Yay, another Inuyasha fan fiction! Please take note that this fiction is Rated R and there will be lemons in the future chapters.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any characters in this story.

Beauxtown, 1788

"You and Inuyasha will make a great couple!" mother said.

"Yes, we will wed on September and will be the most beautiful September bride ever. What do you think, Kagome?" Kikyo said.

"Yeah, whatever." I said sarcastically. Kikyo has always been talking about Inuyasha and her wedding even thou he hasn't proposed to her, he isn't even her beau for Christ's sake. Mother on the other hand supports her entirely, since she's older than me and is her favorite daughter. Kikyo has always been graceful yet she dresses like a slut. Her breast looks like it was going to fall 'cause her dress is so low. Mother always favors her and gave me Kikyo's old dresses and buys her new ones. I don't blame her; I rarely even wear those clothes since I always wear breeches and act like a boy. Mother blames my father for it. She said I acted like this because my father was a horse mad and would let me ride.

Kikyo wasn't the only one in my family who is crazy about Inuyasha, my eldest sister, Glenda started the fan club but she was tired of waiting for Inuyasha so she married an old, rich man Lord Brandon James Watson, the duke of Belk Grove. I guess I'll be next in line when Kikyo marries an old rich man such as Lord Brandon but I hope not, I always loathed that man. He's an arrogant bastard who wants to piss the hell out of me since we met when I was only 14 years of age.

"Do you think Inuyasha fancies Mrs. Connie Maxwell?" Kikyo asked.

Mother almost (thou I wish she would have) choked as she drank her tea. "Connie Maxwell? Allen Maxwell's widow?" she said.

"Yes, her father says so. One day James was on the garden with Mrs. Maxwell and then disappeared but then he heard giggles from Mrs. Maxwell behind the bushes." Kikyo said. I can tell she's about to cry. Girls these days, so sensitive and stupid.

"Surely this is some kind of joke. Inuyasha would never like a girl such as her. Inuyasha would want a fine wife and a virgin such as yourself. Don't fret." Mother said.

"You're right, mother. He would never like Connie Maxwell for a wife. Do you think he's still grieving about the past?" Kikyo asked.

"Grieving about what, Kikyo?" I asked her.

"Do not interfere with other's conversation, Kagome." My mother said. I glared at her and laid my back against the chair. She acts as if I'm not part of the family. "I'm sure he's over with, Kikyo, dear. It happened three years ago, Inuyasha is strong man and has probably forgotten about the tragedy.

Hmm... I wonder what Inuyasha would be grieving about. I've never heard any of his family members died, except for his father, perhaps but that was when he was five years old, before I was even born. (A/N Kagome is 7 years younger than Inuyasha).

"Have you heard about the ball at Elena Wyndams' ball tonight? I bet she invited Inuyasha to the ball, they're cousins." Kikyo said excitedly.

"I'm not going." I said quickly, knowing that mother would only let me wear Kikyo's hand-me-down dresses.

"I'd like for you to stay here but unfortunately Elena and you are good friends and she would be devastated if you weren't there." My mother said. May the Lord give me patience.

-::Later that day::-

"Oh, dear. This is very fascinating yet these pirates are so blood thirsty." I said as I turned to the pages of an 80-year-old diary of a pirate.

"You're quite right about the pirates but their adventures are rather fascinating." Mr. Copperfield, owner the Copperfield Bookstore said. He's always been nice to me. He lets me read diaries free of charge.

"I see you're fancy reading diaries of blood thirsty pirates." A familiar voice said from behind me. I turned around and saw Inuyasha grinning like a fool.

"Good morning, I've never seen you in this store before, is this your first time?" he said.

"No, Inuyasha. Kagome has been visiting my store for quite a long time now. I've been giving her diaries and she comes in and tells me all about it." Mr. Copperfield explained.

"What about you, Inuyasha. I've never seen you here before. I don't even know you could read." I said.

"Well, I've been here since God-knows-when. David here has been lending me French novels." Inuyasha said.

"French? I didn't know you could speak French." I said.

"Well, I do. I've spent a great deal of time in France. Do you have any new books, David?" he asked.

"Yes, I do have a new book straight from France. Currently the best-selling book in Europe." Mr. Copperfield said as he went to his shelf and took a book. "Here it is, Le Cid, a really fascinating story it is, Lord Inuyasha."

Inuyasha picked up the book and opened it. I scooted over and tried to read the writings, the language truly is French and Lord knows how he reads that book. "Can you really read that?" I asked.

"Why yes, of course." He said then shut the book. "How much is it, Mr. Copperfield?" he asked.

"3 dollars, Mr. Inuyasha." He said. Inuyasha reached for his pocket and paid for the book. "Thank you, have a good day, sir."

Inuyasha turned to me and grinned, "So, would you like to go and get some ice cream with me?" he asked.

"Well, if it would make my bosoms bigger and fill this dress then maybe I would." I said.

"I see, those clothes are probably from Glenda, judging from how loose it is. Here." He handed me his handkerchief. "Fill your breast with these, at least now it won't be loose." He said. You think he's a gentleman, do you? Well he is not, he's just showing off that's all.

We walked out of the store and then I saw Inuyasha's mistress, Mrs. Maxwell waving at us to get our attention or Inuyasha's attention rather. "Oh no."

"What?" he asked.

"It's your mistress, Mrs. Maxwell." I said.

"What?" he turned around and waved back at her. "What the bloody hell are you talking about, oh, I'll talk to you later. Just buy some ice cream and I'll be back with you shortly." He said then ran after Mrs. Maxwell.

I picked the flavor I wanted, Mango and sat down and ate my ice cream. Inuyasha came back and bought his ice cream as well and sat beside me. "Connie said 'hello', she said my taste on women is improving. I told her she need glasses." See how rude he is?

"I like Connie Maxwell, she's nice. I bet she's a nice mistress."

"Oh, bloody hell. What do you know about mistresses, Kagome?" he asked.

"Someone you mount whenever you want to." I said. He thinks I'm stupid enough to know what a mistress means.

"Horses mount, humans have sex. Do you know what sex means?"

"Of course, I've seen them almost everyday, when horses mate that is. It's all messy and painful."

"Painful?" he asked.

"Yes, painful. My mother says, the only way a man can determine their wife is a virgin is that when they mate for the first time, the woman would bleed and would feel pain." I said.

"I can't believe this conversation." He said.

I quickly change the topic. "Sorry, Kikyo said she wants to marry you."

He chuckled, "She does?"

"She said she's going to be a September bride but she's afraid you're still grieving about the past. Grieving about what, Inuyasha?" I asked.

He sighed, "I was once married to a woman named Alicia, she was beautiful and rich but unfortunately she died."

"How?"

"She died giving birth to my child, our child rather."

It must've been painful for him; he lost both his wife and his child as well. "Do you want to marry my sister?" I asked.

He chuckled, "Why would I want to marry her?"

"Because she likes you and she never cease to talk about you." I said.

"No, I'm not marrying your sister, Kagome. I'm not interested. Do you know that she has the habit of staring at a man's crotch?"

"Yes, I noticed it."

"Yes and I always seem to be her victim. What's with the crotch that you women want? Is it our manhood?"

"How should I know? I've never stared at a man's crotch before." I said.

"Very well then. I have to go and get ready for the ball. You coming, yeah?" he asked.

"You know I couldn't resist Elena's invitation."

"Good day, Kagome." He said then left me.

"Your bill, Miss Higurashi." A waiter from the Ice cream parlor said.

"Bill? Didn't Inuyasha paid it already?" I said.

"He said your paying the bill." He replied. Damn him! I'm gonna get that bastard!

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