SIT!
One day Kagome was at her house on the computer, and then suddenly the doorbell rang. In came Inuyasha, the teenager who lived next to her. "Come on in Inuyasha." Kagome said.
"Thanks Kagome." Inuyasha walks in and sits down on Kagome's couch.
"How's it going?"
"Well, I was wondering if you wanted to play ball today, ya know, you and me?"
"Awesome, sure." Kagome says. Suddenly the phone rings. Kagome goes to answer it, Inuyasha still sitting on the couch. She picks up the phone.
Phone
"Hi?" Kagome asked.
"Hey Kagome?"
"Sango, how's it going?"
"Not bad, you?"
"Well, Inuyasha is over, right now siting on the couch." Suddenly Inuyasha falls to the ground hard. *Thud*. Kagome is turned away so she doesn't see.
"What was that noise?" asked Sango.
"Hold on Sango." Kagome said.
"Kay."
Off phone
"Inuyasha, sit carefully in the couch, because if you sit on it hard, it will get bumpy, and then no one will ever want to sit on it. Trust me that is a perfect sit-couch, I don't want it ruined." Kagome explained, and then went back to the phone.
Inuyasha then fell to the floor hard 4 times, ****thud,* thud,* thud, *thud.****
Phone
"So how's Inuyasha?"
"As I said, I don't want him to sit to hard on the sit-couch. Since its old, I don't want it to get wrecked." Kagome explains to Sango. Inuyasha falls again, thud, thud. He's getting pretty beat.
"Oh, Kagome me and Miroku arranged some seats at the Theatre, we we're wondering if you guy wanted to come along."
"Yeah, to sit in that theatre is so cosy, but so expensive." Kagome said.
*Thud**
Inuyasha began to half whimper, "Kagome no more?" He got bruises.
"Yeah, I could ask Inuyasha if he really wants to sit in the theatre with all those people, because you can't see the screen when you sit in the car, Haha."
**Thud, *thud. **
"Hey Kagome, how fast can you say the word sit, like say it 5 times really fast?" Sango said.
"Okay, sit sit sit sit sit."
*****Thud* thud* thud* thud* thud *thud **** Inuyasha fell hard. "STAAOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!" Inuyasha begged the still turned away Kagome. Inuyasha looked like he had been run over.
"Inuyasha Sssh, just sit for a sec and hold ona minute, Sango is on the phone." Kagome said.
*Thud** again.
"That's it. Kagome you stupid wench, I'm going." Inuyasha got up angry and pissed.
Kagome turned around and saw the beat up Inuyasha. "What did you call me Inuyasha? Oh my gosh, what happened to you?" Then Kagome looked at the floor, it was like a rock smashed up the floor. "Sango, I gotta call you back." Then she hang up the phone. She turns to Inuyasha and says, "Inuyasha?!!!!!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY FLOOR, YOU IDOIT!!!! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT, AMD THIS IS FOR CALLING ME A STUPID WENCH, SSSSSIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD TTTTHHHHHUUUUUDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!************************************
Kagome then stormed off upstairs. Inuyasha was now all beaten like a pulp. He zig zagged walked out of Kagome's house and back home. He was now pissed with that girl.
