The Solution
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece.
Sanji knew he had a problem, one that may even get him killed one day. He could never hit a woman. His principles and upbringing forbade him to. Women were not to be underestimated. He knew that especially after "fighting" Kalifa. Fight? Yeah right! More like him getting his ass kicked when he's supposed to be the one doing the ass kicking. Fortunately, Sanji has a solution. One that would help him overcome his weakness, but at the same time won't compromise his principles.
And the very next day, Sanji had the chance to prove himself.
The Straw-Hat pirates arrived at Amazon Lily. "Hey, Everyone we've arrived. Drop the anchor!" ordered the navigator. As soon as the Straw Hats set foot on the island, a shout was heard! "FILTHY MEN! GET OFF OUR ISLAND!" A group of women carrying an assortment of weapons (bows, spears, etc.) came charging out of the forest.
"Let me handle this."
"I don't think your flirting can get us out of this one, not that it ever solved anything." snorted the swordsman.
"Zoro's right. They look pretty mad, let's just leave." agreed a trembling long-nosed sniper.
"Shut up. We're fighting."
"We're. You mean us right? Because you can't kick-"
Before Zoro could get another word out, women went flying left and right, courtesy of Sanji's kicks.
"WHAT THE HELL?"
"As long as I don't touch their skin, it doesn't count as hitting them."
"If that's the case then, EVERYONE STRIP! SHOW THESE FILTH THE RADIANCE OF OUR BODIES!" shouted Boa Hancock. "
"Yes, your highness!"
The clothes started coming off.
"This is nothing. This won't stop me!" shouted Sanji blood dribbling from his nose as he continued to kick the women.
While Sanji was fighting, the rest of the Straw Hats stood shell shocked at the sight in front of them. Except one⦠PANTIES. PANTIES! "I CAN SEE YOUR PANTIES! YOURS TOO! PANTIES! Brook ran around throwing a bunch of lingerie in the air. I'M SO HAPPY I COULD DIE! THOUGH, I'M ALREADY DEAD!
Soon all the Kuja Pirates, including Boa Hancock had her clothes off. Sanji not being able to take anymore had a MASSIVE nose bleed and died.
Boa Hancock: I don't get it, he was wearing shoes. He could have hit us even if when were naked .Because technically, only his shoes would touch our skin.
Nami: Because men are idiots.
AN: I realize I should probably update my other stories. But I felt like posting this. I'm not sure if people at Amazon Lily actually hate men but let's just say they do for this story. I don't think men are idiots.
