was misunderstood and believed to be a ghost. And there he is! Look at the bugger! His face seems to be in a mask, and he is in all black. Ah! He is angry! Look at his defense mechanism go to work! The rope is flying towards me! Ah, the beast thinks he can get me! Well, I know to keep my hand at the level of my eyes, don't I?

Oh bugger, too late! He has a very tight grip I now know. He seems to be suffocating me! I don't need a medical team – he'll let me go. Hey, Homo Erikus! Let me go! I think I'm going to-

I am very sorry to say this program is cancelled permanently. Gotta run and hold my baby over hungry crocs!

Author's Note: A brain doodle of mine in honor of the Crocodile Hunter, who has died. If you don't know he was, he was an Australian celebrity who was known for wrestling with dangerous creatures such as crocodiles, sharks, and poisonous snakes. By a turn of bad luck, he died because a sting ray managed to put a hole in his heart with his poison barb tale. Rest in peace.

PS – For those of you who saw the word moron, it was not referring specifically to him. He is a moron for the way he died. He pulled the stinger out, making him bleed. I didn't think that I would offend that many people!