This is what I think goes on backstage on the set of Naruto.

I don't own Naruto, Kishimoto does. If I did, Sasuke wouldn't be such an ass.

Backstage of Naruto;

Ch.1: At the end of the Naruto vs. Neji Chuunin Exam fight.

"Aww man, I am absolutely filthy! Did I really have to get THIS dirty, Kishimoto-dono?" whined an annoyed Naruto.

"Yes, Naruto-san, you had to dig." sighed a very tired Director Kishimoto. It had taken nearly all day just to do the end of that fight scene.

"Well I'm going to go freshen up a bit. I do have a date tonight after all." smirked a very cocky Naruto as he left the screening room for the Men's shower room.

"Man," said Neji while rubbing his chin, "for an annoying brat, he has one hell of a left hook. Ouch."

"But wasn't that just supposed to be a stunt?" asked Tenten as she came down to meet her boyfriend.

"Yeah, put it looked good. Now we can FINALLY move on to the next scene."

"Way to take one for the team, Neji-kun" smiled Tenten as she handed him a towel.

"Thanks, Tenten-chan" blushed the now beet red Hyuuga as he and Tenten left the studio.

"Hey dad, we're done for the day. Let's go." said Asuma as he tried to gently nudge the sleeping Hokage awake.

"zzzzzzzz"

"Man he's asleep, how troublesome." Sighed Asuma.

"HEY! GET YOUR OWN CATCH PHRASE, SENSEI!!" yelled an irritated Shikamaru. He (along with Shino, Ino, and Temari) seemed to be trying to find a place to put an orange and blue gym bag that had a spiral on the side.

"Come on Asu-kun, just leave him" cooed Kurenai.

"Alright, Kure-chan." sighed Asuma as he and Kurenai left.

Back at the Men's shower room Sakura and Hinata where standing outside the door.

"Naruto-kuuuuun." They cooed in unison, "Are you ready yet?"

"Almost! Just gotta get my…..WHERE THE (BEEEP!!) IS MY STUFF?!?!?!"

Ch.1: END.

So, what do ya think?

RXR please.

Ideas are welcome, I'll give credit.