Sherlock

–Texts from Irene Adler are a sincere but desperate form of flattery.

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

Till the next time, .

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

Good Morning .

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

Feeling better?

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

I'm fine since you didn't ask.

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

Bored in a hotel. Join me. Let's have dinner.

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

John's blog is HILARIOUS. I think he likes you more than I do. Let's have dinner.

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

I can see TowerBridge and the moon from my room. Work out where I am and join me.

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

I saw you on the street today. You didn't see me.

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

You do know that hat actually suits you, don't you?.

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

Oh for God's sake. Let's have dinner.

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

I like your funny hat.

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

I'm sad tonight. Let's have dinner.

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

You look sexy on CrimeWatch.

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

Even you have to eat. Let's have dinner.

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

BBC1 right now. You'll laugh.

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

I'm in Egypt talking to an idiot. Get on a plane, let's have dinner.

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

I'm not hungry. Let's have dinner.

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

I'm thinking of sending you a Christmas present.

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

Mantelpiece

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

I'm not dead. Let's have dinner.

To: Sherlock-baby

From:The Woman

Goodbye

To: The Woman

From:Sherlock-baby

Happy New Year. SH