Things I've learned from John Casey


I don't own Chuck et al.

I am open to improvement(s) and/or additions.

I begin with the postulation that the natural resting state for Casey is "No" and worked from there. And it requires more and more energy to shift him from that state. A parabolic curve if you will.


Grunt Number; Cause – Stupid question asked;

1. No. - Casey, do you like me?

2. Hell, No. - Casey, can I borrow the Crown Vic?

3. Amused No. - Casey, do you think Sarah…..(no point in going further, thats as far as he lets me get)

4. (Sarcastically) Amused No. - Casey, can you turn the surveillance off in my bedroom for the next half hour?

5. (Neutral) yes. - Good job with the Beast Master sales there, John.

6. Oh, alright. (small yes). - Well done, Colonel Casey.

7. Definitely. - Casey, the Crown Vic looks…shiny.

8. Oh, hell Yes. - Impossible condition. Energy required approaching infinite.


A.N. It is apparent that the upper end of Casey's reactions cease to be questions. One of life's little mysteries.