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The Tale of the Book
Killian Jones has just joined Facebook.
Comments:
Emma Swan: what are you up to, hook?
Killian Jones: how lovely of you to be the first one to welcome me, love. I'm quite flattered.
Ruby Red: OMG, it's him! ;)
Emma Swan: not the right time, Red
Ruby Red: It's Captain Hook! :D
Killian Jones: It seems that I have a new fan. Jealous, Emma?
Killian Jones: There's always room for a beautiful lass like you.
Emma Swan: not happening
:Prince Charming, Snow White, and 4 others like this.
Snow White: we'd be fine without the extra mouth to feed, hook.
Killian Jones: I'd much prefer if Emma fed me instead. ;D
Emma Swan: god, when I find you...
Killian Jones: I can only imagine what lustful things could happen. I'll be waiting, Ms. Swan. :)
o
Mr. Gold and Belle are now in a relationship.
Comments:
Ruby Red: I knew it would happen at some point or another!
:Emma Swan, Snow White, and 28 others like this.
Grumpy: I give it one week.
Killian Jones: spectacular, now all I need to do is find you two...
Mr. Gold: Back off, pirate.
Killian Jones: make me, crocodile.
Mr. Gold: Oh, I'll make you alright.
Belle: Rumpel, what did I tell you earlier!?
Mr. Gold: that you loved me with all your heart
Belle: no. I said for you to stop arguing with Captain Hook
Killian Jones: you should listen to the lass, Rumpelstiltskin. it'd be much easier if you just let your guard down so I could swoop in and ruin you. ;)
Emma Swan: stop threatening people, Hook. I've got my eye on you.
Killian Jones: only one? I thought I'd never be worthy of your gorgeous stare, love.
Emma Swan: seriously, I've never met anyone more
Killian Jones: handsome? tempting? utterly undeniable?
Emma Swan: annoying.
Mr. Gold: will you two stop littering your comments all over my wall?
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Aurora and Mulan have joined Facebook.
Aurora and Mulan are now friends.
Mulan BRB TTYL GTG WTF what do all these mean?
Comments:
Ruby Red: be right back, talk to you later, got to go, what the fuck
Ruby Red: are you learning how to text?
Ruby Red: ...mulan? :o
Mulan: ...
Mulan: this is not worth my time
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Instant Messaging
Prince Charming I'm going to catch you and send you to prison
Prince Charming just wait til I find you
Snow White and why on earth would you want to do THAT?
Prince Charming sorry, hun. I meant to send that to Hook.
Snow White like I couldn't tell.
Snow White you're eating dinner alone tonight
Prince Charming ;(
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Henry Mills has just joined Facebook.
Comments:
Regina Mills: Henry!
Emma Swan: henry, what are you doing here?!
Killian Jones and 3 others like this.
Henry Mills: you said that I couldn't join Facebook, so I got Captain Hook to make me an account.
Prince Charming: you SPOKE to him!? where'd he go?
Mr. Gold likes this.
Henry Mills: umm...I just saw him at the docks.
Prince Charming: I'll get you.
Killian Jones: woops, sorry mate. gtg
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Instant Messaging
Emma Swan has anyone see Charming lately?
Snow White he's looking for Hook.
Emma Swan did he catch him?
Snow White not yet. that bitch of a pirate is harder to find than we thought.
Prince Charming I bet Regina had something to do with this.
Regina Mills you think I'm responsible for all the bad things in town, Charming.
Snow White there you are! how's the chase going?
Killian Jones if you're asking about the chase for Emma's heart, all is well. I think she's just hiding her true feelings from me.
Emma Swan I'm going to kill you, Hook.
Killian Jones you'll have to find me first, love.
o
Cora and Killian Jones are now friends.
Cora has anyone seen my daughter?
Cora I need to speak with her...
Cora in private..
Comments:
Regina Mills: Privacy is the last thing you'll get here, Mother.
Any thoughts? ;)
