Banished Shinobi

Summary: Kaguya got the final laugh on Naruto, banishing him through space and time till he arrived at a forest outside Kuoh. How will Naruto survive in the world of the supernatural, when he arrived as weak as a Genin? Devil-Naruto, No slash/yaoi, NarutoxRias, IsseiHarem.

Chapter One:
Arrival

Naruto woke up in a clearing in a forest, and the first thing he noticed, one he was still alive judging by the pain he is in, and two, how pitiful his chakra reserves are. Forcing himself up onto his feet, his entire body burning in protest, Naruto took a look around, and decided he was definitely lost, he recognized nothing. 'Kurama? You there?'

'Where else would I be?' came the sarcastic reply, although Naruto noticed how tired the fox sounded.

'What happened?'

'How much do you remember?' Naruto began to think back, he and Sasuke had just defeated Kaguya, and then nothing.'You got unlucky, in a last ditch effort to break the cycle of Indra's and Asura's reincarnation, Kaguya used a technique similar to the summoning jutsu, but instead of summoning you, she catapulted you through space and time.' Naruto dropped to his knee's, dumbstruck.

'S-so what's happened, where am I?'

'Where I do not know, but I got something to tell you, as you travelled through space and time, your body was ripped apart. Long story short, as we re-appeared in the material universe again, I lost most of my chakra keeping you alive, and the rest I used to reconstruct your body, however there is a positive and downside to this. Positive, I gave you more Tenketsu, allowing you easier control, downside, your body is essentially reborn, and like a baby, you have next to no Chakra again, but being a Uzumaki and Jinchuuriki, plus your improved Chakra system, your already at the reserves of an average academy graduate.'

Naruto just fell over, shock written all over his face, not only was he so impossibly far from his home for a return to be possible, he was basically defenceless in a unknown environment.

'DON'T YOU DARE START MOPING NOW BRAT!' Roared Kurama 'I did not nearly kill myself keeping you alive so you could mope, first thing you to need to do, find some clothes, and figure out what sort of environment we are in, can you do that while I rest?' Kurama's voice softened and Naruto could hear the tiredness in his voice, and immediately his will to never give up came back, no matter what, he still had Kurama with him and he must protect him, he was used as a weapon in the past, and he promised he will never let that happened again.

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Naruto was currently walking around a human town, after climbing a tree to choose a direction to go in, and taking some spare clothes and shoes out of a backyard near the edge of said town, he began to wonder around. Thankfully it appeared the language spoken here was almost identical to the one spoken back home, weird, but Naruto was just thanking his luck that something was going right today.

Noticing a building with a public library sign, he headed in that direction, hoping to find some information.

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After looking in some books, and asking a librarian a question, she answered, but showed him how to use a public computer and something called google, it apparently could answer nearly every question, and so far did not disappoint. He managed to find out he was in a town called Kuoh, in Japan, in Asia on a planet called Earth in the Sols Solar system. While the local information was interesting, the rest was fairly useless for now. But learning a bit how on to blend in, Naruto was currently thinking about how to best blend in completely, he was trying to remember what he was taught regarding undercover missions, which was little since Jinchuuriki rarely get those type of missions.

'Brat your thinking is waking me up, find out some documents and forge them so you are registered as a citizen of this country and town, and then enrol into a high school.' Naruto immediately grimaced, not liking the idea of School. 'You need to learn more about this country, that on top of your age, its the most ideal plan to go undercover, so stop being a baka, look up the documents you need to forge, and let me rest.' Naruto just sighed, he wasn't going to argue, one he wanted Kurama to rest, and two, he could not argue those points. He quickly began to do as he was told.

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It has been a week since Naruto arrived in Kuoh, since then he has forged the documents for an orphan named Naruto Uzumaki, and a few adult aliases, as well as stealing some money, which he immediately gambled into a small fortune at casino's using henge to take his Adult aliases forms, and bought a House on the outskirts of the town, next to the forest he arrived at. Not wanting to attract to much attention, or work a job, he always won just enough to finance his house originally and keep a few months worth of expenses in his bank account.

Naruto had to admit, while he had yet to find anything individually powerful such a chakra empowered shinobi, the sheer power and versatility of the technology of this world was a marvel. He just discovered online poker, which he will use in the future to ensure his funding, already setting up various accounts under various names.

His home was nothing special, sparsely furnished with everything he needed, but no real personal touches yet, it had a master bedroom and bathroom combination upstairs, as well as two guest rooms and a bathroom and a study. Downstairs was a kitchen, dining room, lounge, launderette and toilet. His garden was just plain and all grass besides a path leading from his back door to a gate connected to a driveway. High fences provided a block from nosey neighbours.

He also enrolled at Kuoh Academy, and while admittedly cheating to get into, Kurama pointed out the better the school, the better the education and undercover possibilities. So while the thought made him cringe he knew a lot of studying was in his future to catch up. He was placed into the second year, due to his age and apparent knowledge.

One thing he was happy with, during his last moment in the elemental nations, he and Kurama apparently sealed Jiraiya's master scroll containing lots of techniques Jiraiya knew as well and how to learn Fuinjutsu, but also the Shodiame's Necklace and his Sage coat made for him the the toads into Kurama. Due to Kurama and the seal being chakra constructs, they wasn't destroyed.

One thing he was ecstatic about, they had RAMEN! Kurama immediately dampened his spirits by pointing out, while grown, his body was still similar to a newborns and needed proper nutrition, so he could not have much, but thank Kami for take out food and restaurants, Naruto could not cook much, or well.

Naruto was currently in the middle of the forest, in the spot he woke up at, training his Chakra control in the form of the Tree Walking Exercise. While he learned it within half an hour due to his improved control and past knowledge, he was pushing himself to make his reserves grow. He wasn't going to start practising anything else beyond control techniques till his reserves we're at least Chuunin level. Most of his personal techniques were chakra heavy, and he needed to learn fuinjutsu to seal off the area to remain undetected.

When his body was too low on chakra, he then pushed himself through physical exercises, his body as soft and weak as a newborns, it will take weeks if not months of hard work to get the body of a shinobi again. However he was glad, this fresh chance gave him an opportunity to undo all the mistakes of his previous training, to truly make his body and muscle memory perfect for a shinobi.

Jumping from the tree due to his chakra nearly running out and landing quietly, although still to loud for a shinobi, he began to move into his Taijutsu katas, which stretched his muscles before moving on with his training, all the will wondering how his first day of school will go tomorrow.

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Naruto arrived at Kuoh Academy decked out in his school uniform, which he hated to put on, as the idea of a school uniform was foreign to him, plus no orange. However he didn't want to be nagged at by Kurama to fit in. Looking at the schedule in his hand, he realised he had to go to the principals office first, apparently for a tour of the school grounds, then he will have a lunch break, and classes in the second half of the day.

Looking up and around to look at his fellow students, he noticed two things. One, there was a higher ratio of girls than boys, which makes sense as 2 years ago it was an all girls school. And most of the girls could at worse be called plain, with the majority being cute, and the rest just gorgeous. Thinking that maybe this school wont be so bad with such eye candy, he began his search for the principals office.

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After a tour of the ground and a quick lunch of some instant ramen cooked and sealed for freshness into a bento. Kurama would not be stopping him from enjoying the godly goodness of ramen all the time, a task which the fox quickly gave up on, recognising Naruto's stubbornness appearing at the embargo of his favourite food completely. He was currently stood outside his apparent classroom waiting to be called in by the teacher.

His thoughts of the ground was that it was beautiful and shows off the prestige of the school with it's foreign design. Beyond that he really didn't care for its appearance, architecture was something he only had an interest in when it came to blowing up said buildings. Speaking of which he spotted half a dozen structurally weak points, not that he planned to do such a thing, just practice. Also dozens of prank spots, although being undercover means he has to do them without being caught at all, a challenge he will gladly accept, he just needs to wait a little so he is not the new guy in school.

Hearing a call from the teacher to come in and introduce himself, Naruto looked around, noticed his teacher was very non-descriptive and average looking male, and began his introduction while looking at his classmates.

"Hey my name is Naruto Uzumaki, I like Ramen, the colour Orange and making new friends, I dislike vegetables, bullies and people who don't like Ramen." Naruto said waving with a big grin on his face. Most of the class reacted like most people in life who heard his ramen obsession, massive sweat drop. Although many began wondering and whispering about his blonde hair and whisker marks, words he all heard, and some wondering if he was some sort of bad boy with blushes on their faces. Naruto decided to try and avoid those people, he didn't want to get a negative reputation on his first day after all.

"Thank you Naruto, you can take a seat next to Issei." Said the teacher, pointing to a empty desk next to a brown haired boy.

Quickly, the class fell back into its normal routine, which to Naruto's dread was currently maths. An audible thud and groan was heard from Naruto at that revelation which some in the glass giggled or chuckled at. Quickly taking out his workbooks and notepad, Naruto started to focus on the lesson. He tried and failed to ignore Kurama's snickering and promised vengeance!

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The next day at lunch Naruto chuckled watching the perverted trio from the roof being chased by the swimming club for peeking on them changing. Slurping some ramen he quickly decided Issei was like Jiraiya, a massive pervert, but a good heart, the other two are trash who always tried to get Issei to take the blame and beat him up when he refused, which usually ended up with all 3 of them getting caught. Naruto could not see any good qualities in the two of them. Perverted with specific fetishes and nothing else, giving up all other talents for the pursuit of perversion.

Naruto nearly laughed so hard he fell down when he saw them round a corner, jump into a bush and almost escape, their infighting of who was to blame for being caught peeping causing the swimming club to quickly find and then beat them.

Seeing the two others walk away, and Issei still in the bush, he quickly finished his ramen while walking downstairs and to Issei. While it probably was a bad idea to associate with a member of the perverted trio, he saw to much of Jiraiya in Issei, and he was homesick. Besides he could probably get back any reputation loss back by screwing over the other two, while teaching Issei some of Jiraiya's infamous peeping techniques he was taught, but never used.

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"Yo Issei." Called Naruto, walking over to the still groaning Issei holding his privates near the bush he and his friends tried to hide in. Issei looked up to see who called his name, either distaste or pain was on his face, Naruto couldn't tell.

"Hey, your that new kid, Naruto right?" Issei said, pain in his voice, but not wanting to be rude, or hold his junk in front of other guys, Issei got up the pain he suffered evident by his roughed up clothes. He must not have built up the perverted immunity to angry females yet mused Naruto.

"Sooo... why do you peep on girls?" Naruto asked, good as any conversation opener in his book. Issei quickly seemed to recover from his pain to praise boobies. Naruto was so shocked by his apparent instant recovery he lost most of what he said. Besides he was pretty sure Jiraiya has said similar things to him in the past.

"No, let me try it again, why do you peep with two idiots?" Issei stopped mid speech, looked quizzically at Naruto.

"What do you mean? They're my friends."

"Not from what I've seen, they hog the best spots, and are quick to throw you to the wolves, so to speak."

"You've been spying on us?" Issei said, feeling a bit violated, and wondering if these how the girls felt? Who cares, BOOBIES!

"Nah, was sat on the roof eating lunch, and well you cause quite a show." Issei just blushed from embarrassment.

"Well, still they're my friends, my only friends." Issei trailed off quietly at the end, but Naruto still heard him clearly.

"Well how about this, I can teach you some of my godfathers super secret peeping techniques, and you can show me around town?" Naruto was offering a branch to the boy, besides, he thought he might be the next super pervert even Jiraiya could be proud of. Perverted but with a good heart. He just lacks a good mentor.

"Wait you a per-hmm" Issei was quickly silenced by Naruto's hand, looking around if anybody saw him.

"No, my godfather was a self-proclaimed super pervert, he taught me all he know in the hopes I would continue his" Naruto motioned with his fingers on the next part, uncovering Issei's mouth. "Honoured Traditions". Issei was mix between apprehensive and eager. Won't be the first time he was tricked and pranked by a new guy to get in good with the girls.

"No trickery?" Issei said, trying to stare Naruto down, while normally a mild mannered boy, Super Secret Perverted Techniques, how the hell could he pass that up?

"Nah, meet me after school at 6 at the park near the mall, OK? Turn up or not, I will only wait 10 minutes, cya." Naruto then turned and left, he said what he needed, and he really wanted to avoid the reputation of a pervert.

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Naruto met Issei at the park, exchanged greetings and went to the food court part of the mall, the best place to relax in one place without being suspicious.

"Ok, first technique is simple observation." Issei began to open his mouth. "Without being caught. For example, to our left in line at McDonalds, those double D's barely contained in that shirt." Issei's head turned so fast Naruto was surprised he head didn't pop off. Naruto reached over the table to slap Issei up the head to get his attention. "Focus, the trick to this is to use the edges of your eyesight so look and well peep at the places you want, without staring and therefore being caught as a pervert. Just try it, focus on something else, while keeping your real target at the edge of your vision, its hard at first." Naruto said slurping down his orange soda, the perfect drink he discovered to be paired with Ramen. Seeing Issei eyes began to track and stare directly at some passing woman's tits, he slapped him again. "Every time you lose focus and stare directly, your getting slapped.

Naruto, while watching Issei and giving a slap every time he messed up, began to think of the real life battle applications of this technique. It helps spot enemies and incoming projectiles a lot easier, and stops you becoming tunnel envisioned on your target, which can be a death sentence. It's why Kakashi only taught Chidori to people who can overcome that weakness of it. So basically just Sasuke had an easy time of it after the Uchiha massacre.

While watching Issei 'train' Naruto was using the same technique to watch something called 'anime' played in front of a store near the food court, he had to be honest, it looks cool he might have to stop in there before going home.

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"Ok, you can practice that more in your own time, as your starting to get the hang of it. Now the last thing he will teach you today is how to stare and not be caught."

"Wait, doesn't that contradict what you just taught me?" Issei said, still rubbing his head from all the times he was slapped, thankfully not very hard.

"Good point, but no, sometimes your walking around like we are now, and there is a good target in front of you, you stare, she uses her womanly senses and turns around, what do you do?" Naruto asked, before taking a big slurp of his orange soda, seriously best drink ever!

"Look elsewhere?"

"Wrong, look her in the eye, and if you can pull it off, put a questioning look on her face, Looking elsewhere is always bad as they will almost always see you turn your head, and therefore be more suspicious of you." Naruto thought of mobile phone and how that can help. "If you got a phone, you could use that as the focus of the other technique and just move your eyes not your head."

"So how do I practice this? If I fail I get caught and beat up." Issei said, not wanting to get stomped any more today by angry females.

"Well this is something you must do on your own, and if you fail thats your punishment, Practise at school or whatever, and when I see you've mastered these techniques I will teach you more, so cya." Naruto turned away from Issei heading back to the anime store.

"Wait that's it! Practice and don't get beat up to much?"

"Yup and don't teach those other two idiots, I will know and wont tell you any more." Issei looked annoyed, but his inner pervert resolved his spirit, so after saying his goodbyes began to walk off to practice his techniques.

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Naruto was sat in a tree in Kuoh academy, his face buried in a manga similar to Kakashi and his Icha Icha. Naruto quickly fell in love with anime/manga, and seeing as he could not train non stop due to his limited energy, started reading manga, it also helped they had some cool technique idea's he wanted to try and recreate. Hearing a commotion at the front gate, Naruto looked to see what was happening. And nearly fell out of his tree.

Issei was introducing a girl as his girlfriend and how they was going on a date tonight to anybody who would listen, which was just his two perverted friends who plain refused to believe him. See bad friends, Naruto mused to himself, but the girl had a weird energy signature, which to Naruto sent up red flags, deciding to skip tonight's training to watch over Issei, he got back into his book, confident nothing will happen in front of so many people.

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Naruto was bored, so far this date was so boringly normal he nearly fell asleep a dozen times. And now it was seemingly going to end with a good night kiss in a park, leaving Issei as nothing happened and nothing likely to happen, Naruto turned to leave.

Before a spike of energy made him turn around, and before his eyes, a rather cute schoolgirl, lost all her clothes, transformed into a smoking hot woman with black wings and a rather revealing leather outfit. Suppressing his energy, and moving closer, Naruto waited to see what would happen before reacting.

The winged woman, went on a mini rant about the boring date, see it was not just Naruto who thought so, but mentioned, very vaguely why she was going to kill Issei, and summoning a energy spear in her hand, Naruto decided to intervene. As the spear flew towards Issei Naruto sent a harsh kick to Issei's side sending him out of the way, Naruto was unfortunate to not get away scot free as he got a gash along his right leg, and then the spear exploded on the fountain behind him sending him flying away with shrapnel digging into his back.

"What's this? Some human trash getting in the way of my work? DIE!" rather stereotypical bag guy monologue Naruto mused, drowning out the pain, and moved to dodge. His leg, however had other plans and refused to move, and by the time he channelled chakra to his leg to get moving again, an energy spear pierced his gut, thankfully, this one did not explode, bit disappeared.

"Kurama, I need your energy." Naruto called out in his head.

"Not this time Naruto, I have not enough to help and all it will do is make her finish you off for good, just play dead and when she leaves I can heal you." Kurama knew Naruto would not be happy with his choice, but him and Naruto or a random pervert? Easy choice for Kurama.

Naruto could do nothing but watch in horror as a spear pierced Issei's gut, a few word from the winged woman before she flew off, words Naruto did not hear. Due to blood loss his vision and hearing was suffering. He did however see Issei reach out and a blood red circle originate from where his hand was.

From the circle, a beautiful red headed woman appeared, dressed in the Kuoh academy female uniform, one Rias Gremory, who in Naruto's opinion was the hottest girl in Kuoh, turns out he had a thing for redheads like his dad. Seeing Rias look at Issei then turn her attention to him, Naruto uttered out one last sentence before the darkness of unconsciousness claimed him.

"S-save... Is-Issei." Naruto groaned out, blood dribbling out of his mouth onto his chin.

AN: That's all for this chapter, as for what piece Naruto will be, it will be revealed in time, this story has no beta, but I do re-read it once or twice, and please review.