The following is a crack Fic which in no way represents my awesomeness at writing , nor my opinions. It is not to be insulting, or to insinuate I hate Outan Fanfics, because I love them.
Disclaimer: I in no way own Ouran, because if I did... Let's say it just might hit the x rating
I can't believe my shitty parents are sending me to a different country so I can spend my high school years slacking off and partying! They're, like ruining my life.
On my bed Yuki is sobbing. For some reason, even though she's American, her name is Japanese. Oh well.
She looks up at me, her huge blue eye glistening. Shes pretty, and really nice, so everyone treats her like she's two. And her past is super sad...
Flashback
"Mommy!" a little girl said, her rag like clothes nearly falling of her tiny body, I made you lunch. "Shut up you whore! The mom screamed then sucker punched the kid."
Flashback over
Suddenly eerily time skipping I was on a plane, listening to paramore, like a fucking badass, and making a penguin out of barf bags. Also this dude was checking me out, though I couldn't figure out why.
It might have had a perfect body, gorgeous hair and perfect skin, but i was ugly as Elmo, as I had been told by my brother many times.
Another random skip and I'm walking up to my new school. Of course since I'm better than everyone else and think I'm a fucking Cullen ( authors note BEACHES, so like LOL YESTERDAY my cus came over, funny story, that girl iz a crazy BITCH. And we watch Twilight, and we was like freakin!) so I blatantly ( authors note; gosh I'm so SM-art) refuse to wear that ugly ball of yellow shit.
So I make a face at the Barbie castle, silently wish my parents to hell, and kick open the door. (author note; 2 lazy 2 detail shit lol) I spit on the teacher, and all the guys stared at me, And the gurls was like bitch glarin. Then the doors got kicked open, and there was Yukki and Shananay, my other friend who I blatantly didn't mention.
And they were like, "Guess what gay nigga," ( because that's what all people call their straight white friends), were transferring to ur school!"
Of course since it was perfectly okay for people to have their friends move to a foreign country, and then their parents let them just move after them, no one was surprised. So we sat with this dude who was obviously a gurl, and these creepy incest twins.
Then we went to out advanced classes because we were geniuses, and somehow ended up at the third music room, and shanaynay kicked open the door, and I was like Ahh and flower petals blew into my face.
Then Shay got out her machine gun, because she was actually a mafia princess, and started blowing people's heads of, only this hot raven haired fur with glasses caught the bullet between his teeth. Then he bit me, and he was a vampire! I saw Yuki fall into the guy, Hikaru, and he smirked, and Shanaynay started fighting a blonde midget, then it went black.

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