Toonses the Driving Cat!
by Mariye
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Disclaimer: Its been a while since I did a silly fic! So, since this is my 100th story, I decided to give you all a short little cute story to enjoy! I don't own FF8 or Toonses. (I love Toonses though, Mr. Bill too! What? All of you never heard of Toonses or Mr. Bill? ... Man, I feel old now, and I'm only 18!)
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{singing}
Uh oh!
Look out!
What's that?
He's Toonses!
Toonses?
Toonses the Driving Cat.
[Little jingle sound]
Today's Episode:
Toonses visits Balamb Garden
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"Weee! Yay Toonses!"
Squall came up on the lift to the cockpit of Balamb Garden. He saw Selphie and Irvine standing in front of the steering contraption.
"Man, like, you are so smart!"
"I know this may sound stupid, but where's Nida?" Squall asked as he looked around trying to see who was driving.
"Huh? Oh, Nida felt sick. Quistis took him down to see Dr. Kadowaki. She asked me and Irvy to watch up here!"
"Actually, she told you, but she meant me too." Irvine said.
"Okay, so then who's driving?" Squall said, trying to peer around Irvine and Selphie.
"Selphie's new pet, Toonses!" Irvine and Selphie stepped out of the way so Squall could see the little grey tabby perched on a phone book, driving the Garden.
"Toonses?" Squall stepped back in shock. "Let me get this straight, a cat is driving our Garden?"
"Oh, but don't worry, he's really smart!" Selphei said. "Besides, at the adoption center they said his previous owners let him drive all the time."
"What happened to his previous owners?" Squall asked, slowly moving back toward the lift.
"Some kind of car accident. Wow! Look at him negotiate turns! He's a better driver than Zell!" Irvine said as Toonses turned the Garden.
"Car accident?" Squall grabbed ahold of one of the railings.
"Um, Toonses? Should we be going up such a steep hill?" Selphie asked as the Garden climbed higher and higher.
"Relax Sefie, he knows what he's doing." Irvine said as he watched the Garden start to increase speed.
~Why does that worry me?~ Squall thought as he ran for the lift and started pushing the buttons to make it go down.
"TOONSES! WATCH OUT FOR THAT CLIFF!" Selphie said, while jumping up and down and pointing straight ahead of them.
"Aaaaaaa!" Selphie, Irvine, and Toonses put their hands up towards their faces as the Garden flew off the cliff, rolled over five times, then exploded in a fireball.
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Next time, on Toonses the Driving Cat...
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Quistis stood next to Zell in the cockpit of the Ragnarok.
"Its a shame what happened to everyone and Garden."
"I know, I wonder how Selphie's pet cat survived though." Zell said as he scratched his head.
"Its a miracle. Should he really be driving the Ragnarok though, so soon after the accident? He may still have after effects from the explosion."
"Relax Quistis, he's fine. Besides, look what a great job he's doing..."
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[the end]
