Akamaru's Forbidden Froggy Love

I do not own Naruto.

Akamaru had just finished eating some bacon he had found lying on the ground when he saw a pig run by at a fast pace.
The pig reminded him of how good the bacon had tasted and made him want some more so he began to chase after the frightened pig. He ran and ran until finally the pig ran into a huge grass valley. The pig stopped and Akamaru stopped as well, surprised by the pig's sudden hault. It wasn't long before he realized what had stopped the pig in its' tracks, in front of him sat a giant, crimson frog.

It was love at first sight.

Akamaru immediately noticed how attractive the frog was, with its cute mouth and big, round yellow eyes. He forgot all about the pig and gazed at the frog with eyes full of love, and the frog did the same to him. After a minute or two or gazing at eachother, both Akamaru and the frog walked toward eachother.

"Hello, handsome. I am Gamabunta, the frog," said the frog, now known as Gamabunta.
"Bark bark, Akamaru," replied Akamaru shyly.

After that, they hung out everyday and soon became best friends. It had been three weeks since they had met, when Akamaru finally reached out and licked (kissed) Gamabunta. The handsome frog didn't hesitate to kiss Akamaru back and that is when they really crossed the line between 'best friends' and 'soulmates'.

A few days later, Gamabunta asked Akamaru to go to his family reunion with him. Akamaru heartily agreed and spent the next two days grooming himself so he'd look his best for Gamabunta's relatives.

On the day of the reunion, Gamabunta picked up Akamaru and allowed him to ride on his back. A few minutes later they arrived at the Bunta Frog estate, where they were greeted happily.. until Akamaru was sighted.

"Hello, Gama. You've grown so much. Who is this?" questioned Mama Bunta, Gamabunta's mother, as she pointed towards Akamaru, "A new pet"
"Mama, he is no pet. He's my boyfriend, Akamaru! Isn't he a cutie?" replied Gamabunta, chuckling as best a frog could. Akamaru smiled at the family. "...You're kidding,right dear? There is no way any frog would ever date a dog, totally preposterous! Anyway, bring your little pet inside and we'll feed you guys. I have been slavin' away all day by the swamp, catchin' fireflies! Your favorite!" Mama Bunta joyously exclaimed and the rest of the family nodded in unison, smiling and beckoning towards the lillypads that belonged to the Bunta clan.
"MAMA! He is my boyfriend! Not a pet! Why can't you understand! I love him!" "Either he goes, or you go!" screamed Mama Bunta, as her warm smile quickly became a look of hatred.
"Okay, bye Akamaru," said Gamabunta with no emotion at all, as he threw Akamaru back to the village.

After that, Akamaru mourned for a few days, until he saw the bacon he had originally yearned for and ate it.

THE END.