here's another one of Skylark Evanson's spazz-moments. Please enjoy. I do... when i piss her off...
WARNING: my Big Time Rush obsession is minorly mentioned in here. please read it anyway ;)
DISCLAIMER: do you really think i own anything?
Sky and I were just sitting on the bus, waiting to arrive at school for some time, now. I was texting my boyfriend who was supposed to be in class already, and she was just blabbing about how McDuffy was such a moron and couldn't get anything right. As said ranting was part of her daily routine, I had trained myself to be able to tune her out from time to time.
And then she mentioned that Kevin was a Diffusian, not an Osmosion.
"That is the one thing I agree about," I muttered to my phone. The only reason we were pissed off about the name was because McDuffy didn't care to do the right research, and was saying that Kevin was something he was not. Osmosis was when a liquid is dispersed evenly over a membrane. Diffusion is when a solid moves from more concentrated areas to less concentrated areas. Last time I checked, Kevin no work well when he's a liquid. It was one of our favorite discussion topics, other than talking about how our bus driver would never shut up about safety precautions.
"OMG you're actually listening!" Sky said. "I thought you were ignoring me!"
"Well my ears perked up when I heard you say that McDuffy didn't pass biology. I mean, what's wrong with this guy?"
"He taught me what vendettas were."
"I know, but he should at least get some of the stuff right! I mean, why can't we send him back to high school?"
"Because he's too old."
"And it's a show for five-year olds."
"Hey!" Sky punched me lightly in the arm. Well, probably pretty, hard, but my coat suffered the majority of the blow. "They still made Kevin look sexy!"
I rolled my eyes.
"C'mon! I would totally love to punch him in the abs!"
"Oh, my god…"
"Wouldn't you like to punch James Maslow in the abs?"
I imagined the scene. "Yes… but not enough to hurt."
"Well I wouldn't punch Kevin enough to hurt!"
The new scene materialized in my mind.
Sky was running up to Kevin. She punched him. He crouched down, absorbed the asphalt, and knocked her defensively in the chest, and she passed out on the pavement. Gwen ran up. "Kevin! She wasn't an alien!"
Kevin looked down. "Oops."
I focused my eyes back on my best friend. "You're a freak."
"But that's why you love me, right?"
I gave her a strange look. "Not this time, chica. Not this time."
PLEASEEEEEEEE reviewww!
