Hey everybody! I have been reading so many fan fictions with Sakura constantly pushing Rock Lee away because his awful haircut! I mean it is bad, but I have finally decided to do something about it!! Heheheheh!!
Sakura stared out of the window, she was bored. Ever since Sasuke had come back after killing his brother AND Orochimaru, the list of things to do had gone down. She was no longer able to walk out of Konoha and just pound out all her frustrations on bad guys, (and the crap outa them!) When Sasuke had returned, he had come back looking even hotter, and she realized that she still loved him. Sakura herself had changed, instead of being a stick, she now had long legs that went on for ever, hips that drove men wild and a rack that made 'em drool! Her flowing pink hair was still short, but its colour seemed to have got brighter, and her eyes resembled a sleek cats'. However, all that and she still loved Uchiha.
Suddenly a scroll came and hit her on the head. "Damn owls! Today is Sunday!" She opened it.
Kakashi and Gai senses team meet at the bridge
4:00
Sakura looked at the clock, "aaah" she screeched, it was 4! She jumped out the window and ran. "Stupid buggering Owl, it couldn't have arrived five minutes earlier? Did they not have another Owl? What? They can spare enough to send Potter about 100 fast Owls, but not one for me?"
She arrived at the bridge panting. The rest were already there, "aaah…..I got lost on the road of life? Hehe"
"Oh my beloved Cherry blossom, take with with you next time…I beg of you" Shouted Lee.
"Oi bushy brows, she doesn't like you, get that through your head" yelled Naruto shaking his fist. Lee's chest puffed up, but suddenly he saw something, "aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" he squealed "snaaaaaaaaaaake"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Lee, stop screaming its harmless" said Sakura Lee scratched his head, "umm Sakura, that wasn't me, it was Neji"
Everybody stopped and stared at Neji. "What?" he said, "They give me the heebie jeebies"
"Sakura please go out with me……….please" Lee begged.
Sakura sighed, "oh alright, I'm so bored anyway, but on one condition."
"Yes, yes, anything" Lee cried, tears of joys streaming down his face.
Sakura gave an evil laugh, she grabbed Lees arm and dragged him of to her house calling over her shoulder; "We will be back soon, just wait here okay, it's not like Kakashi sensei will mind!" She sped him to her house and up into her bedroom. Sakura threw him into a wheelie chair and rummaged around under her bed for a box, she came up opened it and pulled out a pair of handcuffs, Rock Lees eyes pooped, "s-s-s-Sakura wha-t". She shushed him and cuffed him down, and then she got out a pair of scissors. Snip snip. Lee's eyes widened in horror, "no, no, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah"
Meanwhile…………………………..
Sasuke paced up and down the bridge, while Neji and Tenten watched. "He could be tying her up and having his wicked way with her, he could be making her feel his hair shudder and smooth down his eyebrows shudder shudder" cried Naruto (he was quite beside himself, and it wasn't helping Sasuke)
Inside Sasuke's teenie weenie peni-brain (woopsie)
Inside the deep dark peni-mind of Sasuke Uchiha, things were wiggling around wanting to make babi-I mean wanting to make Sasuke see the truth: HE was JELEOUS, his wonderfully genius brain realized that this meant he must have feeling for Le-Sakura (oops) This meant… he wanted to have wild passionate raw sex with her. And that he loved her. All he could see was pink hair-wait there she was, and who was THAT?
There was Sakura, holding the hand of a HOT guy. "Wow! That is a some hot piece of ass Sakura" yelled Tenten, Neji glared at her, she shruuged. "So you like what I have done with him?" asked Sakura, "Well actually I meant you, but yeah" she replied, Neji glared. Tenten sighed; "Look Neji, the whole glaring thing isn't really working I mean Its hard tell if your actually glaring or not, I think you should get some Irises, not having them must be doing something to your social life!."
"Everybody" announced Sakura, "I would like you to meet ROCK LEE!" About a thousands fan girls ran up to Lee screaming.
Sakura sighed, "I am a genius" Sasuke was furious he walked up to Sakura and………………………………..
And that is the end of this chapter!! U like? question-my friend has just been really wierd, she wants me to write a lemon in this strory! So...who shall it be with?
hehehehehe!!
