Past Issues
Disclaimer- I don't own KH.
Larxene gave Axel a glass of tea. "Do you remember your past life?"
Axel drank his tea. "No."
"Well, I wonder," Larxene said. "Your name. It's either Ale or Lea."
"I am male!" Axel said. "Not a stinkin' woman!"
"I wonder," Larxene said.
Larxene's twisted version of reality
Lea Sunstorm walked through the streets of Radiant Garden, admiring the plants. "what is there beyond this boring little town?" she said to herself.
Her friend, Myed Cascade stood with his back against the front of an old restaurant. "D'ya know what Ansem's doing in his lab?"
"I dunno," Lea said, tossing her scarlet hair. "He must be working on his Heartless experiment!"
"Heard it's interesting!" Myed said. "I hope it'll benefit our community!"
Axel's not-so warped reality, as in now!
Axel gazed at the Psycho girl called Larxene. "I am not a (censored) girl!" He stormed out of the room to his room. He locked himself in his bathroom, stripped, and turned on the water for a bath. He stepped into the bathtub and prepared to check himself for signs of girl-ness.
Meanwhile, Larxene stood outside Axel's door. "Did you lock yourself in there because you wanna know If I'm right, did you, Axel?"
Axel's slightly- ticked voice erupted from the room. "No, I'm checking myself for ticks!" he uttered sarcastically.
"Oh, come on, Axel-kins!" Larxene said in her poisoned honey voice. "When I remove the letter X and rearrange the letters, it spells Lea!"
"Or Ael! Or Ela! Or Ale!" Axel shouted from the bathroom. "Though I hate the last name because if I can remember from my past life, I know that my old man wasn't an alcoholic!"
"Well, I'll try to find out about your past as quickly as I possibly can!" Larxene said. "I better ask Zexion if he knows anything!" She walked away, allowing Axel time to soak in his nice hot bath.
"Stupid Lightning (Censored)!" Axel said. He sat in the tub, fuming over Larxene's comment. "Do I look like a woman? What about my fangirls? If I'm suddenly revealed to be a girl, uh-uh! No fangirls! And the Yaoi fangirls! Don't get me started on them!" Axel picked up a rubber ducky and squeaked it. Then he decided to get out of the bath, after pulling the plug.
Larxene returned to her spot beside the door to Axel's room. "Ha, ha! Sucker!" She sneered, just as Axel walked out the door.
Axel then began chasing Larxene. Larxene ran screaming.
"That'll teach her for saying I'm really a girl in drag!" Axel said. He walked off.
Inspiration- Some person posted online that there's a theory that Axel was a girl before joining the Organization going around the internet. I decided to write a story about Larxene telling Axel about the theory and how Axel will react.
And yes, I am an Axel Fangirl, who sort of supports AkuRoku or Larxel. It all depends on my mood.
