Oh Jacob black is back

I thought he was gone when I pushed him of that cliff

Jake is back

I thought he was dead

When I kicked him in the sack

I thought he would never come back

I don't know how much of this stupid Jacob I can take

I thought he was long gone

When I force him to wear a team Edward thong

Oh I guess I was wrong

Jake is back

I'm about ready to stab his eyes out with a tack

I'm so sick of his stupid acts

Oh why can't he just leave and never come back

Because I've have had enough of you black YA!

A/N I was bored so ya I like Jacob just not lots lol. Team Edward! Yes I know its stupid but I think its funny!