A/N: I do NOT own Naruto. If I did, all the characters that should have died would be already dead. Instead of killing the ones that ACTUALLY matter. .

I've been dreaming about this story sinve FOREVER! Yet I never had the motivation to write it. Please feel free to correct me, I won't get insulted.

This will be a SASUNARU (or maybe Narusasu) story. At the beginning there will be a little wacko/funny start that I decided to make for annoyment(if that's even a word) purposes. You're free to skip it if you prefer to get straight to the main story.

Things inside this ( ) will be my own thoughts, they may explain a few things along the way, or just comment random stuff. Tuff in italics will be mostly the character thinking.

Enjoy!


I don't care what most people say, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE has heard a fairy tale type story in some point of their lives, preferably during their childhood (or an annoying school assignment that left you to rent the movie instead of reading the book, but I'm just throwing bones here :3). They don't have to be the usual famous stories like Cinderella or Red Riding Hood. They can just be the new book around the corner or folk legends from your own culture. But sometimes children can have the (not sure if it's unfortunate) luck of having a parent make up twisted stories just so you'll grow up to their standards, or just to get you to shut the F8#k up, if they are honest ^_^. This will be precisely what happens to a little girl when she asks her anime-obsessed teenaged mother for a romantic bed-time story. And thank God the kid was dense enough not get what her mother REALLY meant by sweet innocent SasuNaru story .

Mom- Alright, it agreed. After this you're off to bed, no complaining.

Little girl- Right! But Mom, why did we have to move to the living room?

Mom- I can't have your father listen in *wink*

Little girl- But Mom why wou-

Mom- SHUT UP!

Girl (I should give her a proper name later)- O.O

Mom- *coughs* Now, your almost 10 years old and I lent you already a bunch of my BL .. I mean.. comic books so this shouldn't be scary for you. (Said the mother as she curled herself up to her daughter in her Pokémon pajamas while holding her Inuyasha plushie ;3)

Girl (I'm gonna name her… Kira.)- … wait.. what? o.O

Mom- Here I go, my sweet Kira, *clears throat* I'll begin with my epic narrator voice:


It all started in far away world, the farthest from your mind right now. Ok not really. It's a world pretty similar to our own. The only difference would be that in this world, all of those myths, those creatures, and those things that can't be real, can't exist and can't bump into you on the darkest of nights… Are actually real. Yes, all of those fairies, monsters, gods, angels, demons and even normal humans, exist within the same world; be it in the sky, the sea or in the earth. They all have one thing in common: They are COMPLETELY unaware of each other, for every creature lived in their own realm, not pending an eye to the rest. Just like as we humans do each time we treat their lives as stories and myths, only focusing on ourselves and what's convenient for us.

Our story will begin in the realm of the sea where, you guessed it, merpeople exist, along with other sea creatures of course :P. These are not how we usually picture mermaids (cursed manatees sightings .), they weren't exactly beautiful people with a fish-tail who swam wearing seashells (stupid Disney interpretation). They had legs with scales and fins at each end, as well as through their hands, fingers and toes. Rough looking stretched fin-like ears, huge full- black beady eyes, purple lips, long neck with gills, sharp teeth, dark colored hair, skin as white as a pearl… and the list goes on. Not to mention the fins were almost transparent so you could barely see their veins, plus their pelvis was slightly covered with dark scales (sorry fan-girls. But I assure it is not always like that *wink*) these creatures (that haunt my every nightmare) dint speak, didn't sing, and if you ever met them you would soon realize that Emos are actually happy people in comparison.

It was a world with no secrets, no voice, so after a while... not much wonder. But come on... have you EVER seen a fish complain about that life? (Not that they can) But of course for them, there could be no other life and this was their only reality. Well, there must always be a fish out water, right? (Otherwise that expression will be meaningless and this whole story will lose its main plot!) ONE thing, and only that one thing, could separate to individuals those "poor unfortunate souls" (ok, so maybe Disney isn't so bad), and that was their names. Just a few words that could divide them into families, clans and people.

That one fish out of water was named "Sasuke" (DUN, DUN DUUUUN). Most thought him to be the outcast , one who tired of his so called reality and hated every minute of it. Like most realms, the thoughts of other creatures and worlds where just myths and legends, often believable to the wackos. Of course our emocentric (yes, I made up that word.. I think) pale skinned mer-guy Sasuke wasn't a wacko, but he found hearing such stories more interesting than the usual swimming in banks, hunting sharks and looking for a mate, this last one being crucial since he was almost 115. Don't be scared (this goes to the Sasuke fan-girls :P), those are actually his teenage years, merpeople could live for quite a while. But still, finding a compatible mate was harder than finding a needle in a haystack, since not all intercourse acts were successful… in fact it was close to none, so baby merpeople were extremely rare. Sasuke was indeed the very last baby to have been born in 115 years.(So just imagine how many pedos must be at the sea looking at him ..)

Once in a while Sasuke would look up above and see that small dim light they would call the sun which only lasted a few hours, if it even showed at all. The sea, remember; although beautiful was a very VERY dark place most of the time. (Conveniently their fins had a slight glow in the darkness sometimes). He could only wonder what was above sea. And it's not like he hadn't tried, but it was impossible to go beyond it. Just as it was impossible for us at first to land on the moon. It was too high up, too close to a mysterious, forbidden and terrifying place. They usually never got back, and the ones that had tried were never seen again. But as soon as mating season returned, he just couldn't take it anymore. Being the youngest, plenty of mermaids and mermen looked to mate with him, and some even succeeded forcedly (yes I DO mean Fish-Rape). So it would be sooner the time where he thought nothing else but to escape no matter what the cause, even if it meant death itself. And what better way to go, than to go trying to reach somewhere new. He just swam, didn't looked back, didn't have nothing to lose, and if he did he surely didn't give a f*#k right then.


Mom- Well that's it for now! Tie to go to bed and have… special dreams!

Kira- WAIT A MINUTE! That's it? Naruto didn't even show up yet! And what's up with the fish-rape thing!

Mom- HEY! Who is the mother here? Besides I asure Everything I said here was essential to get you to understand and go deeper into the story. And I promise Naruto is MUCH closer than you think. Soo…

GO

TO

BED!

*EPIC STARE DOWN*

...

Kira: FINE! But there BETTER be some GOOD sasunaru or narusau scenes next time or I'll tell Dad about your special anime dream!

Mom- ohohoh! Sounds like a deal *creepy evil grin*. Mommmie will have a VERY good night sleep today for the sake of her own sweet daughter's BL dreams ^^. *fake tear* Im so EFFING proud of you! *grabs Inuyasha plushie* SWEET DREAMS! XD

Kira- *… I'm kind of... scared now…*


Well that's it for now! As "Mom" says, everything I explained was needed to understand the story more in further chapter. Please don't kill me! I promise you some Sasunaru action on the next chapter so don't you worry! This was just the prologue anyways.

I hope you liked it, and please review! I'm still new at the fan-fic gig and besides, English is NOT my first language (Its Latin Spanish) so feel free to correct me.

And yes… The Little Mermaid was my favorite Disney princess movie when I was little XD But this story is SO not the same, trust me! XD