A beautiful veil for a lucky commodore.
Authors: Me (Flying Sparrow) and my mate Tasha
A.N: This is supposed to be funny, so please, no flames. We both know that it doesn't make any sense, but hey ho, pigs bum. Also, this is just a one-shot of the scene in the movie with the bit where Will does his weird sword twizly thing. The voice's are in Liz's head.
Elizabeth awakens from her dream
Voice 1: put on the medallion.
Liz: (To herself) Okey Dokey then! She proceeds to put on the medallion
Gov Swann: Comes barging in wakey wakey! Rise and shine!
Voice 1: quick, hide the medallion, hide it, hide it!
Voice 2: No, no, don't hide it. It's prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Voice 3: What medallion?
Elizabeth: shoves medallion down her nightdress in the space left by her non-existent cleavage whatever. Morning Dad.
Gov Swann: throws bucket of water at Elizabeth wake up you silly girl! I have a present for you. reveals a bright red corset with black lace
Elizabeth: It's .......................... nice?
Gov Swann: I had hoped you would wear it to church this morning. I t will Commodore Norrington's first holy communion you know.
Voice 1: What a pansy!
Voice 2: Don't be mean.........
Elizabeth: (to her father) Okay, fine. (to an unfortunate maid) oy, you! Help me get my fat arse into this will you.
Jeeves: Milord, you have a pansy elf visitor (looks mortified A.N. he looks like Mort Rainey! Hehehehehehehehehehe) Did I say that out loud?
Will studies a scone, but feels puckish, so he shoves it all in his gob. He hears Gov Swann coming down, so he quickly swallows and wipes his mouth on his sleeve. He then replaces his lipgloss
Gov Swann: Walks downstairs Mr. Elf, how nice to see you.
Will: looks at the writing on the back of his hand Good................ squints day sir. I have your .................... looks at the walls, and then back at his hand order?! opens case and reveals tiara and veil that's gold .................... stuff in the forky bit. I have one just like it myself. May I ? try's it on and models it, strutting up and down the 'catwalk'
Gov Swann: Ooooooooooh ......... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah............. Me likey! Me wanty!
Elizabeth: comes downstairs
Voice 1: What a poof!
Voice 2: Whats wrong with that?
Voice 3: Who? What? Where? When?
Elizabeth: Arghhhhhhhhh! hits her head against the stair rail multiple times
Will and Gov Swann: Turn around weirdo!
Will and Gov Swann exit in carriage. Elizabeth is left unconscious on the stairs
A.N. There you have it. Oh and I will still update my other story this was just for fun. Please review now!
