ODD'S BAD DAY
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Odd delirobia was annoyed. Sam had promised yesterday that she would be up and ready to go to the beach an hour ago! Instead he'd been left waiting on her doorstep in the cold wearing nothing but a purple speedo like a chump!...She was probably still asleep...Odd then grinned evilly. "Well, what kind of prince charming would he be if he didn't wake a sleeping beauty?"
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"Now what to do?" Thought odd to himself as he climbed the tree up to the window.
Should he yell into her ear? The old whip cream on hand and then tickle her face routine?
Odd shook his head. Nah, he'd just steal a kiss while she slept...
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Finally odd was able to perch himself on the windowsill. He took a quick look around.
Okay, definitely Sam's room. And Sam was still asleep. Bit of a drop to the floor but nothing he couldn't handle. Thought odd triumphantly as he jumped.
RIP!
Odd heard the tearing sound as he jumped but didn't think much of it until he landed and realized two important things.
ONE: he really should have given that slightly protruding nail that he sat next to more thought.
TWO: he was NAKED in his girlfriends house!
Odd flustered as he tried not to panic. "Calm down odd, this is no big deal. Just climb back out the window, run to your beach bag, slap on your shorts and it'll be like it never happened!"
Odd thought to himself as he quickly turned around- just as Sam got up and looked in his direction.
Odd froze up completely, waiting for the inevitable explosion...
But was completely taken back when she only yawned, rubbed her eyes and drowsily asked: "A-are you delivery guy?"
With all the adrenaline pumping through his brain, it was simple for odd to figure out that Sam was in some sort of sleep-addled state. Which meant there was still a chance to get out of this with his dignity intact!
"Er...yes I am delivery guy." Odd quickly grabbed a nearby random object and handed it to her.
"Okay, well nice meeting you. Gotta go"- "W-wait, don't- I-i sign (yawn) s-something?"
"Wha- oh, sure here. Said odd as he quickly gave her another random object. "Here's my clipboard." "A-an pen?" Asked a sleepy Sam. "Wha- right a pen." Said odd as he began to turn-
"O-oh there pen -thank you". Stated Sam as she drowsily reached forward.
Wha- Pen? What are you"- began odd. But froze when she grabbed hold of his "pen."
Odd then had to bite his lip to stop from screaming when she started her futile attempts to force his "pen" to write out something on the "clipboard"(which odd now notices is a pin-cushion)...
5 PAINFUL MINUTES LATTER...
Odd whimpers as he finally manages to climb out the window. He puts down one of his legs onto the branch. "Good, thought odd to himself as he began to shift more of his weight onto the branch, soon this nightmare will be"- And that's when the branch broke.
Unfortunately for odd, this wasn't the worst of it. For at that moment gravity was rearing it's ugly head, the window choose that moment to slam shut...right on his testicles.
Before he could scream out in pain for any help. A discarded birds nest fell into his mouth, gagging him.
And so odd spent the rest of his miserable day there
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AN: this is an example of my DISTAFF-COUNTERS challenge. To learn more about this and other challenges, go to my profile page.
P.S. could someone contact the deviant artist Markmak or show me how to contact him? I'd like to talk to him, but the computer won't let me comment on deviantart.
Also I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot, maybe two-shot at most. That I might continue one day...but probably won't.
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