The Truth About Itachi Uchiha

One Halloween night, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, Jim Hawkins, the Belle Tire guy, the Michelin dude, the Pillsbury Dough Boy, and the Snuggle bear were all trick-or-treating. So far, Naruto has a Snickers bar, Sasuke had a sock, Sakura had a pack of Reeses cups, Jim had a half-eaten donught, the Belle Tire guy had a thong, the Michelin dude had a condem, Pillsbury Dough Boy had a feather, and Snuggles had a bottle of liquor.

They all came up to a run down mansion.

Naruto: Th-th-that's the house where Old Man Von Gloot used to live.

Snuggles: Aurthur Jenkins Von Gloot used to be the meanest dude who ever lived. They say that one time he, like, stepped on a flower!

All: GASP!!!!

Sasuke: That mansion is where my brother, Itachi, lives now.

All but Sasuke: GASP!!!!!

Sakura: Isn't that place haunted?

Sasuke: Yes, yes it is.

Dough Boy: They why does your brother live there?

Sasuke: Who are you?

Dough Boy: I'm the Pillsbury Dough Boy!

Sasuke: That one guy in those commercials with that gay laugh?

Dough Boy: That's me!

( lets out a gay laugh)

Everyone stares, then they jump him.

Dough Boy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! The insanity! What's wrong with you people!

(drops dead)

Sasuke: That's taken care of. I'm gonna go rob my brother of candy.

(walks off into the mansion and everyone follows, except for Pillsbury Dough Boy, still lying on the ground)

They get inside the mansion and the door closes on its own behind them. The Belle Tire Guy and Michelin dude begin to hold each other. Everyone sees a faint ghost of Itachi, then it disappears.

Naruto: OMG!

Sasuke: Itachi, I know you're there.

But Itachi was not there. Suddenly, the Belle Tire Guy and Michelin dude, in the middle of making out, disappear.

Naruto: OMG!

To be continued...