"Oh crap, Nina's dead!" Fabian exclaimed.

"Well, that sucks?" Eddie said.

"I know what I have to do," Fabian said and embarked on the adventure upstairs to break up with Mara although they had never been together in the first place.

He opened the door to her room and saw her reading a book called "How to Steal Husbands", written by Perrie Edwards.

"Mara, I'm breaking up with you," Fabian said.

Mara burst into tears. "But Fabian..."

"No, Mara, no."

All of the sudden, Mara stopped crying. "Fine Fabian, but you know what? You're not getting Nina back without a fight. PERRIE!"

This 40 year old looking girl with a nose ring and purple lips came in through the window.

"Perrie, he's trying to break up with me."

Perrie looked at her sympathetically. "Once Zayn tried to do that. He said "who are you you creeper? I am married to Niall!""

Mara sighed. "I am so sorry Perrie. That must have hurt so much. I was wondering if you would help me beat this guy up for feminism."

Perrie wrinkled her nose. "But I love men."

"I know... Will you do it bc he is trying to break up with me?"

Perrie smiled. "Why didn't you just say that?!"

Fabian spoke up then. "Then I get to call in some back up too. ONE DIRECTION COMMENCE."

Louis, Zayn, and Niall appeared.

"Hey Fabian," Zayn said.

"Sorry Liam and Harry couldn't make it. They were doing something..." Louis said.

"I think they were having a threesome," Niall said while Zayn made heart eyes at him.

"Are you guys ready or?" Mara said from across the room, rolling her eyes.

Zayn's eyes widened and he whispered in his husband's ear.

Niall gasped and marched right over to Perrie. "So you're the one that climbed in Zayn and I's window and asked him to marry you for publicity?"

Perrie rolled her eyes. "Well he didn't say yes when I asked him nicely."

Niall laughed humorlessly at this. "Perrie, the first time you asked him, you threatened to kill Louis."

"SHE THREATENED TO KILL ME?!" Louis's beautiful voice screeched across the room. He marched straight up to Perrie and said, "Bitch, I am way more fabulous than you are or will ever be. How /dare/ you threaten to kill me."

Perrie rolled her eyes again. "You're not that special. I mean, you made Zayn smoke weed in a truck and you-" Perrie didn't get out another word because Louis pulled out a carrot and stabbed her and she died.

Louis turned to Mara and smiled brightly. "Anything you want to say to me, love?"

Mara quickly shook her head and turned to Fabian. "Okay. You win. Have Nina back."

She walked to her closet and Nina came out coughing.

"Nina!" Fabian screamed, ran over to her, picked her up, and spun her around.

"Hey Fabian," Nina giggled and stared up into her boyfriend's eyes.

Louis groaned in disgust at the lovey dovey couple. He turned away and started to tell his band mates he was going to go see their friend Eddie but stopped when he saw them engaged in a passionate kiss. He groaned again and decided to go see Eddie by himself. He stepped out into the hall and as he was walking down, he bumped into this blonde girl.

"I'm sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going." Louis apologized.

The girl looked up and studied him for a minute before smiling. "It's alright. Are you Louis from One Direction?"

Louis sighed. Another fan. "Yes, I am."

She smiled again. "That's cool. I'm Amber Millington."

"I'm Louis Tomlinson, but I guess you already know that."

Amber laughed. Louis felt himself relax a little.

"Well, Louis, I must be going. I'll, um, see you later," Amber said as she ran off to her room.

Louis smiled a little to himself as he walked to Eddie's room. Amber was pretty cool.